general petraeus assumes the stance in afghanistan: part lix not LICKS but LIX!

Michelangelo, following an intuition perhaps -- pulled away from the hotel convention centre with all the catholic priests and took a turn or two and pulled up outside a bar that had a ny style hot dog vendor outside:

'hot dogs, hot dogs, get your hotdogs, nice and fresh!' wailed the street vendor picturesquely.

'there they are!' said Michelangelo.

There wasn't time to be star-struck as it was only a matter of time, with so many catholic priests and so many school children in the same town before they ran into eachother and the priests started getting the children to confess and subsequently touching them inappropriately...

'bla... bla... bla... bla... do you see what i mean?' finished Michelangelo after passionately making his case to Parker and Stone.

Parker and Stone did see what they meant,

'Ok, Mr. Michelangelo (Parker and Stone had never heard of Michelangelo or Leonardo and just thought they had strange sounding names, one of them like the movie star), you ride with me,' said Stone.

'Ok, Mr Leonardo, you can ride with me in my batmobile,' said Trey Parker.

Leonardo looked at him and his homosexual urges were getting the better of him, such a lovely English man. As they sat down in Parker's batmobile, Leonardo remembered some Englishmen he met in Rome once, doing some work for the Medicis, they were plasterers... such lovely men... now, sitting next to Trey Parker, Da Vinci was feeling a revival of love for all things English.

'You're-a a beautiful-a English man,' said Da Vinci with his guido Italian accent and laid his hand on one of Parker's legs, mid-thigh.

Parker turned his head to the right and looked over at Da Vinci with a 'what are you doing?' look on his face.

Da Vinci proceeded to rub his hand farther down Parker's leg to his knee, 'make-a da love to me,' said Da Vinci imploringly, 'I love-a da English men-a.'

'I'm not English!' said Parker, 'I'm an American! Now unhand me you yankee!' and brushed Da Vinci's hand away from his leg.

'You're a very pretty boy, come on-a, make-a da love to me,' continued Da Vinci to implore.

'I cannot here you! Oh say can you see! by the dawn's early light!' sand Parker loudly to avoid being able to hear Da Vinci......... I'll have to get him to ride with Stone next time thought Parker to himself.

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