'Dude, doesn't this situation remind you of the episode we did on Afghanistan entitled -President Obama has farty pants- like a few years ago,' asked Stone to Parker.
'I don't remember dude, we've done so many shows now, how did that one go?' responded Parker.
'Well,' said Stone, 'Mrs. Garrison wanted all the kids to each send $1 to the kids in Afghanistan.'
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While Stone reminded Parker of the episode of South Park they had created together years ago, the Black Rook was busy taking care of his chute after landing -- he wondered how it was possible the military could go on spending 20 billion dollars a one Stealth Bomber to bomb the Russians, post cold-war, but had not yet after 10 years of war within Iraq and Afghanistan, not developed a technology to remotely detect IEDS and then target them with cluster bomblet laser guided technology. Goddam retarded war. The Black Rook just wanted some R&R and a chance to watch some big booties swang in Bangkok as soon as possible.
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'Nope, I don't remember dude,' said Parker as he dismounted the helicopter with the tobacco spitting Georgian.
'Come on man,' replied Stone, 'it's the one where they people in Afghanistan send a goat as a present over to South Park and then the kids want to return it to Afghanistan so they go to South Park's military base and tell the soldier's the goat is really Steve Nicks from Fleetwood Mac, which they believe and then the kids fly to Afghanistan --- so it's kind of like the situation we're in now.'
'Oh yeah! Nooooooow I remember,' remembered Parker.
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