Wednesday, September 29, 2010

general petraeus assumes the stance in afghanistan: part 80

Kiedis up and said he'd like reinforcement from his band-mates, the other (Red Hot) Chili Peppers and the Georgian handler duly noted it but couldn't promise anything.

The two South Park people enthused over their cool strap-on oversized tazers and over-sized hunting knives.

The three were ready to depart when the Georgian tobacco-chewing handler said,

'One more thing, now that y'aint flying anymore, you need to return those airman uniforms to Uncle Sam.'

'What?!!' questioned the three, 'what are we supposed to wear?' asked Kiedis, Parker and Stone.

'I reckon them boots you were provided with came with a pair of socks, that'd be about right now, wouldn't it?' said the Georgian tobacco chewer, and gathering up the three airman's outfits from the three recruits, threw them up into the cabin of the helicopter and mounted it to leave as its big-wing started increasing mightily and noisily its rotations in preparation for levitation.

As the chopper slowly rose, the Georgian handler bid the three entertainers adieu:

'Sock it to those ants boys, do it for Uncle Sam.'

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