The Black Rook busted a nut (popped his chute) while his i-Pod switched to Tori Amos and Madonna's version of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit.'
He had been studying videos of John Walker Lynch and Shaggie from the Scooby Doo cartoon in order to fit in with the dishevelled, unkept, permanently bad-hair-day Taliban.
His chute had a harness that left him in a semi-seated position (furniture) and his arms stretched radially extended to their fullest in all directions controlling strings that guided his chute like a bird in the sky.
He looked below him and saw the landscape: a glint from the Alexandrian fountain near the Afghan government's Kandahar headquarter. The helicopter (now landed) with its rotary wing very slowly circumnavigating around itself and the three clowns from 'Hollywood' prepared to do battle with the killer ants. The killer ants themselves were visible in the distance, even their shrieks could be heard. Armored vehicles from the Draggins Trike operation could be seen.
The Black Rook pulled his chords down low and prepared to land.
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