the two renaissance lads, Michelangelo and Leonardo stopped at a roadside sausage distributor -- Leonardo chose some delicious Polish sausage and blood sausages and had them nicely gift wrapped -- he intended to honor Parker and Stone, the two creators of South Park with them.........
the two recontinued in the van and Michelangelo, driving, consulted his navegator and announced, 'according to this thing, we'll be in South Park any minute now.'
And fantastically, further ahead, with the shiny spangle of the sun and the hills and meadows and brooks and rivers and happy, flapping birds, it appeared that the ground they approached appeared in cartoon -- two-dimensional bright-colored hues -- and a sign at the side of the road read:
you are now entering South Park
the two accustomed themselves to the bright colors and lack of depth-perception and two-dimensionality of their new surroundings --- they looked at their own bodies as they drove and noticed their bodies looked flat and two-dimensional......... Leonardo thought deeply about the two-dimensional style and how it was employed by the Church along with the advent of depth, perspective in three dimensions just before he arrived at the time portal leading him to the future --- after he arrived, in the future, while he was selling crack cocaine to rich white kids in LA for money, he remembered consulting a computer at a public library and looking at some of the works of Rafael during what later came to be termed 'the Renaissance,' - Leonardo's very own times! --- Leonardo was impressed with Raphael's deep, rich, dark colors, the way the clothing draped so richly, the youth and vitality of the subjects, their muscularity -- the depth, the mastery of perspective........
perhaps in shock from his transition to a two-dimensional world where everything he looked at, including himself, was two-dimensional -- still in deep thought about Raphael's later artwork........ Leonardo was startled by a van that come hurtling towards them on the other side of the road......
large advertising on the side of the van announced: Terence and Phillip, Baked Goods since 1992
as the Terence and Phillip van approached, Michelangelo slowed the van down to see if he could get their attention.... surprisingly, the Terence and Phillip van slowed down too.
'Do you two know how we can find proprietors Parker and Stone?' asked Michelangelo.
Terence looked at Phillip and then looked at Michelangelo and said:
'No, but i know how i can fart of someone's head!' he said mischeviously and held his friend Phillip's head to his butt while he farted loudly and laughed racously.
'Good Lord!' said Leonardo crossing himself as Michelangelo continued onwards laughing also.
'What the hell are you crossing yourself for?' asked Michelangelo.
After a couple of minutes more of driving Leonardo observed, again with his faux-Italian/guido accent which wouldn't leave him until he left South Parka and its two-dimensional world:
'Look-a there-a Michelangelo! They are-a having some-a kind-a catholic convention there-a --- looka atta all the priests a there'a at the hotel and convention centre.'
Indeed, there was a large Catholic convention going on in South Park and busloads of priests were congregating on the town.
'We better hurry man! We gotta find Parker and Stone, or at least the kids and let them know what danger they're in!' said Michelangelo worriedly.
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