In California, while John Travolta flew a bunch of Oprah Winfrey audience members to Australia, the Black Eyed Peas stood slightly shivering in the early morning as a private jet taxi-ed towards them in John Travolta's backyard while they waited on his back porch..... the private jet would take them to the gateway hub of Dubai.... they were destined for the East to shoot some episodes of Russian Sesame Street --
of course, in the cyrillic alphabet, P was really like an R.... C was like an S.... H was like an N and U was really like an I........
they would be sure to wear more clothes than Nelly Furtado who had recently been blacklisted for wearing too little and rubbing up against Kermit the Frog
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