after the stop the threesome drove on a while and saw two women walking by the freeway hitching a ride, they were Lorena Bobbitt and Xena the warrior princess, Michelangelo was driving and pulled over next to the two women - he leant over to open the door next to Miller and then pointed his taser at Miller and said:
'jump out here amiche, this is where your ride ends,' said Michelangelo to Miller with fiery resolution.
Out went Miller and immediately Leonardo started piping up and whining,
'hey what r u doing man? that man won our hearts with his cooky and zany antics!' protested Leonardo....
zap zap zap zap zap
Michelangelo tazed Leonardo who was left splaying and rolling in electorific agony in the back of the van.... as Miller befriended his two new friends, Michelangelo pumped up some Metallica music (he was sick of listening to Leonardo's crap), adjusted the rear view mirror and bid adieu visually to Miller as he noticed a flash as of a reflection of steel in the rearview mirror and proceeded to program his gps navegator for South Park town centre and smoke a big fat spliff....
'boo ya,' said Michelangelo as he pulled up right behind a massive road-train doing 100 miles an hour on the freeday............. slipstream
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