after Leonardo was done talking to the very Prophet Mohammed, sent from God Almighty, hallowed be his name......... he told 'Jeeves' to put the i-Mac into hibernate mode:
'why should i do this for you you dirty infidel? (hawking/spitting sound) - all the women in your family are dirty infidel sluts that should be stoned to death,' and with that adieu, 'Jeeves' put Leonardo's computer into hibernate mode wherein it remained silenced with an occasional blink and Leonardo folded it closed - placed it in his backpack by his side, slurped up the last of his smoothie and unburied his butt from his beanbag --
Leonardo commanded a roadside stop. Upon stopping Leonardo noticed smoke in the air..
'what's going on?' he asked.
'according to the radio there are some forest fires around the Boulder area -- they're being fanned by strong winds,' replied Michelangelo, 'that's what you're feeling now.'
'it's all Miller's fault,' said Leonardo, 'all this climate change isn't caused by excessive carbon dioxide in the air from burning coal and petrol for cars and electricity! of course it's not caused by 6 billion little monkeys -- it's caused by Miller's farts!'
'well that makes sense doesn't it?' replied Michelangelo.
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