The Black Rook, if you recall how our story went, was the surviving Black Rook, that is, the Queen's side Rook, as the King's side Rook was despatched by Love of Hole (as the story goes)....
The Black Rook cruised on at what he called 18 milipedes (like the creepy crawly - only this designation meant 18,000 feet) --- after having despatched the three entertainers and overseen their rescue after a sudden wind blew them off course and over an old Russian minefield (not so old, after all, but merely a relic from the 1980s) ---
The Black Rook sat at a small desk that was bolted down to the interior of the plane in a small section of the plane that constituted a small alcove nearby the cockpit wherein the pilots flew....
He was about to go on a self-appointed reconnaissance/espionage mission behind enemy lines -- amongst contacts and people he had already established relationships with amongst the Taliban -- he had successfully passed himself off as a (non-American) African by presenting himself a certain way in both physical aspect and voice -- in all mannerisms he give a distinct impression that led his Taliban contacts to believe that he was really an African from some African Nation with strong ties to Russia.
Before he prepared to leave for his mission, he added some notes to his futuristic novel about a future Napoleon some 100 years hence that would rise and lead America to victory over Communist China in a massive war on the scale of (as yet unseen) world war iii..... while doing so he watched some Bill O'Reilly on fox news and even read a few more paragraphs from O'Reilly's book: "Pinheads and Patriots"....
after finishing with his novel for the present, he decided to take O'Reilly's advice once and for all and email him at o'reilly@foxnews.com in order to o'pine as O'Reilly put it:
Dear Mr Really (wrote the Black Rook),
Would you tap Hemmer, e.g., during an unplanned catnap?
Signed,
Sean O'Shannesy
The Black Rook figured he might as well sign his email with an Irish cracker sounding name since the crackers at fox news seemed to love the Irish so much.....
next the Black Rook took a hit of crystal meth so as to up the amount of dopamine in his brain 17 times over and feel like Superman (he was careful not to become a slave to meth and develop issues like rot-teeth or rot-brain and mostly only used it on rare and special occasions such as that which lay before him) -- he put on his i-Pod and started listening to MC Hammer and picked up a flag of the Soviet Union and made for the rear of the plane where an open cargo bay door fed blue light into the plane and which lead on into the airy light blue abyss below to which he lept....
his dress was no longer that of an American Army Officer and nothing he carried, apart from his unyet un-popped parachute would betray his true identity --- the Soviet flag he carried in his hand he would later transfer to his bag and leave hidden therein -- he did carry some A-Salts but nobody amongst the Taliban would know what this was for......... before he left his book and labtop computer a moment ago, he had doodled a picture of a little child stick figure dragging a tricycle along behind it (instead of riding it - as if out of annoyance) and captioned it: Operation Draggins Trike (for tricycle) as a sign of his disapproval of the latest strategy from the higher ups at the Pentagon and their so-called Operation Dragon Strike.......
nobody on his side of the fence knew about his surveillence and espionage work amongst the Taliban....... yet.
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