first the Lamanites -- you've stumbled upon this term of Mormon-ism and wondered if it referred to a tribe of Lame people ...
you've tortured a dog or two in your childhood -- possible causing death -- but you're not a serial killer though, right? well here's something that might blow your mind... did you know that in America, despite dogs being given pride of place and treated like kings -- did you know that the Americans have much lower meat-slaughtering standards than the silly old Lamanite European Unioners......... thought that hamburger you just ate was gamey homey? that's coz you were eating a Mexican's (illegal alien) fingertip that accidentally made the cut due to sloppy standards.........
now take the following heavyweight boxer psychopath test:
a) tortured a dog or two in your childhood, possibly causing death (yes or no)
b) eaten at least 20 hamburgers in the u.s.a. (yes or no)
if you answered yes at least once... you might want to consider vegetarianism -- even just for a few months
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Trump on o'really
on Donald Trump i had always reserved judgement -- i am not an anti-capitalist guy -- i knew donald trump was a very successful real-estate mogul..... an acquaintance of mine, who i sometimes nick-name joseph stalin -- confirmed to me that he detested trump -- confirming my suspicions that this acquaintance was somewhat stalin-esque -- e.g., anti-capitalist....
the benji -- while being relatively poor, compared to the donald, never begrudged the donald his wealth -- but now that the donald is throwing his hat into the presidential ring - the benji, being a bit of an armchair pundit speculator on all matters real-politik must now pass judgement on the donald:
first of all: what the hell are you talking about there willis? .... you cannot just put a 25% tax on china....... and if you were to try it you would have to do it on fair-trading basis -- arguing that china produces goods so cheaply due to virtual slave labor....... maybe trump should just pass a new law: only sweedes are allowed to get tourist visas to america.......... why not just block everyone from entering america accept the sweedes -- including americans!?? hey how about just invade saudi arabia and keep all their oil! - but make a rule saying don't let the soldiers home becoz they aren't sweedish! just let them kick it in the carribean after that!
the benji -- while being relatively poor, compared to the donald, never begrudged the donald his wealth -- but now that the donald is throwing his hat into the presidential ring - the benji, being a bit of an armchair pundit speculator on all matters real-politik must now pass judgement on the donald:
first of all: what the hell are you talking about there willis? .... you cannot just put a 25% tax on china....... and if you were to try it you would have to do it on fair-trading basis -- arguing that china produces goods so cheaply due to virtual slave labor....... maybe trump should just pass a new law: only sweedes are allowed to get tourist visas to america.......... why not just block everyone from entering america accept the sweedes -- including americans!?? hey how about just invade saudi arabia and keep all their oil! - but make a rule saying don't let the soldiers home becoz they aren't sweedish! just let them kick it in the carribean after that!
coming in your pants
what are you doing this evening? just having a quiet night at home? -- maybe a little date with yourself -- and a bottle of moisturizing cream??? maybe catch a movie 5 minutes after that? --- well look, how about this? put down that bottle and pull those pants up and come with me.... no! no! not that kind of come... i mean just start stepping, one two one two -- step step step -- let's go to the cinema!
what's showing? well look -- here's an exploration piece on how movie marketing affects us --- the little guy at the bottom of the food chain:
on wednesday - for the first time, some movie comes to my attention -- a photo showing an alien (outer space variety, not mexican) and the name 'paul' -- presumably the alien's name -- and some tagline indicating it's some kind of comedy............ again yesterday i see the same poster --- conveniently forget about it and then i see the movie advertised on facebook --- but oh no - sigourney weaver is in it --- isn't she some lesbian australian anglo-saxon white england supremacist?? -- or was she in that movie with the scary aliens -- if so why is she in a funny alien movie? already it's a red flag -- clearly i'll be taking my friend (above) to a different movie, by the looks of it --- just to be safe, i decide to check imdb.com --- uh oh -- another red flag -- the two main actors are british -- so it's a movie about homosexual binge drinkers -- well, i guess i'll check the previews on imdb now, since i have already gotten the site fired up and all -- i shall do so right now........
predictably it's a hollywood hybrid of british humor with some left-wing liberal desire to push a pro gay-marriage agenda --- complete nonsense, as the british would say -- there still hasn't been a better british movie come out lately than the one with the army of walking-dead zombies walking very slowly ........ the only non-gay funny thing in the trailer is paul eating the bird after he resuscitates it... walk away from this bleeding road-kill before it hits your nostrils - asap......... this movie is lamer than the legless guy that shakes a cup at you every morning asking for spare change
oh well, forget about the movies, friend -- how about you just pass me that bottle of moisturizing cream
what's showing? well look -- here's an exploration piece on how movie marketing affects us --- the little guy at the bottom of the food chain:
on wednesday - for the first time, some movie comes to my attention -- a photo showing an alien (outer space variety, not mexican) and the name 'paul' -- presumably the alien's name -- and some tagline indicating it's some kind of comedy............ again yesterday i see the same poster --- conveniently forget about it and then i see the movie advertised on facebook --- but oh no - sigourney weaver is in it --- isn't she some lesbian australian anglo-saxon white england supremacist?? -- or was she in that movie with the scary aliens -- if so why is she in a funny alien movie? already it's a red flag -- clearly i'll be taking my friend (above) to a different movie, by the looks of it --- just to be safe, i decide to check imdb.com --- uh oh -- another red flag -- the two main actors are british -- so it's a movie about homosexual binge drinkers -- well, i guess i'll check the previews on imdb now, since i have already gotten the site fired up and all -- i shall do so right now........
predictably it's a hollywood hybrid of british humor with some left-wing liberal desire to push a pro gay-marriage agenda --- complete nonsense, as the british would say -- there still hasn't been a better british movie come out lately than the one with the army of walking-dead zombies walking very slowly ........ the only non-gay funny thing in the trailer is paul eating the bird after he resuscitates it... walk away from this bleeding road-kill before it hits your nostrils - asap......... this movie is lamer than the legless guy that shakes a cup at you every morning asking for spare change
oh well, forget about the movies, friend -- how about you just pass me that bottle of moisturizing cream
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
coming in ur pants
how many times a day do u come in your pants?? think how many people, right now, are coming in their pants...
The world was packed to the rafters with people coming in their pants... Yellow pants and green... Striped and blue... Coming this way and that, kneeling, bending, stooping and walking again... Always coming coming coming, more often than not, in their pants... With memories shorter than an ants, but oh goodness gracious... How the people could come... And come and come and come and come: always in their pants
The world was packed to the rafters with people coming in their pants... Yellow pants and green... Striped and blue... Coming this way and that, kneeling, bending, stooping and walking again... Always coming coming coming, more often than not, in their pants... With memories shorter than an ants, but oh goodness gracious... How the people could come... And come and come and come and come: always in their pants
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
the nosepin zone
on the nosepin zone tattoo-ist and piercing specialist o'really argued that throwing a pillow at ur wife means u have to divorce and leave ur kids fatherless...
Is this what my father frequently referred to as a chronic menengitis sufferer? Was o-really indeed ill with meningitis perpetually?
Is this what my father frequently referred to as a chronic menengitis sufferer? Was o-really indeed ill with meningitis perpetually?
fight like a brave
one schism occurred amongst some of the oil princes and chieftains: some of them decided to listen to red hot chili peppers' 'what hits' album instead of crash test dummies 'god shuffled his feet' in contra-distinction to the so-called Djinn's wishes....
afternoons and coffeespoons
the Saudi prince did as the Djinn requested, just in case it was for real, no sense upsetting the Almighty......... instead of torturing his favorite subjects for torture to the sound of screams now it was backed by Crash Test Dummies 'God shuffled his feet' album.... the courtiers seemed to like it......... ring ring -- ring ring -- a gold and ivory phone worth hundreds of thousands of dollars rang in a courtier's hands while the courtier stood next to the prince as the prince prodded an unfortunate subject with a burning hot prodder --- the song, 'afternoons and coffeespoons' was punctuated with the screams of pain of the unfortunate saudi plebian....... human rights were a bit shabby in the middle east.......
the courtier answered the phone and said to the prince:
'sir it's the american secretary of State...'
the prince took the phone in one hand while he handed his boiling hot prodder to another courtier and spoke into the phone's mouthpiece
'Hill' darling, so long since we've had the pleasure, what's new???' said the saudi prince... he stood passively listening a while to the earpiece and then broke the silence, 'reforms?......'
the courtier answered the phone and said to the prince:
'sir it's the american secretary of State...'
the prince took the phone in one hand while he handed his boiling hot prodder to another courtier and spoke into the phone's mouthpiece
'Hill' darling, so long since we've had the pleasure, what's new???' said the saudi prince... he stood passively listening a while to the earpiece and then broke the silence, 'reforms?......'
TIME magazines
anyone with half a brain knew TIME magazine were the biggest bunch of dumb morons on the planet... their very existence was a miserable cry to be euthanized permanently and they were proud of it.......... their yearly award ceremony was legendary --- all of TIME's competitors (Reuters, AP, et al) uncorked a secret hole drilled into the side of TIME's ceremonial chambers and watched the proceedings which they filmed with hidden cameras and got drunk to and laughed at..........
TIME magazine made a point of always hiring trans-gender, trans-vestite, trans-sexual, asian ladyboys with pigeon english so as to be liberal and not biased in their hiring practices (read: full of shit -- click here for the biggest full of shit TIME writing styles)..........
TIME's second biggest pleasure, after being lame and gayer than AIDS was to write articles with self-righteous, smug, self-assured tones that always ended with a trite little twist and a semi-paragraph of smug surety.......... that was TIME magazine -- too glossy even to wipe your arse with......
TIME magazine made a point of always hiring trans-gender, trans-vestite, trans-sexual, asian ladyboys with pigeon english so as to be liberal and not biased in their hiring practices (read: full of shit -- click here for the biggest full of shit TIME writing styles)..........
TIME's second biggest pleasure, after being lame and gayer than AIDS was to write articles with self-righteous, smug, self-assured tones that always ended with a trite little twist and a semi-paragraph of smug surety.......... that was TIME magazine -- too glossy even to wipe your arse with......
crimea river
one of the young sultans of qatar waited alone for the meeting of the arab league to begin... He listened to his i-phone ... Justin timberlake... His favorite song 'crimea river' ... His dance moves were astounding... Groundbreaking... Michael jackson...bobby brown and mc hammer all in one... Wow... His four wives and there kids were safely at home...a beeping alert sounded on his phone indicating he should enter the quarters with the proceedings already a-going on within... It was all a bit boring ... Libya this benghazi that... Yawnfest.... The qatari sultan decided to figure out with his (now silent) i-Phone (tm) if he had made a million dollars since walking into the room and seating himself at the gigantic boardroom.... Sudddenly there was a blinding flash and a bunch of smoke... The all-star cast or astoundingly wealthy sultans, kings and princes shielded themselves from the hubbub...some of them even climbing under the boardroom table... Then suddenly the colorful smoke materialized like a djinn from the koran... The djinn is a misunderstood koranic concept.... The djinn went from colorful smoke to the vivid form or a bedouin arab from a fargone era from uncountable moons ago....
'it is some infidel manipulation from the great satan! I will bring an army to squash this trouble...' said one bodyguard...
Another bodyguard unloaded his glock at the apparition... Not missing a shot... The bullets went through the djinn however... And shattered the windows behind it... Everybody was in shock
'it is i, mo'ammed,' said the djinn... Whose very manifestation was a sin against koranic law... But an unpunishable one as the glock pistol had proven...
The assembled rulers immediately prostrated themselves... Still they were unsure what it meant... Probably some sneaky trick from the infidel american great satan
'hear me... O arabaya' said the djinn in arabic, 'the most high Allah has decreed that in order to avoid any punishment or abuse in the afterlife, and a safer passage to Paradise, that u listen to this album 5 times a day... From start to finish...'
then the smoky djinn apparition tossed off a batch of smoke which materialized in mid air and landed with a definite clunky cacophoney on the boardroom table... It was various CDs with Crash Test Dummies 'god shuffled his feet'... Listen to every song on it, in any order you like, from start to finish... 5 times a day,' said the Djinn
'what about the hidden track 'endless nameless' on some versions of nirvana's epicurious classic Nevermind?' asked one rock-savvy (and xceedingly wealthy) prince
'unnecessary' responded the Djinn...
'should we learn the lyrics too?' asked one dumbfounded Saudi chieftain incredulously
'only if u wish to sing along,' was the answer...
'how about if we want to drum along?' asked another...
'it's all simple 4/4 timing... No syncopation... Child.s play...' came the answer....
'what about track 12...its just token piano playing nonsense... Not even a real song...' asked someone from brunei looking at his i-phone
'the entire album,' said the Djinn...
'but why!? Why listen to music from the Great Satan!?' asked a prince from the UAE emphatically and sincerely and with a tone of great outrage and disbelief...
'it's Canadian...' the Djinn answered and dissappeared like smoke through the broken window.
'it is some infidel manipulation from the great satan! I will bring an army to squash this trouble...' said one bodyguard...
Another bodyguard unloaded his glock at the apparition... Not missing a shot... The bullets went through the djinn however... And shattered the windows behind it... Everybody was in shock
'it is i, mo'ammed,' said the djinn... Whose very manifestation was a sin against koranic law... But an unpunishable one as the glock pistol had proven...
The assembled rulers immediately prostrated themselves... Still they were unsure what it meant... Probably some sneaky trick from the infidel american great satan
'hear me... O arabaya' said the djinn in arabic, 'the most high Allah has decreed that in order to avoid any punishment or abuse in the afterlife, and a safer passage to Paradise, that u listen to this album 5 times a day... From start to finish...'
then the smoky djinn apparition tossed off a batch of smoke which materialized in mid air and landed with a definite clunky cacophoney on the boardroom table... It was various CDs with Crash Test Dummies 'god shuffled his feet'... Listen to every song on it, in any order you like, from start to finish... 5 times a day,' said the Djinn
'what about the hidden track 'endless nameless' on some versions of nirvana's epicurious classic Nevermind?' asked one rock-savvy (and xceedingly wealthy) prince
'unnecessary' responded the Djinn...
'should we learn the lyrics too?' asked one dumbfounded Saudi chieftain incredulously
'only if u wish to sing along,' was the answer...
'how about if we want to drum along?' asked another...
'it's all simple 4/4 timing... No syncopation... Child.s play...' came the answer....
'what about track 12...its just token piano playing nonsense... Not even a real song...' asked someone from brunei looking at his i-phone
'the entire album,' said the Djinn...
'but why!? Why listen to music from the Great Satan!?' asked a prince from the UAE emphatically and sincerely and with a tone of great outrage and disbelief...
'it's Canadian...' the Djinn answered and dissappeared like smoke through the broken window.
Monday, March 28, 2011
the danger of freedom = Chris Brown
now that the middle - Easterners, who all believe they no longer want to be Muslims, and who also believe that China has the strongest military in the world -- becoz they have more footsoldiers, or out of resentment/jealousy of america -- or just plain old ignorance, DO seem to be ready for all kinds of democratic reforms....
victory seems to be at hand -- and freedom --- what does this mean? it means helicopter Chris Brown's arse in so he can start leading syncopated, confabulated, masqueraded, un-adulterated magnificent video clips with all kinds of in-sync dance moves........... for this is what freedom equals = freedom to make video clips with syncopated dance moves.............
Nietzsche's 'last man' is one step closer to blinking and uttering: 'we have created happiness' and blinking again for millenia
victory seems to be at hand -- and freedom --- what does this mean? it means helicopter Chris Brown's arse in so he can start leading syncopated, confabulated, masqueraded, un-adulterated magnificent video clips with all kinds of in-sync dance moves........... for this is what freedom equals = freedom to make video clips with syncopated dance moves.............
Nietzsche's 'last man' is one step closer to blinking and uttering: 'we have created happiness' and blinking again for millenia
Sunday, March 27, 2011
descent into hell
despite being more or less content with my life as it is --- at some point, in early 2007 -- i made a decision which i never hesitated about, but which, despite leading to my current more or less happy existence......... if i could live my life again, and everything were to play at the same up until that point, i would not have chosen to leave sunny Los Angeles to live in Bulgaria --- it was a decision leaving no return option to the USA -- even now -- i am not sure if i can get a tourist visa to enter america -- or even if i want to -- being that there are plenty of countries to visit and that maybe there is nothing left for me to learn by attending life in America - in person - as they say.....
but that is not why i wouldn't re-take that decision if i could do things over -- because of not being able to return to america -- but becoz of the difficult challenges i faced in Bulgaria which i had not imagined could be possible -- in fact, i had already spent 1 month in Bulgaria up until that point -- around mid 2004 - and had quite enjoyed my time there -- i sported a typical liberal Australian attitude (at that time) in the sense that i was willing, along with the Bulgarians -- to banish communism to the past and not think of it as something relevant or present -- however, when i left LA forever and entered Bulgaria in early 2007 -- i found that the ghost of communism was alive and well.......... so much so, that i found myself plagued never-endingly by these ghosts and traces in the society...... it became a living hell......
my life before leaving for Bulgaria was quite happy -- i bedded down with about 100 afro-americans in a sort of free shelter for the poor or flophouse -- i couldn't have been happier -- gangsters threatened to have people removed in a body bag --- threatened to have battery acid put in people's soap -- it was here i saw my first blax-ploitation movies --- i talked to many of the afro-american men there, ex-marines with the bearing and posture of a soldier, gangsters who stood differently but were also soldiers, in their own way..... an ex-con who had been imprisoned for killing his father for having inappropriate relations with his, as he described her, half-wit sister........ someone had jammed with James Brown, back in the day, but had also struggled with a heroine addiction, if my memory serves me correctly........ every day, after my 9 to 5 job - i would return from LAX to downtown LA and enjoy the communal atmosphere -- if you have spent time in communist china -- you come to appreciate communal activities like this...... after getting a modest meal by lining up.... i would watch football with the men there --- another guy i talked to there had been living there 4 years -- before that he had been in prison --- if it wasn't football it was movies neverendingly ---- one time i remember seeing a preview of a nicholas cage movie -- ghost rider -- the clip looked so flashy in the massive darkened hall -- that it made it seem like our lives were insignificant and stupid - as compared to ghost rider's........... that was from the clip, in those circumstances, mind you --------- i have never actually felt compelled to watch this movie though -- and never did -- but it was a flashy clip
but that is not why i wouldn't re-take that decision if i could do things over -- because of not being able to return to america -- but becoz of the difficult challenges i faced in Bulgaria which i had not imagined could be possible -- in fact, i had already spent 1 month in Bulgaria up until that point -- around mid 2004 - and had quite enjoyed my time there -- i sported a typical liberal Australian attitude (at that time) in the sense that i was willing, along with the Bulgarians -- to banish communism to the past and not think of it as something relevant or present -- however, when i left LA forever and entered Bulgaria in early 2007 -- i found that the ghost of communism was alive and well.......... so much so, that i found myself plagued never-endingly by these ghosts and traces in the society...... it became a living hell......
my life before leaving for Bulgaria was quite happy -- i bedded down with about 100 afro-americans in a sort of free shelter for the poor or flophouse -- i couldn't have been happier -- gangsters threatened to have people removed in a body bag --- threatened to have battery acid put in people's soap -- it was here i saw my first blax-ploitation movies --- i talked to many of the afro-american men there, ex-marines with the bearing and posture of a soldier, gangsters who stood differently but were also soldiers, in their own way..... an ex-con who had been imprisoned for killing his father for having inappropriate relations with his, as he described her, half-wit sister........ someone had jammed with James Brown, back in the day, but had also struggled with a heroine addiction, if my memory serves me correctly........ every day, after my 9 to 5 job - i would return from LAX to downtown LA and enjoy the communal atmosphere -- if you have spent time in communist china -- you come to appreciate communal activities like this...... after getting a modest meal by lining up.... i would watch football with the men there --- another guy i talked to there had been living there 4 years -- before that he had been in prison --- if it wasn't football it was movies neverendingly ---- one time i remember seeing a preview of a nicholas cage movie -- ghost rider -- the clip looked so flashy in the massive darkened hall -- that it made it seem like our lives were insignificant and stupid - as compared to ghost rider's........... that was from the clip, in those circumstances, mind you --------- i have never actually felt compelled to watch this movie though -- and never did -- but it was a flashy clip
Friday, March 25, 2011
Bonnie Tyler's song
well in fact, i owned a vinyl compilation album with Bonnie Tyler's original 'Total eclipse of the heart' when i was around four or five years old........ however, despite thinking it was a good track -- it never did prove to be a tear-jerker for me until tonight seeing the Glee version .......... and that is including with the unusual listening experience i once had of it in 2005 shortly before hurricane katrina in Mississippi..... some 15 hispanics including myself were sharing a working hispanic guys house in an all african-american neighbourhood a short walk from the gulf of mexico in biloxi mississippi --- we were driven out by a couple of white american southerners to a golf course to lay some turf......... at least one of the american white southerner guys had very bright light blue eyes -- i remember this guy driving his golf course turf-laying machine around the gulf course...... i recall on the ride back to the household neighbourhood observing the civil engineering in that part of the world in my passive observant way.... giant freeways layed up high in the air built over long tracts of inland waterways... very well built...... on my walks to the nearby beach of the gulf of mexico there was a casino project being built (one of many)..... this casino, close to home, was memorable for its gigantic ornamental electric guitar some 7 or more stories high and probably a dozen metres wide or more............ later i was surprised to see this same gigantic ornamental guitar, taller even the the 6 or more storey casino built on a barge of sorts on the water, in a newspaper in china, a little more than a month later -- snapped like trash by the incredible power of the gigantic hurricane -- the entire neighbourhood we had been living in --- probably all of biloxi -- was left strewn like matchsticks.......including the giant, high above the water, freeways......... i was surprised on the ride home, the two southerner american guys -- played this Bonnie Tyler 'total eclipse' song very loudly on their truck's stereo system.......... i thought they were kidding and was inclined to make a joke about it but just sat back and listened -- but it seemed a little awkward -- they certainly didn't bat an eyelash at the strange situation.......... i guess maybe they liked that song............. with a car full of hispanic guys in the backseat -- it seemed like a strange moment to enjoy it........
of the neighbourhood which once existed and surely must have been blown literally to smithereens according to news reports and such -- only a few weeks after these events -- one of the african-american neighbours was trying to lecture me on Noah's ark and race i guess ----- another afro-american guy surprised me, i guess, by just stopping me while i was walking across a car-park full of, i guess, crackers' cars.... to tell me, without any how-do-you-do or introductions -- that he was not like 'those people ' (referring to the white people) -- i certainly knew what he meant ------ the Noah's ark black guy which was my next-door-neighbour also told me i sounded like i was from London.............. some glorious-arse looking crazy afro-american woman came boldly up to me one time while i was chilling (and i can assure you i did precious little work and a helluva lot of chilling in my biloxi days) on the verandah to give me a hug (and kisses) which i was hesitant to receive and then proceeded to the backyard to yell at my fellow-spanish-speaking housebuddies before disappearing into eternity --- i wonder if she survived that hurricane (katrina).......
of the neighbourhood which once existed and surely must have been blown literally to smithereens according to news reports and such -- only a few weeks after these events -- one of the african-american neighbours was trying to lecture me on Noah's ark and race i guess ----- another afro-american guy surprised me, i guess, by just stopping me while i was walking across a car-park full of, i guess, crackers' cars.... to tell me, without any how-do-you-do or introductions -- that he was not like 'those people ' (referring to the white people) -- i certainly knew what he meant ------ the Noah's ark black guy which was my next-door-neighbour also told me i sounded like i was from London.............. some glorious-arse looking crazy afro-american woman came boldly up to me one time while i was chilling (and i can assure you i did precious little work and a helluva lot of chilling in my biloxi days) on the verandah to give me a hug (and kisses) which i was hesitant to receive and then proceeded to the backyard to yell at my fellow-spanish-speaking housebuddies before disappearing into eternity --- i wonder if she survived that hurricane (katrina).......
home sweet home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIRCK_7uGg
wow, what a refreshing time those 10 days in Thailand/ Bangkok were........ really brought home my year and a half spent in China from late 2003 thru early 2006........... since China and Thailand, and i guess all Asian countries are so similar.......
well i was surprised to find myself welling up with tears on the flight home -- like a baby seal with its head smashed in by a japanese whaler --- or a chinese father crying tears of joy after his little son was saved by a successful organ transplant operation with organs ripped from some still living victim of chinese politics........
well this time it wasn't 'stone temple pilots'' 'pretty penny' that was the culprit of all the tear-jerking -- but the Glee version of Bonnie Tyler's 'Total eclipse of the heart'........ had me blubbering and wet-eyed like a little girl.........
watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIRCK_7uGg
wow, what a refreshing time those 10 days in Thailand/ Bangkok were........ really brought home my year and a half spent in China from late 2003 thru early 2006........... since China and Thailand, and i guess all Asian countries are so similar.......
well i was surprised to find myself welling up with tears on the flight home -- like a baby seal with its head smashed in by a japanese whaler --- or a chinese father crying tears of joy after his little son was saved by a successful organ transplant operation with organs ripped from some still living victim of chinese politics........
well this time it wasn't 'stone temple pilots'' 'pretty penny' that was the culprit of all the tear-jerking -- but the Glee version of Bonnie Tyler's 'Total eclipse of the heart'........ had me blubbering and wet-eyed like a little girl.........
watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIRCK_7uGg
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
on libya
regarding Libya -- it is pretty stupid if a multi-national force leaves the place worse than they found it -- even for a day or two -- now that Gaddafi is still about to keep the water switched off there, and the security situation disrupts commerce... the multi-national force is now obliged to airlift humanitarian aid such as water and food........ given how each help we give to nature-hit places like Pakistan and Aceh after the tsunami there is mighty small - but at least something - in the same way the Libyans should be provided with some succor.......
the question of arming the Libyans is separate....... the question of Libyans political savvy/awareness is important........ generally - the Arabs are a pretty clueless lot on many levels...... some Arabs actually think China's military is more powerful than America's becoz China has so many ground troops --- the American military has around 1 million members or 1 in 300 American citizens.... however of these 1 million only 1 in 10 of those or 100,000 can be deployed boots on the ground --- this is nothing compared to China's amount of footsoldiers however America's military is by far the greatest due to the technology and weapons they sport (the money)........ no-one should question the Europeans ability - along with Qatar, of policing Libya......... nor should Americans overly begrudge the French their Rambo moment.......... Americans need not leave much of their armed forces for the Libya affair........... the fact is, Iraq and Afghanistan keep the U.S. military pretty busy ....... with Iraq being a heavy weight to carry........ Iraq was a classic example of a society not ready for democracy.......... the same problem is evident in Libya: people in Libya now are already killing for fun and killing whoever for whatever.......... this is called chaos........ multi-national forces should not be adding to the chaos.....
American media commentators should not be seen as desirous of punishing Gaddafi........ a worthy objective in the region would be to install a democracy there however it might not be easy........ therefore the population would have to be armed....... possibly European footsoldiers could be encouraged to commit to the ground there.......... hanging Gaddafi or trying to try him is just stupid......... Gaddafi should not be made out to be a boogeyman - at the end of the day he is a national there and its his country, not Qatar's or France's.......
the question of arming the Libyans is separate....... the question of Libyans political savvy/awareness is important........ generally - the Arabs are a pretty clueless lot on many levels...... some Arabs actually think China's military is more powerful than America's becoz China has so many ground troops --- the American military has around 1 million members or 1 in 300 American citizens.... however of these 1 million only 1 in 10 of those or 100,000 can be deployed boots on the ground --- this is nothing compared to China's amount of footsoldiers however America's military is by far the greatest due to the technology and weapons they sport (the money)........ no-one should question the Europeans ability - along with Qatar, of policing Libya......... nor should Americans overly begrudge the French their Rambo moment.......... Americans need not leave much of their armed forces for the Libya affair........... the fact is, Iraq and Afghanistan keep the U.S. military pretty busy ....... with Iraq being a heavy weight to carry........ Iraq was a classic example of a society not ready for democracy.......... the same problem is evident in Libya: people in Libya now are already killing for fun and killing whoever for whatever.......... this is called chaos........ multi-national forces should not be adding to the chaos.....
American media commentators should not be seen as desirous of punishing Gaddafi........ a worthy objective in the region would be to install a democracy there however it might not be easy........ therefore the population would have to be armed....... possibly European footsoldiers could be encouraged to commit to the ground there.......... hanging Gaddafi or trying to try him is just stupid......... Gaddafi should not be made out to be a boogeyman - at the end of the day he is a national there and its his country, not Qatar's or France's.......
my previous life as a choreographer
it's not hard to believe upon seeing my graceful, moving style, that i was a professional choreographer in my previous life (in this lifetime) --- of course i had to give it up to tend to broom closets that needed maintaining -- after that i painted and sewed corsages and became a merchant fisherman before joining the salvation army....
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
returning to the cable news channels like Russia Today and Fox News
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of spain and other things
my relationship to Spain: my first approach to Spain was through my parents... both of my parents were Aries personalities and therefore had lofty natures, a tendency to rule and dominate, generous and affable amongst their peers and prone to becoming impatient with those these perceive as not seeking to rise........ this is typical of the Aries personality regardless of the conditions of the world where the Aries Soul manifests........
as i was saying, my first approach to Spain was via my parents and not much was given up in the way of oral instruction as neither parent cared to teach me their language and, in fact, wilfully chose to deprive me of it..... furthermore, my father, who was undoubtedly more Celtic than the rest of his family, no doubt found it easier to assimilate racially in his new country (Australia) then the rest of his family who were victimized unmercifully every 2nd and 3rd (as the spanish say) by the odious anglo-saxon bigots of Australia...... if not all of them all of the time, then certainly some of them some of the time....
certainly i remember a great deal of my childhood as peopled by a different and hostile tribe (anglo-saxons were the most damned and blamable - but also present were some Scots and Celts of various Celtic genes) --- generally a Scot or an Irishman is not of its own self a victimizer but the predatory anglo-saxon influence ends up turning them into cold predators as this is the anglo-saxon way.......
anyway -- all i got from my parents about Spain was one or two creme-caramel deserts from my mother (spain's delicous 'flan' dessert - similar to france's creme-caramel) -- very many 'spanish omelettes' (tortilla de patata) and 'russian salads' (ensaladilla rusa) -- all typical meals of spain's gastronomy......... in general it should be realized that a great many european nations (england is not one of them any more) still maintain a strong tradition of eating at a table with a proper national gastronomy -- unfortunately, america has barely known this tradition, perhaps moreso it did in the past than now --- but certainly there is a powerful force in the culture -- blame christianity or cheaper, mechanized processes, to break down the family culture and the nuclear family unit (or blame alcohol and the pill) -- but regardless of how idiotic the European Nation -- a great many of these Europeans still represent having a strong national gastronomy and sitting down like humans for proper meals.......... the anglo-saxon, with all his contempt for the greek man -- still lags behind him in this respect..........
hence from my parents i got flan, tortilla de patata and ensaladilla rusa as a spanish bequeathal....... the only spanish language transmitted was the very limited vocabulary used in a typical spanish card game 'mus' --- which has been outlined earlier in this blog......... there was also the spanish genes (probably having some kind of celtic and sephardic jewish traces amongst whatever other spanish genes there)...... and the spanish blood and the spanish upbringing and education and heritage of the parents..........
being completely dumb as to spanish language, and indeed, not even knowing what a different language was or that there were indeed different languages in the world..... it became evident that my family were the enemies of society becoz of their vulnerability and differentness to the mainstream which was actually an englishman on a pedestal masquerading as a non-englishman australian........... later i came to realize just what kind of scumbag the man-of-england really is, at bottom, and how he surrounds himself with minorities of many different flags so as to divide and conquer and villify them all so as to sit atop his sad mountain in all his pompous and 'majestic' glory........ this is the man-of-england colonialist...
when i express dissappointment that the american's champion this kind of bigot... it should not be taken as a sign that i do not respect america -- but rather that because i do respect america, i would expect better from them........... certainly i have seen no spaniards championing bigotry of england ever --- not even in Gibraltar where they all speak english and have english manners and fly the english flag over their heads...........
nobody should be jealous of my spanish-ness....... it wasn't won easily --- despite being completely dumb to the language -- i have now achieved complete mastery over this language ---- so that now, i may flick on spanish television, and, so long as they are not talking gossip about some idiot royal family (and that is no sign of disrespect to spain's royal family --- but simply that i concur with the american constitution that titles should not be hereditary) or overly about football (as they are overly emotional dedicated to this sport, like the other europeans, due to a feeling of emptiness in their lives) ---- and follow them word for word....... when the spaniards speak on television -- their words fall on my ears crystal clear -- not a word is lost........ so that even if i present myself in spain and many people there detect an accent (as occurs to me now when i speak english, people think that i must be canadian) -- so too in spain when i speak the local language there, an accent is detected as being different to their own continent --- nevertheless --- i still have my spanish genes and spanish parents and grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins and my perfect comprehension of spoken spanish...... furthermore, i would add, in spain - and when dealing with spanish language -- as it contains new psychology and new concepts (as all languages do) --- i fortunately find myself deaf to evil -- hearing no evil --- so that when bigots come to me to distill poison in my ears -- my consciousness can barely process it and it is really like water striking a duck's back........
in english however, no such luck with the noisy bigotry..... i am more keenly aware of it......
the fact that i have gained this wonderful ability to communicate completely and free of any incumbrance in a 2nd language will not be wasted -- nor will be my spanish-ness...... i have spent 3 years in spain and savored every moment like i was eating at a fine restaurant -- even when surrounded rarely by disreputable, scummy places.....
just becoz you do not sky-dive every day doesn't mean you don't enjoy it when you do do it......
i will certainly return to spain before i expire my last breath -- that is a certainty --- and as i intend to most likely live a longish lifetime in this particular lifetime, the logical thing at some point will be to return to spain and enjoy my nationality there - even if only for a mere 3 years more.....
as i was saying, my first approach to Spain was via my parents and not much was given up in the way of oral instruction as neither parent cared to teach me their language and, in fact, wilfully chose to deprive me of it..... furthermore, my father, who was undoubtedly more Celtic than the rest of his family, no doubt found it easier to assimilate racially in his new country (Australia) then the rest of his family who were victimized unmercifully every 2nd and 3rd (as the spanish say) by the odious anglo-saxon bigots of Australia...... if not all of them all of the time, then certainly some of them some of the time....
certainly i remember a great deal of my childhood as peopled by a different and hostile tribe (anglo-saxons were the most damned and blamable - but also present were some Scots and Celts of various Celtic genes) --- generally a Scot or an Irishman is not of its own self a victimizer but the predatory anglo-saxon influence ends up turning them into cold predators as this is the anglo-saxon way.......
anyway -- all i got from my parents about Spain was one or two creme-caramel deserts from my mother (spain's delicous 'flan' dessert - similar to france's creme-caramel) -- very many 'spanish omelettes' (tortilla de patata) and 'russian salads' (ensaladilla rusa) -- all typical meals of spain's gastronomy......... in general it should be realized that a great many european nations (england is not one of them any more) still maintain a strong tradition of eating at a table with a proper national gastronomy -- unfortunately, america has barely known this tradition, perhaps moreso it did in the past than now --- but certainly there is a powerful force in the culture -- blame christianity or cheaper, mechanized processes, to break down the family culture and the nuclear family unit (or blame alcohol and the pill) -- but regardless of how idiotic the European Nation -- a great many of these Europeans still represent having a strong national gastronomy and sitting down like humans for proper meals.......... the anglo-saxon, with all his contempt for the greek man -- still lags behind him in this respect..........
hence from my parents i got flan, tortilla de patata and ensaladilla rusa as a spanish bequeathal....... the only spanish language transmitted was the very limited vocabulary used in a typical spanish card game 'mus' --- which has been outlined earlier in this blog......... there was also the spanish genes (probably having some kind of celtic and sephardic jewish traces amongst whatever other spanish genes there)...... and the spanish blood and the spanish upbringing and education and heritage of the parents..........
being completely dumb as to spanish language, and indeed, not even knowing what a different language was or that there were indeed different languages in the world..... it became evident that my family were the enemies of society becoz of their vulnerability and differentness to the mainstream which was actually an englishman on a pedestal masquerading as a non-englishman australian........... later i came to realize just what kind of scumbag the man-of-england really is, at bottom, and how he surrounds himself with minorities of many different flags so as to divide and conquer and villify them all so as to sit atop his sad mountain in all his pompous and 'majestic' glory........ this is the man-of-england colonialist...
when i express dissappointment that the american's champion this kind of bigot... it should not be taken as a sign that i do not respect america -- but rather that because i do respect america, i would expect better from them........... certainly i have seen no spaniards championing bigotry of england ever --- not even in Gibraltar where they all speak english and have english manners and fly the english flag over their heads...........
nobody should be jealous of my spanish-ness....... it wasn't won easily --- despite being completely dumb to the language -- i have now achieved complete mastery over this language ---- so that now, i may flick on spanish television, and, so long as they are not talking gossip about some idiot royal family (and that is no sign of disrespect to spain's royal family --- but simply that i concur with the american constitution that titles should not be hereditary) or overly about football (as they are overly emotional dedicated to this sport, like the other europeans, due to a feeling of emptiness in their lives) ---- and follow them word for word....... when the spaniards speak on television -- their words fall on my ears crystal clear -- not a word is lost........ so that even if i present myself in spain and many people there detect an accent (as occurs to me now when i speak english, people think that i must be canadian) -- so too in spain when i speak the local language there, an accent is detected as being different to their own continent --- nevertheless --- i still have my spanish genes and spanish parents and grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins and my perfect comprehension of spoken spanish...... furthermore, i would add, in spain - and when dealing with spanish language -- as it contains new psychology and new concepts (as all languages do) --- i fortunately find myself deaf to evil -- hearing no evil --- so that when bigots come to me to distill poison in my ears -- my consciousness can barely process it and it is really like water striking a duck's back........
in english however, no such luck with the noisy bigotry..... i am more keenly aware of it......
the fact that i have gained this wonderful ability to communicate completely and free of any incumbrance in a 2nd language will not be wasted -- nor will be my spanish-ness...... i have spent 3 years in spain and savored every moment like i was eating at a fine restaurant -- even when surrounded rarely by disreputable, scummy places.....
just becoz you do not sky-dive every day doesn't mean you don't enjoy it when you do do it......
i will certainly return to spain before i expire my last breath -- that is a certainty --- and as i intend to most likely live a longish lifetime in this particular lifetime, the logical thing at some point will be to return to spain and enjoy my nationality there - even if only for a mere 3 years more.....
of u.s. citizens showing preference for anglo people
well, as if i haven't already touched on this topic a million times in this blog.... someone has to decry the unfortunate standard of americans, for example in the media in entertainment, infotainment and journalism, etc..... indiscriminately showing preference for anglo-saxons over all other races over there........... as stated, this is perhaps because on a subconscious level, americans feel that anglo-saxon names are good and therefore all other names are bad.......
CNN is doing a great deal of damage to various societies by the model they employ..... presumably, some kind of liberal fuckwit (and there is no other word for it) -- thought it would be wonderful to employ a bunch of australians of anglo-celtic origins and then an Aborigine........... but all they are doing like this is emboldening anglo-saxons in Australia to continue manipulating and conniving and bossing and pushing people around.......... recently i was failed at university by some kind of scumbag piece of shit ignoramus anglo-saxon at an Australian university simply because the professor didn't like my opinions on a personal level.......... partially, CNN is to blame because CNN is sending the wrong message to the world and Australia in its racist employment practices.......... the same can be said for other American news organizations like Fox News, NBC and so forth........... these incurable bigots -- who are patriots when it suits themselves, and wage-earners when it suits themselves --- who earn degrees by baa-ing like sheep and saying yes sir no sir and three bags full sir, and who, as Americans, pride themselves on bravery really are deplorable........ this is a lack of boldness, this cowardly clinging to the status quo of intertia in what is called the 'Arts' at the Universities and the 'Humanities' -- and what eventually churns out the 'journalists' who inevitably, and demoralizingly, turn out to be anglo-saxon champions bent on holding down people of non anglo-saxon descent or name...........
every time i see some peewee coward piece of shit scumbag American scumbag piece of shit championing an anglo-saxon over all other races or cowardly and lazily leaning on the crutch of anglo-saxon names over all other names --- i know i am unmistakably dealing with an enemy....... even under these circumstances, Ghadafi is better than that
probably part of the unemployment problems they are experiencing in America is due to this kind of skewed, cowardly logic......... can these dumb American bigots with their 80,000$ liberal arts degrees in alcoholism and binge-drinking honestly argue that they are going with the strongest deal? the winner? of course they cannot.... the truth is that at the moment, the liberal arts/journalism/Arts degrees that the Universities in the western world are offering are a decayed and rotten offering to Mammon........ all graduates of these degrees come out of university not knowing any new languages....... studying utter nonsense promulgated by Godless liberals who hold these faculties in a choke-hold....... these people are enemies to humanity -- they stand with the lie of man evolved from monkeys, genetically engineering babies to be free of certain diseases (as is being done for the first time in man's recorded history) -- which will only lead to greater problems down the track......... free love and birth control and whore-ism........... drug-taking - as promulgated by the fuckwit co-founder of Microsoft - not Gates, the other guy............... these people stand for falsehood.......... and their first lie is critical thinking --- these people do not champion critical thinking -- these people are not critical thinkers ---- these people are the wretched and nasty scum of the Earth ------------ like a socialist that wants to cheat a man out of his wholesome desire to work for a reward -------------- these scumbags manipulate and use the Universities as a way to champion their own bigoted views until finally a degree is rewarded, a job is given and a fucking anglo-saxon Godless piece of shit from Australia can be employed over all other races!!!!
and Americans on the right and left want to champion this ???!!!! --- i can assure you, they will go to HELL! -- maybe not for an eternity without a body -- but certainly with a body that knows pain and has a nervous system to communicate it --- these people are going to go to HELL right here on Earth --- even if it is only a condition like a cancer (that they have brought upon themselves with their bigotry) or whatever --- they are going to know HELL for their bullshit......... that is for sure........... go to HELL you dirty American coward scumbags that champion anglo-saxons over all other races coz you are too fucking lazy and/or bigoted to educate yourselves properly about all the other fucking races out there you stupid dumb pieces of shit!
really, it is laughable to see what famous faces among the world's dictators and liberal elite -- including those posing at right-wingers --- among the movie stars and the Christina Aguileras....... that we, the working masses of the world, all 4 billion of us..... that we grunt under, like water buffalos being stung by flies........ while we turn the engines of the world's economy --- working every day while famous faces are vomited up like rotten-egg smelling sulphurous gases from the Earth's slagheaps ---- just take Michael Moore............ how can Michael Moore get in the news when we haven't even sought him? why do people in the media even bother to echo his name?....... take whoever.......... but you will be sure you are face to face with Nietzsche's ineradicable parasite: the last man.............. i call him: the fuckwit bigot
take CNN's Rosemary Church.........if, like me, you are Australian born and raised.... and you are not an english irish scottish or welsh person, in the main, then Rosemary Church is unmistakably your scumbag enemy......... it is people like her that is going to throw your CV into the trash as soon as they see a spanish last name........ people like Rosemary Church in Australia immediately size you up and recognize you as not one of their own and then wish to exploit you for their own gain, like a tool.............. the fuckwits at CNN might delude themselves thinking they are championing some liberal nonsense.......... but that is just self-delusion among the American fuckwits there....... the American fuckwits are carrying these english bigots like a badge of shame like criminals in china that are paraded through the streets with signs and dunce caps on announcing their crimes........... like a child that is scolded may feel he is being championed or rewarded - simply because he is getting some much wanted attention, the American fuckwit bigots at CNN might think they are championing but they have been branded with a badge of shame: a reflection of their own stupid bigotry...........
CNN is doing a great deal of damage to various societies by the model they employ..... presumably, some kind of liberal fuckwit (and there is no other word for it) -- thought it would be wonderful to employ a bunch of australians of anglo-celtic origins and then an Aborigine........... but all they are doing like this is emboldening anglo-saxons in Australia to continue manipulating and conniving and bossing and pushing people around.......... recently i was failed at university by some kind of scumbag piece of shit ignoramus anglo-saxon at an Australian university simply because the professor didn't like my opinions on a personal level.......... partially, CNN is to blame because CNN is sending the wrong message to the world and Australia in its racist employment practices.......... the same can be said for other American news organizations like Fox News, NBC and so forth........... these incurable bigots -- who are patriots when it suits themselves, and wage-earners when it suits themselves --- who earn degrees by baa-ing like sheep and saying yes sir no sir and three bags full sir, and who, as Americans, pride themselves on bravery really are deplorable........ this is a lack of boldness, this cowardly clinging to the status quo of intertia in what is called the 'Arts' at the Universities and the 'Humanities' -- and what eventually churns out the 'journalists' who inevitably, and demoralizingly, turn out to be anglo-saxon champions bent on holding down people of non anglo-saxon descent or name...........
every time i see some peewee coward piece of shit scumbag American scumbag piece of shit championing an anglo-saxon over all other races or cowardly and lazily leaning on the crutch of anglo-saxon names over all other names --- i know i am unmistakably dealing with an enemy....... even under these circumstances, Ghadafi is better than that
probably part of the unemployment problems they are experiencing in America is due to this kind of skewed, cowardly logic......... can these dumb American bigots with their 80,000$ liberal arts degrees in alcoholism and binge-drinking honestly argue that they are going with the strongest deal? the winner? of course they cannot.... the truth is that at the moment, the liberal arts/journalism/Arts degrees that the Universities in the western world are offering are a decayed and rotten offering to Mammon........ all graduates of these degrees come out of university not knowing any new languages....... studying utter nonsense promulgated by Godless liberals who hold these faculties in a choke-hold....... these people are enemies to humanity -- they stand with the lie of man evolved from monkeys, genetically engineering babies to be free of certain diseases (as is being done for the first time in man's recorded history) -- which will only lead to greater problems down the track......... free love and birth control and whore-ism........... drug-taking - as promulgated by the fuckwit co-founder of Microsoft - not Gates, the other guy............... these people stand for falsehood.......... and their first lie is critical thinking --- these people do not champion critical thinking -- these people are not critical thinkers ---- these people are the wretched and nasty scum of the Earth ------------ like a socialist that wants to cheat a man out of his wholesome desire to work for a reward -------------- these scumbags manipulate and use the Universities as a way to champion their own bigoted views until finally a degree is rewarded, a job is given and a fucking anglo-saxon Godless piece of shit from Australia can be employed over all other races!!!!
and Americans on the right and left want to champion this ???!!!! --- i can assure you, they will go to HELL! -- maybe not for an eternity without a body -- but certainly with a body that knows pain and has a nervous system to communicate it --- these people are going to go to HELL right here on Earth --- even if it is only a condition like a cancer (that they have brought upon themselves with their bigotry) or whatever --- they are going to know HELL for their bullshit......... that is for sure........... go to HELL you dirty American coward scumbags that champion anglo-saxons over all other races coz you are too fucking lazy and/or bigoted to educate yourselves properly about all the other fucking races out there you stupid dumb pieces of shit!
really, it is laughable to see what famous faces among the world's dictators and liberal elite -- including those posing at right-wingers --- among the movie stars and the Christina Aguileras....... that we, the working masses of the world, all 4 billion of us..... that we grunt under, like water buffalos being stung by flies........ while we turn the engines of the world's economy --- working every day while famous faces are vomited up like rotten-egg smelling sulphurous gases from the Earth's slagheaps ---- just take Michael Moore............ how can Michael Moore get in the news when we haven't even sought him? why do people in the media even bother to echo his name?....... take whoever.......... but you will be sure you are face to face with Nietzsche's ineradicable parasite: the last man.............. i call him: the fuckwit bigot
take CNN's Rosemary Church.........if, like me, you are Australian born and raised.... and you are not an english irish scottish or welsh person, in the main, then Rosemary Church is unmistakably your scumbag enemy......... it is people like her that is going to throw your CV into the trash as soon as they see a spanish last name........ people like Rosemary Church in Australia immediately size you up and recognize you as not one of their own and then wish to exploit you for their own gain, like a tool.............. the fuckwits at CNN might delude themselves thinking they are championing some liberal nonsense.......... but that is just self-delusion among the American fuckwits there....... the American fuckwits are carrying these english bigots like a badge of shame like criminals in china that are paraded through the streets with signs and dunce caps on announcing their crimes........... like a child that is scolded may feel he is being championed or rewarded - simply because he is getting some much wanted attention, the American fuckwit bigots at CNN might think they are championing but they have been branded with a badge of shame: a reflection of their own stupid bigotry...........
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TODAY was going to be one of those non-blogging days........ having only disparaging things to say about humanity (not to be confused with the Creation)........ however, if there is anyone out there reading this....... feel free to crawl around on your hands and knees, as little children would do, and then stick your fingers in ur mouth and drool all over them, again, as little children would do.......... that is all
Monday, March 21, 2011
Russia Today cable news channel
if only i could get Russia Today on my cable tv service at home.. also all the other channels i am getting in thailand while on holiday: france 24 and some of the other channels -- i would happily trade in the bigots of CNN and BBC for Russia Today and France 24 and the Thai news service in English........ anyone that has Fox News should be able to flick back and forth freely with Russia Today channel
jimi hendrix and francis bacon
here is a videoclip of jimi hendrix singing songs in England with some England people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0dmPKYJiB8 purple haze
here's 'hey joe' -- shot in Belgium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOjwMxccsZc&feature=related
you can google or wikipedia Francis Bacon.....e.g., wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_bacon ... then draw a chart collating similarities and differences between Lord Bacon and Mr. Hendrix......
collate and compare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0dmPKYJiB8 purple haze
here's 'hey joe' -- shot in Belgium
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOjwMxccsZc&feature=related
you can google or wikipedia Francis Bacon.....e.g., wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_bacon ... then draw a chart collating similarities and differences between Lord Bacon and Mr. Hendrix......
collate and compare
lenny kravitz: russian of the year 2007-2010 (you'd think 10-7=3years, but no, it's actually 4 years)
here's a few reasons why vladivostok native lenny kravitz was nominated russian native of the year for four years running:
(i) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmleBWh69nE&feature=related are you gonna go my way
(ii) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT3FFhqCnU&feature=related always on the run(ski)
(iii) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWHE32IxUc americanski woman(ski)
(iv) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKTmN2Usn3k & the sgt peppers like (& therefore
reminiscent of tears for fears: fields
of joy)
(i) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmleBWh69nE&feature=related are you gonna go my way
(ii) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT3FFhqCnU&feature=related always on the run(ski)
(iii) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzWHE32IxUc americanski woman(ski)
(iv) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKTmN2Usn3k & the sgt peppers like (& therefore
reminiscent of tears for fears: fields
of joy)
fuBbol
seen here (in the video sequence) are north-american football teams baltimore and some other team........ generally whichever team has the ball will start a play by getting it to the quarterback who will generally throw it skilfully to any one of various running players who will endeavour to receive it (catch it) .... unsuccessfully in this shot
blubber
if you ever read the New York Times, you know that there are three columnists who regularly recur again and again and again, like a shoe polish man at the train station you walk by everyday who happens to be the very same guy, year after year........ these three columnists are Nicholas Kristof, Thomas Friedman and Frank Rich........ however, if you don't read the New York Times but instead read the International Herald Tribune, you won't find Frank Rich there as he is not syndicated...
(video sequence: everyday like clockwork i arrive home joyfully saying woohoo and switch on my tv and internet hoping to be informed and entertained)
(video sequence: everyday like clockwork i arrive home joyfully saying woohoo and switch on my tv and internet hoping to be informed and entertained)
Friday, March 18, 2011
libya-ration
the nearest America should get to Libya for the time being is Matt Damon's unique squad of Aussie recon soldiers.......... in other words, why should America touch Libya with a 50 foot poll (or Pole for that matter) when they can sit back and let France and the UK do it? .......... the French understand that the UK stinx lousily, they always have....... and the English grasp the basic notion that the French are 'gilipollas' - as the Spaniards say (and if you're French and question your own gilipollas status then it begs the question: are you Jesus?) ....... Americans are mentally retarded either from bouncing off of eachother's heads with helmets on or else from poor nutritional choices and too much TV watching -- no doubt in order to save the rainforests and the baby seals.... and get involved in too many wars........... probably because they aren't sure whether they are English or no given that their names are all the same as the English -- with ne'er a Petrovic or Adbullafah amongst them.......
Monday, March 14, 2011
2011's greatest movie
the four aussies were dramatically introduced and displayed in montage format while the secretary of defense, played by
the white guy from men in black - lewis - or whatever his name was -, described them to the joint chiefs as the world's
most elite reconnaisance unit.....
'i assure you men, they may be a little bit eccentric,' (cut to Damon doing something wildly eccentric), 'but they are
without doubt the best men for the job...'
next scene the unit of four is being recompiled in hollywood action movie fashion, one at a time...... so one character
is romancing the women, the next is crab-fishing, the next wrangling cattle and so forth......
next the elite squad parachute over Libya and prepare their recon mission
first plays a warm and humorous group scene featuring humorous banter.....
'come on you wally fucken' cunt!' says Damon's character... Ace Stiffy... a rugged welsh aussie from the back of Mundabara
somewhere in the outback wherever that is...
'what!? you dirty masturbating clitoris...' says Stone's effeminate character as he tries to get his bearings on the navegation system......
then helicopter blades are heard and Parker's Samoan character
the white guy from men in black - lewis - or whatever his name was -, described them to the joint chiefs as the world's
most elite reconnaisance unit.....
'i assure you men, they may be a little bit eccentric,' (cut to Damon doing something wildly eccentric), 'but they are
without doubt the best men for the job...'
next scene the unit of four is being recompiled in hollywood action movie fashion, one at a time...... so one character
is romancing the women, the next is crab-fishing, the next wrangling cattle and so forth......
next the elite squad parachute over Libya and prepare their recon mission
first plays a warm and humorous group scene featuring humorous banter.....
'come on you wally fucken' cunt!' says Damon's character... Ace Stiffy... a rugged welsh aussie from the back of Mundabara
somewhere in the outback wherever that is...
'what!? you dirty masturbating clitoris...' says Stone's effeminate character as he tries to get his bearings on the navegation system......
then helicopter blades are heard and Parker's Samoan character
2011's greatest movie
2011's greatest movie was a remake of the grammy award winning famous Australian movie: Liberation........ but with a Libyan liberation spin: Libiya-ration........ starring Italian grammy winners: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Trey Parker and Matt Stone..... the four cats play rollicking Australian special forces soldiers........ Damon as ringmaster with Affleck as his sidekick and Stone as the effiminate bomb expert and Parker reprising his grammy award winning role as Samoan-Australia Fala Falafa.........
Sunday, March 13, 2011
slubberdegullions
shit eating cock whore Bill O'Reilly production staff SLUBBERDEGULLIONS waded through dictionaries, looking for weightier, cock-heavier words than SLUBBERDEGULLION.
and speaking of shit eating cock whores... here's Foghorn Leghorn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTNb1toeG24
and speaking of shit eating cock whores... here's Foghorn Leghorn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTNb1toeG24
Saturday, March 12, 2011
CNN racism
CNN continues to play the race card... employing Australians exclusively from english/irish/scottish/welsh descent to the exclusion of all other Australian races..... CNN employs Australian Aboriginal Stan Grant in order to drive the point home: english/irish/scottish/welsh names are good -- all other names are bad......... BACKWARD CNN AMERICANS should be considered domestic enemies of their own Constitution.
NBC's today show has jumped on the bandwagon -- employing an Australian of english/irish/scottish/welsh descent......
what is the point? Hitler is utilitarian? only english/irish/scottish/welsh names are desireable? ...... NBC Today show should be considered domestic enemy of its own Constitution.
NBC's today show has jumped on the bandwagon -- employing an Australian of english/irish/scottish/welsh descent......
what is the point? Hitler is utilitarian? only english/irish/scottish/welsh names are desireable? ...... NBC Today show should be considered domestic enemy of its own Constitution.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Cockalorum, lickspittle, smellfungus, snollygoster, ninnyhammer, mumpsimus, milksop, pettifogger, Vladimir Putin came to the door a few moments after hearing Mme. Vautrin call out: 'Putin, Putin!'...
'Madam you called?' said Putin.
'No,' said Vautrin, again without looking up.
'I could have sworn I heard you say Putin...'
'No, I said Putain, not Putin,' assured Mme. Vautrin, completely engrossed in her video-editing program.
'Madam you called?' said Putin.
'No,' said Vautrin, again without looking up.
'I could have sworn I heard you say Putin...'
'No, I said Putain, not Putin,' assured Mme. Vautrin, completely engrossed in her video-editing program.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
buzz
on the No Spin Zone.... O'Reilly interviews a few bees from colonies that have been collapsing:
'are you waging a jihad?' asked O'Reilly, 'you're supposed to be pollinating 70% of the world's food crops...'
'bzzzzz,' responded the bees on the table.......
'so you're saying your enemy the varroa destructor pest mite be the source of your ailments...' continued O'Reilly
'bzzzzz,' said the bees....
'ok now we'll ask the varroa destructor mite in a moment what he has to say about that, but what do you say about claims that your species would rather carry out jihad and suicide bombings instead of making honey....'
'bzzzzzzzzzzz'
'are you waging a jihad?' asked O'Reilly, 'you're supposed to be pollinating 70% of the world's food crops...'
'bzzzzz,' responded the bees on the table.......
'so you're saying your enemy the varroa destructor pest mite be the source of your ailments...' continued O'Reilly
'bzzzzz,' said the bees....
'ok now we'll ask the varroa destructor mite in a moment what he has to say about that, but what do you say about claims that your species would rather carry out jihad and suicide bombings instead of making honey....'
'bzzzzzzzzzzz'
gaulway stomach
two men, one about 40, the other 20, came out of the front door as Lohan approached... who were they? -- they barely acknowledged her and she made her way to the door... it was open... she pulled the long chord that rang a real bell ... not a digital recording... no answer...
she went inside the house... it was well lit... light was streaming in from various windows.... it wasn't all grey and black and white like in the Addams Family either... needless to say there was no 'thing' there....
'Putin! Putin!'... Lohan heard Vautrin's voice and followed it to a different, large open room (that was French, right? but what did Putain mean again? and did she say Putin?)... here was Vautrin, presumably, sitting in front of a computer... if she was aware of her new guest she gave no indication of it until finally she said:
'the water is boiling in the kettle... can you see the steam? why don't you make me a coffee? help yourself too...' said Vautrin without looking at her once... had she been announced by Stomach?
Lohan fixed coffees and brought the scalding cup to Vautrin who evidently was working on some kind of video editing program... the video showed two soccer teams in formation - the captains were picking sides....
'you see, cherie, i am trying to figure out how to do some video editing but i am not familiar with any of the programs... i need to just choose one program and stick with it... i don't even know how to put the text up on the screen...' Vautrin said... finally making eye contact briefly while taking the cup from Lohan's hands...
Lohan wondered if Vautrin even knew who she was...
she went inside the house... it was well lit... light was streaming in from various windows.... it wasn't all grey and black and white like in the Addams Family either... needless to say there was no 'thing' there....
'Putin! Putin!'... Lohan heard Vautrin's voice and followed it to a different, large open room (that was French, right? but what did Putain mean again? and did she say Putin?)... here was Vautrin, presumably, sitting in front of a computer... if she was aware of her new guest she gave no indication of it until finally she said:
'the water is boiling in the kettle... can you see the steam? why don't you make me a coffee? help yourself too...' said Vautrin without looking at her once... had she been announced by Stomach?
Lohan fixed coffees and brought the scalding cup to Vautrin who evidently was working on some kind of video editing program... the video showed two soccer teams in formation - the captains were picking sides....
'you see, cherie, i am trying to figure out how to do some video editing but i am not familiar with any of the programs... i need to just choose one program and stick with it... i don't even know how to put the text up on the screen...' Vautrin said... finally making eye contact briefly while taking the cup from Lohan's hands...
Lohan wondered if Vautrin even knew who she was...
gaulway stomach
expert shoe polisher and mish-mash maker, Gaulway Stomach, takes Lohan to 1342 Mockingbird Lane...... across the road, at 1313, the 'New' Munsters lived their lame lives...... although their predecessors, from the 1950s, kicked arse.... the 'New' Munsters were just a greedy sequel and totally sucked......
now 1342, across the road, used to be where the Addams Family lived in the 50s..... but they moved out long ago and their replacements lived in a different suburb..... the house remained vacant in the 60s and 70s, being considered haunted......
finally Mademoiselle Vautrin..... the great-great-great-grand-daughter of Misseur Vautrin from the Honore de Balzac novel 'Papa Goriot' - moved in to 1342 Mockingbird Lane........
Stomach bid adieu to Lohan and drove off....... she had one of those eerie inbetween-movie-scene moments with an occasional vacant touch on the high frequency part of the piano board as she observed the weather-vane rooster spin on its axis in the wind and gently touched the top of the spiky fence of M. Vautrin's lot and took in the site of the home formerly known as the Addam's Family residence....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij4fFus0zso
now 1342, across the road, used to be where the Addams Family lived in the 50s..... but they moved out long ago and their replacements lived in a different suburb..... the house remained vacant in the 60s and 70s, being considered haunted......
finally Mademoiselle Vautrin..... the great-great-great-grand-daughter of Misseur Vautrin from the Honore de Balzac novel 'Papa Goriot' - moved in to 1342 Mockingbird Lane........
Stomach bid adieu to Lohan and drove off....... she had one of those eerie inbetween-movie-scene moments with an occasional vacant touch on the high frequency part of the piano board as she observed the weather-vane rooster spin on its axis in the wind and gently touched the top of the spiky fence of M. Vautrin's lot and took in the site of the home formerly known as the Addam's Family residence....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij4fFus0zso
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
the Dalai Lama
the Dalai Lama has spoken about making Peace for a long, long time...... well, at least for a few decades, which is a long, long time anyway..........
he has said that we should act like a mother to all other people..... always acting kindly......
but how do you deal with a homo that is trying to hit on you? do you punch him in the face..... feel disgusted and curtly tell him that you 'don't have sex with men, dude'......... does the Dalai Lama want us to be so kind to everyone that we will end up accidentally inviting the advances of gay men?.... and end up becoming a victim of some kind of pervert?
What is wrong with the Dalai Lama that he wants us to be so kind to everyone until finally we are accidentally and inappropriately touched by some homosexual men?
Does the Dalai Lama want us to identify a gay man and say, 'oh, i will radiate peace and love and be your mother,' ???? What is wrong with the Dalai Lama? Why doesn't someone give him a pair of steel-capped boots and a knife and a gun?
he has said that we should act like a mother to all other people..... always acting kindly......
but how do you deal with a homo that is trying to hit on you? do you punch him in the face..... feel disgusted and curtly tell him that you 'don't have sex with men, dude'......... does the Dalai Lama want us to be so kind to everyone that we will end up accidentally inviting the advances of gay men?.... and end up becoming a victim of some kind of pervert?
What is wrong with the Dalai Lama that he wants us to be so kind to everyone until finally we are accidentally and inappropriately touched by some homosexual men?
Does the Dalai Lama want us to identify a gay man and say, 'oh, i will radiate peace and love and be your mother,' ???? What is wrong with the Dalai Lama? Why doesn't someone give him a pair of steel-capped boots and a knife and a gun?
more-on (yes that sounds like Moron) O'Reilly
O'Reilly's fellow terrorist, Miller, fresh after his adventures in spanish eggplants with Michelangelo and Leonardo.... takes a leave of absence to play Pontius Pilate in an off Broadway musical (very far from Broadway)....... on an island actually -- a remote one..... very out of the way.......
"What is truth?" asks Miller.
Lindsay Lohan is recommended help from some friends.... a mysterious French woman, like a female version of Balzac's 'Vautrin' character from his novel, Papa Goriot.... she goes to see her...
"What is truth?" asks Miller.
Lindsay Lohan is recommended help from some friends.... a mysterious French woman, like a female version of Balzac's 'Vautrin' character from his novel, Papa Goriot.... she goes to see her...
mein benji
well, we will put on hold the comparison of anglo-saxons to jews in Germany during the 1930s, to bloviate about Bill O'Reilly........ in his interview with Akbar Ahmed O'Reilly is caught seriously bloviating and turning the no-spin zone into a twist-things-around zone.... what could be wrong with Bill? his pet goat is on the wonky? a bout of gout mayhap... perhaps a lost argus (trade ship) on the high sea.....
O'Reilly's interlocutor says that it's not appropriate to liken the Koran with Hitler's Mein Kampf.... which Bill did in 2002 after recommending Afghanistan be bombed back into the stone age, more than 10 years after Russia spent a decade doing just that
O'Reilly's response is: 1 + 1 = 3........
This is a rare instance of O'Reilly being so obsessed with something else like wonky goat, gout or lost arguses that he actually tries the 1 + 1 = 3 defense........ what next Bill? the Chewbacca defense???? get on top of that goat man, for God's sake!
see the original Chewbacca defense here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhvAs5GsMPw
maybe Bill is in love and letting his work suffer as a result, an uncharacteristic failure from the more or less reliable Bill........ sadly, the Law is the Law and is both merciful and just... no exceptions can be allowed to it; hence Bill must be punished with his first Silly Billy Strike (Strike 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjFOVOznnNs
O'Reilly's interlocutor says that it's not appropriate to liken the Koran with Hitler's Mein Kampf.... which Bill did in 2002 after recommending Afghanistan be bombed back into the stone age, more than 10 years after Russia spent a decade doing just that
O'Reilly's response is: 1 + 1 = 3........
This is a rare instance of O'Reilly being so obsessed with something else like wonky goat, gout or lost arguses that he actually tries the 1 + 1 = 3 defense........ what next Bill? the Chewbacca defense???? get on top of that goat man, for God's sake!
see the original Chewbacca defense here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhvAs5GsMPw
maybe Bill is in love and letting his work suffer as a result, an uncharacteristic failure from the more or less reliable Bill........ sadly, the Law is the Law and is both merciful and just... no exceptions can be allowed to it; hence Bill must be punished with his first Silly Billy Strike (Strike 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjFOVOznnNs
Sunday, March 6, 2011
God loves the Westboro church
the evolutionary precursors to humans, at some point in the eons, must have been fashioned by angelic creatures acting as lieutenants to the Almighty God who would not Himself (or Herself) need to meddle with the niggling details --- despite that God, supposedly, can be reached on a private phone number by every single one of His (or Her) children......... supposedly.......
Humans, we all know, thanks to God, have Free Will which is powerful important to keep in mind when reckoning human interactions based on race, greed, Love and war....
we all know that conflict is natural to humans and not least among the entertaining lot of conflicting types is the conflict between military families and the famous Westboro church....
having seen the entertaining Westboro church, and you have to love them, if only because they do entertain.... and we love them dearly (from afar as its never fun to get too close to nutcases) as we love nutcases for their ability to entertain whilst consumed by the passion (often emotional) of their 'demons' or (false) beliefs.......
probably Fox News and the Obama administration can agree that they do not like the Westboro church... if nothing else......... but what if the Westboro church is RIGHT? what if Obama is the Beast of Saint John's book of Revelations.......... first of all you would have to feel for his children --- secondly --- for his humble wife........ can you imagine finding out your dad is the Beast (the Anti-Christ's best friend) from the Book of Revelations --- what a terrible dissappointment it would be --- you can guarantee it would make a great B-Grade horror movie..........
i personally would RELISH playing the anti-christ in that movie......... i can see myself whispering evilly to Obama: 'have them insert a barcode on their foreheads with the number 666 for scanning purposes.......... no not for tennis you idiot! for scanning purposes! stupid Beast!'
Humans, we all know, thanks to God, have Free Will which is powerful important to keep in mind when reckoning human interactions based on race, greed, Love and war....
we all know that conflict is natural to humans and not least among the entertaining lot of conflicting types is the conflict between military families and the famous Westboro church....
having seen the entertaining Westboro church, and you have to love them, if only because they do entertain.... and we love them dearly (from afar as its never fun to get too close to nutcases) as we love nutcases for their ability to entertain whilst consumed by the passion (often emotional) of their 'demons' or (false) beliefs.......
probably Fox News and the Obama administration can agree that they do not like the Westboro church... if nothing else......... but what if the Westboro church is RIGHT? what if Obama is the Beast of Saint John's book of Revelations.......... first of all you would have to feel for his children --- secondly --- for his humble wife........ can you imagine finding out your dad is the Beast (the Anti-Christ's best friend) from the Book of Revelations --- what a terrible dissappointment it would be --- you can guarantee it would make a great B-Grade horror movie..........
i personally would RELISH playing the anti-christ in that movie......... i can see myself whispering evilly to Obama: 'have them insert a barcode on their foreheads with the number 666 for scanning purposes.......... no not for tennis you idiot! for scanning purposes! stupid Beast!'
Saturday, March 5, 2011
MY NEIGHBOUR FROM TEXAS
wow -- turns out the guy from across the road is from Texas --- he came to my door asking for jumper leads (to jumpstart a car)... it's a little weird coz he's helping his chinese neighbour who also came to me, weeks ago, asking for said jumper cables....... the Texan guy said he works in china alot
now for a prayer
dear God,
we know that taxi drivers are treated like shit --- please protect me from scumbags -- especially anglo rednecks that want to pretend they aren't english and who are ruffian scum........ please give me the strength to tolerate the pathetic neverending stream of soul-less clones that are your scumbag human creation
thank you (sarcastically) for creating a nasty scumbag creature called the human earthling........ to juxtapose disgustingly with your otherwise wonderful creation full of flowers, waterfalls, butterflies, etc......
that is all for now God
God Bless
now for a prayer
dear God,
we know that taxi drivers are treated like shit --- please protect me from scumbags -- especially anglo rednecks that want to pretend they aren't english and who are ruffian scum........ please give me the strength to tolerate the pathetic neverending stream of soul-less clones that are your scumbag human creation
thank you (sarcastically) for creating a nasty scumbag creature called the human earthling........ to juxtapose disgustingly with your otherwise wonderful creation full of flowers, waterfalls, butterflies, etc......
that is all for now God
God Bless
from youth to bullshit
it seems that in youth, where a Soul might devour books in order to youthfully search out the Truth, that somehow this search and this youth is overtaken by 'Reality'....
what is the 'Reality'? -- it is a world full of bigots -- of Soul-less automatons that have squandered their Souls.... it's a world where advancement is no longer possible, just treading water never-endingly on a sea of bullshit.... occasionally, when the tides uncover a little land, taking refuge on the bullshit pile and soaking up the sun's rays until it sets on the bullshit horizon, another day of bullshit done......
so that the youthful pursuit of knowledge and Truth becomes the quagmire or bullshit
what is the 'Reality'? -- it is a world full of bigots -- of Soul-less automatons that have squandered their Souls.... it's a world where advancement is no longer possible, just treading water never-endingly on a sea of bullshit.... occasionally, when the tides uncover a little land, taking refuge on the bullshit pile and soaking up the sun's rays until it sets on the bullshit horizon, another day of bullshit done......
so that the youthful pursuit of knowledge and Truth becomes the quagmire or bullshit
MUMBLE-A-O , MUMBLE-AY-A... porque mi vida yo la prefier vivir asi
well bigots and selfish ones who occasionally must exchange bodily fluids in order to keep the species alive,
having seen what a staunch defender of Nietzsche that we are, defending his name against slanderers who revile him for Nazi actions and turn a blind eye to American complicity in the Nazi holocaust (e.g., by looking the other way, failing to evacuate Jews from Europe and providing the Nazis with technology to assist in the wholesale destruction of the jews.... not to mention spending money on spiriting Nazi German rocket-scientists to America after world war ii that could have been spent on re-patriating Jews to somewhere else).........
let's take up that Nietzsche-ian doctrine of the Superman, and his precursor, 'the last man' again........ the notion of evolution is not new to us..... and as Nietzsche noted, the passing of time does not guarantee advancement but could mean devolution, case in point, Nietzche cites the man of his own time (19th century Europe) as being worse than the man of the Renaissance........... although this could have been a sweeping generalization, and although the author feels that Nietzsche could have been wrong on some of his ideas about Jesus -- and perhaps a little too comfortable, and unaware of discomfort and certain challenging situations so as to be a bit of an 'armchair' preacher.... still, Nietzsche most always hits the nail on the head, time after time, his gut-feeling that Francis Bacon secretly authored the Shakespeare plays was correct..........
his predictions of the 20th century were precise and accurate -- a century before they ocurred....... Nietzsche had the foresight and understanding to see what would come...... Nietzsche realized that woman would start wearing trousers and sport university degrees too.....
to my mind, Nietzsche's flowery motifs in Zarathustra -- of snakes and mules and old hermits in the forest are lacking in powerful cgi graphics interface and moving screen-music...... but his ideas are what matter anyway
Nietzsche said that the Truth does not need defending..... that She is so high and beautiful that it is ridiculous to think of a pig trying to pretend to defend her, as humans so often do in their arguments and wars
certainly, knowing a factual Truth (e.g., Francis Bacon wrote the Shakespeare plays) as opposed to believing a fallacy (that the illiterate William Shaxpur, chosen by Bacon to be his cover man for his authorship) - that Francis Bacon did not write the Shakespeare plays ---- really, at the end of the day, does not make much difference........ this is to say, that knowing Facts and misunderstanding Facts and misrepresenting them may not be as important as it seems, here's an example:
person 'a' is lazy and unemployed, refuses to work, but is aware of a great many facts
person 'b' is a very hard worker but misinformed about the facts
who is more practical to society?
obviously person 'a' should be employed by a school of some sort to disseminate the facts --- but when society wholeheartedly laughs and jokes about the facts, shitting on them, as it were......... then person 'a' had better start washing dishes......
person 'b' is a hardworker and life, if about nothing else, is about work.... and practical work of a useful nature to society is of great importance in life
(see, do tv pundits really 'work' or are they glorified wiseacrers?)
Nietzsche referred to the 'whole cowardly nay and yay of modern life'........ Nietzsche considered himself a European (actually he was a Pole genetically)... certainly in Europe and America there has been a great deal of this complacency with luxuries and 'things' and practical living to the point where people have become docile and vague........ despite being a great fan of Nietzsche, we chide him for not having travelled to Africa or elsewhere in search of more challenging circumstances........... still he was right to decry the whole cowardly nay and yay of modern life.......
while we might celebrate Americans somewhat because of strengths built on the multifarious genetic background (most definitely including all genes of the world) -- and can accept that they are brave, to an extent, in the end.... being stupid, their bravery cannot surpass their stupidity
it seems to us that humans are really the ugliest creature on this beautiful planet -- if we observe Nature -- and what marvels she produces: grass - trees - lakes - fish - antelope, etc.... what a pity the human is........... what a pig it is...... like a simple animal, eating and shitting and secreting some fluids here and there in its daily upkeep...... it is fast becoming, as Nietzsche predicted:
that ineradicable parasite that the Superman would consider a laughing-stock, or else a painful embarrassment....
can you imagine a Superman coming from a humanity that instead of having the Muslim world (not to mention Arabs) that we have today, instead had only some kind of homosexual northern European/American race that we see today with its women sporting trousers and University Degrees in 'humanities' ???
We would wonder if Nietzsche would even be read or discovered in today's world with so many mediocre and stupid voices gargling nonsense neverendingly.... if you are not sure what i mean, just take a look at Time magazine, with their overstuffed writers who no doubt need a forklift just to remove them from their quarters like some 5 ton shut-in who has not been able to fit through his bedroom door in a decade............
another example of the laughing-stock, pathetic nature of today's man: social networking -- people are happy to relate over the internet through playing shared games, social networking, but will steadfastly refuse to develop real relationships -- a steadfast refusal to be a real village ......... now it is possible to play social-networking games and at the same time to but a Haitian flag in your social networking game to 'champion' the needs of the Haitians, who, frankly, none of us care about as we feel they are incompetent or failed.........
Nietzsche also said that what is admirable about man is that he is a bridge to the Superman.... certainly in an age of growing scarcity and growing climate disasters -- man will no longer feel inclined to, as Nietzsche put it, 'prop up failures'........ (note that Nietzsche was later linked to the Nazis due to their policies of experimenting on the disabled and euthanasia of the diseased and elderly and such)......... however, the Nazis chose what they wanted for themselves and will abide by their choices....... this does not discredit what Nietzsche said, and this policy of not propping up the weak is seen everyday in society in so many ways........ very often we do not care about panhandlers and think only that they should go and get a job and stop playing the victim..
having seen what a staunch defender of Nietzsche that we are, defending his name against slanderers who revile him for Nazi actions and turn a blind eye to American complicity in the Nazi holocaust (e.g., by looking the other way, failing to evacuate Jews from Europe and providing the Nazis with technology to assist in the wholesale destruction of the jews.... not to mention spending money on spiriting Nazi German rocket-scientists to America after world war ii that could have been spent on re-patriating Jews to somewhere else).........
let's take up that Nietzsche-ian doctrine of the Superman, and his precursor, 'the last man' again........ the notion of evolution is not new to us..... and as Nietzsche noted, the passing of time does not guarantee advancement but could mean devolution, case in point, Nietzche cites the man of his own time (19th century Europe) as being worse than the man of the Renaissance........... although this could have been a sweeping generalization, and although the author feels that Nietzsche could have been wrong on some of his ideas about Jesus -- and perhaps a little too comfortable, and unaware of discomfort and certain challenging situations so as to be a bit of an 'armchair' preacher.... still, Nietzsche most always hits the nail on the head, time after time, his gut-feeling that Francis Bacon secretly authored the Shakespeare plays was correct..........
his predictions of the 20th century were precise and accurate -- a century before they ocurred....... Nietzsche had the foresight and understanding to see what would come...... Nietzsche realized that woman would start wearing trousers and sport university degrees too.....
to my mind, Nietzsche's flowery motifs in Zarathustra -- of snakes and mules and old hermits in the forest are lacking in powerful cgi graphics interface and moving screen-music...... but his ideas are what matter anyway
Nietzsche said that the Truth does not need defending..... that She is so high and beautiful that it is ridiculous to think of a pig trying to pretend to defend her, as humans so often do in their arguments and wars
certainly, knowing a factual Truth (e.g., Francis Bacon wrote the Shakespeare plays) as opposed to believing a fallacy (that the illiterate William Shaxpur, chosen by Bacon to be his cover man for his authorship) - that Francis Bacon did not write the Shakespeare plays ---- really, at the end of the day, does not make much difference........ this is to say, that knowing Facts and misunderstanding Facts and misrepresenting them may not be as important as it seems, here's an example:
person 'a' is lazy and unemployed, refuses to work, but is aware of a great many facts
person 'b' is a very hard worker but misinformed about the facts
who is more practical to society?
obviously person 'a' should be employed by a school of some sort to disseminate the facts --- but when society wholeheartedly laughs and jokes about the facts, shitting on them, as it were......... then person 'a' had better start washing dishes......
person 'b' is a hardworker and life, if about nothing else, is about work.... and practical work of a useful nature to society is of great importance in life
(see, do tv pundits really 'work' or are they glorified wiseacrers?)
Nietzsche referred to the 'whole cowardly nay and yay of modern life'........ Nietzsche considered himself a European (actually he was a Pole genetically)... certainly in Europe and America there has been a great deal of this complacency with luxuries and 'things' and practical living to the point where people have become docile and vague........ despite being a great fan of Nietzsche, we chide him for not having travelled to Africa or elsewhere in search of more challenging circumstances........... still he was right to decry the whole cowardly nay and yay of modern life.......
while we might celebrate Americans somewhat because of strengths built on the multifarious genetic background (most definitely including all genes of the world) -- and can accept that they are brave, to an extent, in the end.... being stupid, their bravery cannot surpass their stupidity
it seems to us that humans are really the ugliest creature on this beautiful planet -- if we observe Nature -- and what marvels she produces: grass - trees - lakes - fish - antelope, etc.... what a pity the human is........... what a pig it is...... like a simple animal, eating and shitting and secreting some fluids here and there in its daily upkeep...... it is fast becoming, as Nietzsche predicted:
that ineradicable parasite that the Superman would consider a laughing-stock, or else a painful embarrassment....
can you imagine a Superman coming from a humanity that instead of having the Muslim world (not to mention Arabs) that we have today, instead had only some kind of homosexual northern European/American race that we see today with its women sporting trousers and University Degrees in 'humanities' ???
We would wonder if Nietzsche would even be read or discovered in today's world with so many mediocre and stupid voices gargling nonsense neverendingly.... if you are not sure what i mean, just take a look at Time magazine, with their overstuffed writers who no doubt need a forklift just to remove them from their quarters like some 5 ton shut-in who has not been able to fit through his bedroom door in a decade............
another example of the laughing-stock, pathetic nature of today's man: social networking -- people are happy to relate over the internet through playing shared games, social networking, but will steadfastly refuse to develop real relationships -- a steadfast refusal to be a real village ......... now it is possible to play social-networking games and at the same time to but a Haitian flag in your social networking game to 'champion' the needs of the Haitians, who, frankly, none of us care about as we feel they are incompetent or failed.........
Nietzsche also said that what is admirable about man is that he is a bridge to the Superman.... certainly in an age of growing scarcity and growing climate disasters -- man will no longer feel inclined to, as Nietzsche put it, 'prop up failures'........ (note that Nietzsche was later linked to the Nazis due to their policies of experimenting on the disabled and euthanasia of the diseased and elderly and such)......... however, the Nazis chose what they wanted for themselves and will abide by their choices....... this does not discredit what Nietzsche said, and this policy of not propping up the weak is seen everyday in society in so many ways........ very often we do not care about panhandlers and think only that they should go and get a job and stop playing the victim..
Friday, March 4, 2011
madboy Amish, Leprecaun Larry and Harry da Mule
the racist Amish guy of German heritage, that was sick of being blamed for the holocaust, especially by his fellow countrymen who had provided IBM punch cards for the Nazis to keep track of their dead.......... he decided to team up with Leprecaun Larry and Harry da Mule to form a rap trio:
'yo, yo, yo, i'll put plutonium in your tea motherf*ckaz!!' cried madboy Amish as he walked on stage wearing an adidas outfit
'that's right motherf*ckers!' said Leprecaun Larry, who stood at less than one foot tall and was a bona fide real leprecaun.... 'motherf*ckers, spics, gooks, wops, niggaz, kikes, crackers -- yo yo yo yo yo y'all, suck on this!' said Larry grabbing at his small, cute-looking crotch....
Harry da Mule swished his tail and blew air between his lips: 'bbbbbppppppwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!'
'yo, yo, yo, i'll put plutonium in your tea motherf*ckaz!!' cried madboy Amish as he walked on stage wearing an adidas outfit
'that's right motherf*ckers!' said Leprecaun Larry, who stood at less than one foot tall and was a bona fide real leprecaun.... 'motherf*ckers, spics, gooks, wops, niggaz, kikes, crackers -- yo yo yo yo yo y'all, suck on this!' said Larry grabbing at his small, cute-looking crotch....
Harry da Mule swished his tail and blew air between his lips: 'bbbbbppppppwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!'
Thursday, March 3, 2011
gla gla gla gla
once in china i had a student -- some little girl -- about 7 years old -- she really stood out from the rest of the class -- as she was very disruptive and always ranted: 'gla gla gla gla gla gla gla gla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla'.......... probably this is how she thought my language sounded (as compared to hers)
anyway -- the previous comments, written by (yet another) renegade extremist Amish person.... was immediately labeled as racist and met with derision from the left and the right...... however, just to dispel the ridiculous comments once and for all -- beyond any shadow of a doubt, Jon Stewart, who had a blooming relationship with President Obama -- witness their hacky-sack in the oval room bonding session, et al........ Jon Stewart invited Obama to his nightly show that nobody would watch unless they were an alcoholic drug-taking slut heathen between ages 20 and 29...... to see if Obama would show preference for shiny objects.....
anyway -- the previous comments, written by (yet another) renegade extremist Amish person.... was immediately labeled as racist and met with derision from the left and the right...... however, just to dispel the ridiculous comments once and for all -- beyond any shadow of a doubt, Jon Stewart, who had a blooming relationship with President Obama -- witness their hacky-sack in the oval room bonding session, et al........ Jon Stewart invited Obama to his nightly show that nobody would watch unless they were an alcoholic drug-taking slut heathen between ages 20 and 29...... to see if Obama would show preference for shiny objects.....
of bigotry, differentiation, the holocaust and instellar travel
friends...... enemies...
what would aliens travelling quicker to the speed of light say upon seeing Earth's ugly little inhabitant, the human being?
regardless of which race or Nation he saw, he would be sure to label them 'bigot'... and if pressed for differentiation, perhaps: 'dumb bigot'....
this is a fact
but let's differentiate some more...... the american would be a chipper bigot..... why? the american enjoys simple pleasures like eating shit foods and watching other chipper bigots wearing helmets and running into eachother...... these things make the american bigot feel chipper
the englishman of course is a pompous and haughty bigot
the frenchman a boring bigot
the italian a passionate and expressive bigot
the arab a tough-guy bigot
the german an efficient bigot
the anglo-australian an indecipherable bigot (due to his inability to speak his own native language clearly)
the canadian an agreeable but dumb bigot
and so on and so forth..........
actually the (ashkenazi) jew would be a clever-pants bigot.......
how is it that some smart ashkenazi jews can get a recycle plant to pay him top dollar to receive some shiny bottles and then reshape these shiny goods and have africans of america and africa and elsewhere pay him top dollar for these shiny goods (due to the africans innate pleasure for shiny objects) so that the ashkenazi jew gets paid to receive raw materials and then makes a killing on selling them?
it's because they are naturally cleverer....
however this is no justification for the entire world to turn the other way -- or worse still, supply the nazi germans with IBM business materials to help in the wholesale destruction of the jews (watch the chipper American bigot began whistling when you make this claim and start staring at the skirting boards of his ceiling -- as this is just what the americans did! and then they have the audacity to turn around and pretend we mustn't be 'anti-semitic' when we did nothing to encourage nazis to destroy jews nor to help americans help nazis destroy jews (as they surely did during world war ii)
so let's think twice before bashing Nietzsche for being a nazi enabler --- and let's remember too, ashkenazi friends, that the British were literally the last nation to want to enable the establishment of the state of Israel.......
moving on....
what would aliens travelling quicker to the speed of light say upon seeing Earth's ugly little inhabitant, the human being?
regardless of which race or Nation he saw, he would be sure to label them 'bigot'... and if pressed for differentiation, perhaps: 'dumb bigot'....
this is a fact
but let's differentiate some more...... the american would be a chipper bigot..... why? the american enjoys simple pleasures like eating shit foods and watching other chipper bigots wearing helmets and running into eachother...... these things make the american bigot feel chipper
the englishman of course is a pompous and haughty bigot
the frenchman a boring bigot
the italian a passionate and expressive bigot
the arab a tough-guy bigot
the german an efficient bigot
the anglo-australian an indecipherable bigot (due to his inability to speak his own native language clearly)
the canadian an agreeable but dumb bigot
and so on and so forth..........
actually the (ashkenazi) jew would be a clever-pants bigot.......
how is it that some smart ashkenazi jews can get a recycle plant to pay him top dollar to receive some shiny bottles and then reshape these shiny goods and have africans of america and africa and elsewhere pay him top dollar for these shiny goods (due to the africans innate pleasure for shiny objects) so that the ashkenazi jew gets paid to receive raw materials and then makes a killing on selling them?
it's because they are naturally cleverer....
however this is no justification for the entire world to turn the other way -- or worse still, supply the nazi germans with IBM business materials to help in the wholesale destruction of the jews (watch the chipper American bigot began whistling when you make this claim and start staring at the skirting boards of his ceiling -- as this is just what the americans did! and then they have the audacity to turn around and pretend we mustn't be 'anti-semitic' when we did nothing to encourage nazis to destroy jews nor to help americans help nazis destroy jews (as they surely did during world war ii)
so let's think twice before bashing Nietzsche for being a nazi enabler --- and let's remember too, ashkenazi friends, that the British were literally the last nation to want to enable the establishment of the state of Israel.......
moving on....
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
BACK MASSAGER
clarifying doubtlessly about Weinstein from the previous post: me cago en tu puta madre guey!
moving on, regarding previous recent postings about the 'Chandler' character from the sitcom franchise 'Friends', all references to 'Chandler' should be read as: 'out-of-the-closet-Chandler'
now to something real....... isn't having friends tedious friends, i mean if they are all up in your face, dripping snot and sweat -- popping off farts, you never know when, mayhap they're a woman and want sex from you, let's face it, real life friends are messy........ that's the great thing about being alone.... no 'excuse me's' and minding your p's and q's.... so what to do when you need a massage? before you think about shelling out $35 for half an hour with some Thai immigrant that cannot speak english properly to stand on your back, consider that for only $135 you can reward yourself (and no-one else) with a wonderful automated back massager..... this little puppy will massage you for as long as you keep your electricity bills paid.... won't talk you awkwardly stupid jokes, and ask you for a loan --- get one now friends! (and be sure to continue never contacting me in real life!)
moving on, regarding previous recent postings about the 'Chandler' character from the sitcom franchise 'Friends', all references to 'Chandler' should be read as: 'out-of-the-closet-Chandler'
now to something real....... isn't having friends tedious friends, i mean if they are all up in your face, dripping snot and sweat -- popping off farts, you never know when, mayhap they're a woman and want sex from you, let's face it, real life friends are messy........ that's the great thing about being alone.... no 'excuse me's' and minding your p's and q's.... so what to do when you need a massage? before you think about shelling out $35 for half an hour with some Thai immigrant that cannot speak english properly to stand on your back, consider that for only $135 you can reward yourself (and no-one else) with a wonderful automated back massager..... this little puppy will massage you for as long as you keep your electricity bills paid.... won't talk you awkwardly stupid jokes, and ask you for a loan --- get one now friends! (and be sure to continue never contacting me in real life!)
bashing harvey weinstein
seeing harvey weinstein for the first time ever, on larry king's show (featuring the bigot from england)........ here is a guy that if you are from my generation and kind of from the west -- he's kind of presented to you as Jesus of entertainment hollywood film industry and all that........ but then again, in those days we had normal weather before the atmosphere and oceans became saturated with co2 and the rainforests were irrevocably raped
the two worthless clowns are talking about 'the king's speech' --- nobody should touch 'the king's speech' with a 50 foot pole -- first of all, geoffrey rush is in it -- any anglo-australian like geoffrey rush is guaranteed to be a fraud (geoffrey rush should change his name to 'mega-bigot' or 'maxi-bigot' and anglo-australians are probably the most bigoted, ignorant people on the face of the Earth: witness their mentality - i'm english i love england, oh wait a second, i'm not english i'm australian -- they are english when it suits them, and australian when it suits them -- all to the end of manipulating power, using people due to control freak/fraudster tendencies --- americans that entertain relationships with anglo-australians should be considered with great suspicion) --- if u cannot look at a bigot piece of crap anglo-australian and not sniff out a dirty fraud --- ur blinder than the proverbial blind freddy........
the fact that people make such a fuss over trash like 'the king's speech' which isn't even worthy of being watched is clearly a self-indictment from the parties involved in the cynical and fake hooplah......... associating with the bigot from england piers morgan labels weinstein a bigot himself -- probably another ashkenazi jew that hates sephardic jews and arabs and life........ biatch
as they say in spain: nos cagamos en el hijo de puta de harvey weinstein; (we shit on the son of whore that is harvey weinstein) mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
clarifying the above statements, by providing perspective, we wouldn't think that the above-mentioned scum (anglo-australians in general, piers morgan and harvey weinstein) are MORE scummy than the catholic church and catholic priests in general -- we can say that they are definitely LESS scummy that the catholic priest-dom --- but most definitely SCUMMY
the two worthless clowns are talking about 'the king's speech' --- nobody should touch 'the king's speech' with a 50 foot pole -- first of all, geoffrey rush is in it -- any anglo-australian like geoffrey rush is guaranteed to be a fraud (geoffrey rush should change his name to 'mega-bigot' or 'maxi-bigot' and anglo-australians are probably the most bigoted, ignorant people on the face of the Earth: witness their mentality - i'm english i love england, oh wait a second, i'm not english i'm australian -- they are english when it suits them, and australian when it suits them -- all to the end of manipulating power, using people due to control freak/fraudster tendencies --- americans that entertain relationships with anglo-australians should be considered with great suspicion) --- if u cannot look at a bigot piece of crap anglo-australian and not sniff out a dirty fraud --- ur blinder than the proverbial blind freddy........
the fact that people make such a fuss over trash like 'the king's speech' which isn't even worthy of being watched is clearly a self-indictment from the parties involved in the cynical and fake hooplah......... associating with the bigot from england piers morgan labels weinstein a bigot himself -- probably another ashkenazi jew that hates sephardic jews and arabs and life........ biatch
as they say in spain: nos cagamos en el hijo de puta de harvey weinstein; (we shit on the son of whore that is harvey weinstein) mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
clarifying the above statements, by providing perspective, we wouldn't think that the above-mentioned scum (anglo-australians in general, piers morgan and harvey weinstein) are MORE scummy than the catholic church and catholic priests in general -- we can say that they are definitely LESS scummy that the catholic priest-dom --- but most definitely SCUMMY
charlie sheen, the final verdict
after having just seen charlie's segments on 20/20 over the internet, clearly, charlie is in great health physically and mentally and probably needs to drink plenty of carrot juice to keep healthy and indulge his spiritual life more by sending loving thoughts and vibrations to Muammar Gadaffi.... clearly a storm in a teacup, as they say..... if 2 and a half men gets permanently axed it wouldn't even be charlie's fault by the looks of it...........
(gavel banging sound) -- case dismissed
(gavel banging sound) -- case dismissed
mo' mumble
At lapd downtown LA some afro american child protective officers that hated white people consulted w. A hispanic woman that worshipped the god of the catholics: Satan...
'let's take this motherfuckers kids away from him...'
'fucken trained monkey wont even make with the funny act anymore, motherfucker...'
'motherfucker probably can't even speak spanish... Shit,'
and so it was that the three highly trained social workers subconsciously reasoned amongst themselves and brought their professional recommendation to the lapd
'let's take this motherfuckers kids away from him...'
'fucken trained monkey wont even make with the funny act anymore, motherfucker...'
'motherfucker probably can't even speak spanish... Shit,'
and so it was that the three highly trained social workers subconsciously reasoned amongst themselves and brought their professional recommendation to the lapd
more mumble
it became pretty clear to anyone that had eyes to see... That charlie sheen had become a moslem unwittingly and unbeknownst to himself...and it was a testiment to the bigotry of white americans that they would a- take billy graham serioujsly and make him as rich as charlie and unconstitutionally allow him to avoid paying taxes to worship a christian god;
And, b- that white american bigots would insist obama was a moslem where sheen wasnt - despite sheen.s numerous wives (and conveniently forgetting obama never had a nice english name, allah akbar peace be upon the great anglo saxon pig amen)
what else was trippy, sheen.s mansion, the grange, became a new dating service cottage industry... First dateless journalists and rock stars... Later politicians and wannabees... Everyone was dropping by to give polygamy a whirl...sheen insisted the lifestyle he lived and was happy to promote wasnt a form of islam and noone cared anyway..w. The advent of cgi driven home movie making with sony playstation, as mentioned earlier, would render the superstardom of celebrity obselete, with its accompanying psycholigal states of the famous...
Sheen become a post post modern messaniac figure ... Donning a trademark yellow anorak with earmuffs...even in the summer... Sheen became the voice of reason for a generation...
'if u want to surf, then surf'.... 'think b4 u shoot ur school up,' ... 'burp ur baby nicely after milk time...' amen... Sheen dispensed sage advice like chump change... 'All praise charlie' said the rabble... Soon comparisons were being made to Jesus... The rabble demanded a sign... A miracle as a proof of sheen.s claims of divinity...
'verily to an unbelieving generation...no sign will be given,' said Sheen. Amen.
And, b- that white american bigots would insist obama was a moslem where sheen wasnt - despite sheen.s numerous wives (and conveniently forgetting obama never had a nice english name, allah akbar peace be upon the great anglo saxon pig amen)
what else was trippy, sheen.s mansion, the grange, became a new dating service cottage industry... First dateless journalists and rock stars... Later politicians and wannabees... Everyone was dropping by to give polygamy a whirl...sheen insisted the lifestyle he lived and was happy to promote wasnt a form of islam and noone cared anyway..w. The advent of cgi driven home movie making with sony playstation, as mentioned earlier, would render the superstardom of celebrity obselete, with its accompanying psycholigal states of the famous...
Sheen become a post post modern messaniac figure ... Donning a trademark yellow anorak with earmuffs...even in the summer... Sheen became the voice of reason for a generation...
'if u want to surf, then surf'.... 'think b4 u shoot ur school up,' ... 'burp ur baby nicely after milk time...' amen... Sheen dispensed sage advice like chump change... 'All praise charlie' said the rabble... Soon comparisons were being made to Jesus... The rabble demanded a sign... A miracle as a proof of sheen.s claims of divinity...
'verily to an unbelieving generation...no sign will be given,' said Sheen. Amen.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
fat vs. Phat... The answer
as near as one can think of... The fat woman kissing incident was an act of great kookiness and not at all mentioned or talked about afterwards ... So that it never came back to me... Whoever saw that sh,t never blabbered about it to ppl i knew... Maybe it was done to have a lasting memory effect as it was very memorable in a kind of way coz of the womans look
back to fat vs. Phat
now no doubt beloved reader, u r wondering what happened that virginal nite in 1994 with the two sisters... Indeed, i french kissed the really fat, ugly blonde with the disproportionately and really noticeably bell-shaped, disproportionately large arse... She must have been 10 years older than me... Why did i kiss her? Previously i had already made out with some handsome virgins... Why the fat ugly woman hovering around 30? Indeed, why not have smooched the comelier, skinnier sister (who incidentally also had a disproportionately large arse for her body shape - gene thing)?
dag doodly!
Tiki Ghosn's website: http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Tiki-Ghosn-88
while writing the previous posting on my cellie... ultimate cage fighter Tiki Ghosn, whose girlfriend (maybe this chick: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0880181/bio... apparently she is on the cover of March's Playboy mag - she wasn't in the vehicle); and more impressive sounding: one time american wrestling champion (whose name i forget) were both in my cab...both lads said they're in sydney for UFC cage fighting to watch their buddy michael fight...ladies, although the pics didnt come out, stay tuned for national american floor wrestling champion's cellie number in this space soon! back to charlie sheen... I guarantee most people would remember emilio's youthful exploits more than charlie.s... Young guns and the breakfast club, can anyone even remember one youthful charlie sheen flick? St elmo.s fire? Hello? Anyone else got memory block? But yes, charlie is trouncing everyone including daddie with his amazing 9 seasons x 1.8 million an episode... The question on everyone.s lips is: has charlie fried his brain and soul with debauchery and rocks? Or can he come back and save the successful and amusing franchise... Charlie had better start showing more respect to his co-workers and stop acting so kooky and big for his briches or the minnow (boat from gilligan.s island sequence) will most certainly be lost! buck up charlie ya farken shlut cuz
while writing the previous posting on my cellie... ultimate cage fighter Tiki Ghosn, whose girlfriend (maybe this chick: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0880181/bio... apparently she is on the cover of March's Playboy mag - she wasn't in the vehicle); and more impressive sounding: one time american wrestling champion (whose name i forget) were both in my cab...both lads said they're in sydney for UFC cage fighting to watch their buddy michael fight...ladies, although the pics didnt come out, stay tuned for national american floor wrestling champion's cellie number in this space soon! back to charlie sheen... I guarantee most people would remember emilio's youthful exploits more than charlie.s... Young guns and the breakfast club, can anyone even remember one youthful charlie sheen flick? St elmo.s fire? Hello? Anyone else got memory block? But yes, charlie is trouncing everyone including daddie with his amazing 9 seasons x 1.8 million an episode... The question on everyone.s lips is: has charlie fried his brain and soul with debauchery and rocks? Or can he come back and save the successful and amusing franchise... Charlie had better start showing more respect to his co-workers and stop acting so kooky and big for his briches or the minnow (boat from gilligan.s island sequence) will most certainly be lost! buck up charlie ya farken shlut cuz
fat vs. Phat
as a little boy of perhaps 7, long since having mastered the expression 'f*ck off' and using it to effect on others...even as a 4 year old... At around 7 it was clear to me and probably very many 7 year olds before and since that the
ancient greek Aesop.s fables were powerful entertainin.
At 15, perhaps becoz of hormones...i lept into alcoholism wholeheartedly... Sadly, with great freedom comes great pressure to succumb to wickedness and advertising executives and television studios anxious to wrestle one.s youthful Soul over to Mamon...
Perhaps, as an 18 year old virgin, had i been living in Iran, apart from having avoided alcoholism, the following event would not have ocurred:
one night...drunk and alone at a bar...the legal drinking age in australia being 18...i was in the bar legally...or perhaps just shy of my 18th birthday...my friend had vacated me and i discovered two sisters...in their late 20s or early 30s... One was almost good looking... But both had powerful large butts disproportionately large to the rest of their bodies... The normal thing, if drunk and wearing beer goggles would have been to get with the brunette sister who was almost good looking...not to get with the very fat blonde sister whose arse was massive....
ancient greek Aesop.s fables were powerful entertainin.
At 15, perhaps becoz of hormones...i lept into alcoholism wholeheartedly... Sadly, with great freedom comes great pressure to succumb to wickedness and advertising executives and television studios anxious to wrestle one.s youthful Soul over to Mamon...
Perhaps, as an 18 year old virgin, had i been living in Iran, apart from having avoided alcoholism, the following event would not have ocurred:
one night...drunk and alone at a bar...the legal drinking age in australia being 18...i was in the bar legally...or perhaps just shy of my 18th birthday...my friend had vacated me and i discovered two sisters...in their late 20s or early 30s... One was almost good looking... But both had powerful large butts disproportionately large to the rest of their bodies... The normal thing, if drunk and wearing beer goggles would have been to get with the brunette sister who was almost good looking...not to get with the very fat blonde sister whose arse was massive....
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