back to fat vs. Phat

now no doubt beloved reader, u r wondering what happened that virginal nite in 1994 with the two sisters... Indeed, i french kissed the really fat, ugly blonde with the disproportionately and really noticeably bell-shaped, disproportionately large arse... She must have been 10 years older than me... Why did i kiss her? Previously i had already made out with some handsome virgins... Why the fat ugly woman hovering around 30? Indeed, why not have smooched the comelier, skinnier sister (who incidentally also had a disproportionately large arse for her body shape - gene thing)?