clarifying doubtlessly about Weinstein from the previous post: me cago en tu puta madre guey!
moving on, regarding previous recent postings about the 'Chandler' character from the sitcom franchise 'Friends', all references to 'Chandler' should be read as: 'out-of-the-closet-Chandler'
now to something real....... isn't having friends tedious friends, i mean if they are all up in your face, dripping snot and sweat -- popping off farts, you never know when, mayhap they're a woman and want sex from you, let's face it, real life friends are messy........ that's the great thing about being alone.... no 'excuse me's' and minding your p's and q's.... so what to do when you need a massage? before you think about shelling out $35 for half an hour with some Thai immigrant that cannot speak english properly to stand on your back, consider that for only $135 you can reward yourself (and no-one else) with a wonderful automated back massager..... this little puppy will massage you for as long as you keep your electricity bills paid.... won't talk you awkwardly stupid jokes, and ask you for a loan --- get one now friends! (and be sure to continue never contacting me in real life!)
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