the Saudi prince did as the Djinn requested, just in case it was for real, no sense upsetting the Almighty......... instead of torturing his favorite subjects for torture to the sound of screams now it was backed by Crash Test Dummies 'God shuffled his feet' album.... the courtiers seemed to like it......... ring ring -- ring ring -- a gold and ivory phone worth hundreds of thousands of dollars rang in a courtier's hands while the courtier stood next to the prince as the prince prodded an unfortunate subject with a burning hot prodder --- the song, 'afternoons and coffeespoons' was punctuated with the screams of pain of the unfortunate saudi plebian....... human rights were a bit shabby in the middle east.......
the courtier answered the phone and said to the prince:
'sir it's the american secretary of State...'
the prince took the phone in one hand while he handed his boiling hot prodder to another courtier and spoke into the phone's mouthpiece
'Hill' darling, so long since we've had the pleasure, what's new???' said the saudi prince... he stood passively listening a while to the earpiece and then broke the silence, 'reforms?......'
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