fat vs. Phat

as a little boy of perhaps 7, long since having mastered the expression 'f*ck off' and using it to effect on others...even as a 4 year old... At around 7 it was clear to me and probably very many 7 year olds before and since that the
ancient greek Aesop.s fables were powerful entertainin.
At 15, perhaps becoz of hormones...i lept into alcoholism wholeheartedly... Sadly, with great freedom comes great pressure to succumb to wickedness and advertising executives and television studios anxious to wrestle one.s youthful Soul over to Mamon...

Perhaps, as an 18 year old virgin, had i been living in Iran, apart from having avoided alcoholism, the following event would not have ocurred:

one night...drunk and alone at a bar...the legal drinking age in australia being 18...i was in the bar legally...or perhaps just shy of my 18th birthday...my friend had vacated me and i discovered two sisters...in their late 20s or early 30s... One was almost good looking... But both had powerful large butts disproportionately large to the rest of their bodies... The normal thing, if drunk and wearing beer goggles would have been to get with the brunette sister who was almost good looking...not to get with the very fat blonde sister whose arse was massive....