so anyway --- here's the thing, movie adverts are always before the movie plays at the cinema -- but howabout randomly slipping one in midway thru a movie like a saliva-covered finger that invades your earhole.......
you may know there's a leonardo di caprio movie out nowadays called inception, also featuring bruce willis......... you'd easily see the trailer playing at a cinema near you --- it's marketed as non-actiony, more intelligent-like --- tens of millions of wizard americans with university degrees who have vacationed in europe would especially appreciate it's greatness: the non-overbearing non-action figure, non-GI Joe thoughtful voiceover says: 'imagine a world of dreams, an organization, that can control your dreams' --- then it cuts to leonardo di caprio shopping for dildos in a dildo store and later performing fellatio on a dildo ----- bruce willis watches on the whole scene in a surreal looking glass and a dirty wife-beater sleeveless top -- jerking off slowly in an erect (standing/not sitting) position --- with an expression on his face like the al qaeda number 2 guy in the famous mugshot with the overly large neck-hole in his own white/dirty wife-beater sleeveless top.... his name evades me now -- but you know who i mean.......
anyhoo - cut back to the movie -- the sandler/cruise scenario.............. cruise cuts it back to his own trailer in a lull in filming the victorian pussy nanobot shoot to chill and be attended to by his dopey and hot PA ---
'here's your coffee mr cruise,' she says obediently and worshipfully
'take that shit away from me -- it's not even hot!, fucking amateurs everywhere! -- i'm so far away sandler in talent -- and everyone else for that matter it's like there should be articles written about it --- i'm the frickin' prince of modern cinema! mi1, mission impossible2 --- the japanese flick with samurais --- i'm the shit! i make the rest of the world look pathetic and lame..... no wonder people are jealous of me......... jake gillanthal had to buttfuck an ossie just to get to be the 'prince of persia' -- -i didn't have to buttfuck no ossies, and the voiceovers of some of the animals in eddie murphy's dr doolittle are just stereotypical racist too' ..........
in another trailer --- mr sandler, here are your shoes and your big bird doll,
'thanks, marjie'
'you're welcome mr. sandler'.
cut to u.s. army psych ops control room, coloner whoever and major will
'okay it's like this major will, i want the first scenario you elucidated, the one where the chick from the exorcist -- linda blair's devil girl -- will start miming aretha franklin's 'bridge over troubled water' --- i want to see how that plays out on a guinea pig right now ---- have the hallucination play out in their mind and let's study it,'
'roger that colonel,' replied major will......
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
my ideal movie, continued
obviously a lot of shit-hot californian/new york/canadian & french and other movie producers around the world would think my ideal movie is shit-hot and would be tripping over their own feet trying to get a piece of the action --- here's where you can learn more about the principal players and their busy schedules and management agencies..........
rage against the machine
zach de la rocha:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0209371/
tom morello
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0603780/
brad wilk
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929014/
tim commerford
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0173876/
(other) political figures
queen elizabeth 2nd
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703070/
vladimir putin
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1269884/
hugo chavez
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1382342/
val kilmer
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/
mahmoud ahmadinejad
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2258253/
as previously stated --- the main plot driven action is the rage against the machine's teams little missions....... messing with starch, seeding clouds, messing with russian dolls, etc.......... but the sub-plot if you recall, was sandler and cruise's mission to shrink down to a nano-bot --- INNER SPACE style, if you will ..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093260/ ...... and penetrate Queen Victoria of England's vagina (in a nano-bot -- Inner Space style) --- (queen victoria -- http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703075/ )........... there mission there, not sure what it was, but maybe blast away a cancerous cyst from the fallopian tubes of queen victoria --- they get briefed 'RIGHT STUFF' style --- what a classic movie -- like 6hours long --- a must-see ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086197/ ) ....... you know when you're watching a truly homosexual hollywood movie, action genre, when the important characters are first introduced they are over glorified shmaltzy hollywood style -- eg., like when you see bruce willis teeing of a golf ball over the gulf of mexico in armageddon or independence day -- not sure which -- movies possibly made exclusively by product-testing them on audiences of severely homosexual males that only engage in sex with other males.........
anyhoo -- in this fashion -- sandler would first be introduced into the action-y part of the movie by showing us his alpha-male crunk skills by crump dancing with bloods and crips in south central LA and showing us his street skills......... alternatively, cruise would show off his manly sensibilities by leading an aerobics class at a gym in leotards ............ in an amazing display of depth -- this sub-plot will evolve to show us that the two are actually a target of u.s. military psych-ops experiments and that the idea of travelling back in time and blasting a cancerous tumor from queen victoria's vagina is only a subterfuge told to them by u.s. military psych-ops who are actually manipulating them and using them to study the human mind...... they never do meet their manipulators face-to-face --- but we see them in the movie in a control room --- with flashing screens and gismos and plenty of pseudo-sciency movie talk.....
'colonel phelps', said major will in the control room, 'we've succeeded in implanting the chips in sandler and cruise's skulls --- we're ready to proceed,'
'excellent,' replied the colonel, 'begin initial proceedings in t minus 20 seconds,'
'that's affirmative sir,' replied major will
in fact, the chips inserted into sandler and cruise's skulls by the secretive u.s. psych ops crew were intended to manipulate their brain waves by causing scary auditory and psychically/visual hallucinations and to study the two subjects reactions in certain situations --- the story about shrinking down and entering queen victoria's vagina -- travelling back in time -- was just condascending hooo-ha fed to them by their handlers masquerading as movie producers.........
stay tuned for more
rage against the machine
zach de la rocha:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0209371/
tom morello
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0603780/
brad wilk
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0929014/
tim commerford
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0173876/
(other) political figures
queen elizabeth 2nd
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703070/
vladimir putin
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1269884/
hugo chavez
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1382342/
val kilmer
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/
mahmoud ahmadinejad
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2258253/
as previously stated --- the main plot driven action is the rage against the machine's teams little missions....... messing with starch, seeding clouds, messing with russian dolls, etc.......... but the sub-plot if you recall, was sandler and cruise's mission to shrink down to a nano-bot --- INNER SPACE style, if you will ..... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093260/ ...... and penetrate Queen Victoria of England's vagina (in a nano-bot -- Inner Space style) --- (queen victoria -- http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703075/ )........... there mission there, not sure what it was, but maybe blast away a cancerous cyst from the fallopian tubes of queen victoria --- they get briefed 'RIGHT STUFF' style --- what a classic movie -- like 6hours long --- a must-see ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086197/ ) ....... you know when you're watching a truly homosexual hollywood movie, action genre, when the important characters are first introduced they are over glorified shmaltzy hollywood style -- eg., like when you see bruce willis teeing of a golf ball over the gulf of mexico in armageddon or independence day -- not sure which -- movies possibly made exclusively by product-testing them on audiences of severely homosexual males that only engage in sex with other males.........
anyhoo -- in this fashion -- sandler would first be introduced into the action-y part of the movie by showing us his alpha-male crunk skills by crump dancing with bloods and crips in south central LA and showing us his street skills......... alternatively, cruise would show off his manly sensibilities by leading an aerobics class at a gym in leotards ............ in an amazing display of depth -- this sub-plot will evolve to show us that the two are actually a target of u.s. military psych-ops experiments and that the idea of travelling back in time and blasting a cancerous tumor from queen victoria's vagina is only a subterfuge told to them by u.s. military psych-ops who are actually manipulating them and using them to study the human mind...... they never do meet their manipulators face-to-face --- but we see them in the movie in a control room --- with flashing screens and gismos and plenty of pseudo-sciency movie talk.....
'colonel phelps', said major will in the control room, 'we've succeeded in implanting the chips in sandler and cruise's skulls --- we're ready to proceed,'
'excellent,' replied the colonel, 'begin initial proceedings in t minus 20 seconds,'
'that's affirmative sir,' replied major will
in fact, the chips inserted into sandler and cruise's skulls by the secretive u.s. psych ops crew were intended to manipulate their brain waves by causing scary auditory and psychically/visual hallucinations and to study the two subjects reactions in certain situations --- the story about shrinking down and entering queen victoria's vagina -- travelling back in time -- was just condascending hooo-ha fed to them by their handlers masquerading as movie producers.........
stay tuned for more
continuing with my ideal movie idea
qeii -- ever the logical and practical, pragmatic english-person noted:
'there is no way we will have the resources to track down the hidden russian dolls,' she began
'man i could listen to that prim and proper accent all day long,' kilmer enthused
qeii continued, 'the world's greatest spies, james bond and mi5 and 6 will never be able to track down the missing russian dolls unless we find a way to genetically re-encode all existing bull livestock,'
'what do you mean?' asked zach de la rocha
'currently, the genetic coding of the world's population of bulls, the only true producers of bullshit, is inadequate for carrying out our mission,' the queen asserted
putin expressed interest, 'what do you have in mind?'
'we need to infuse the global chain of bulls with forcefield-f-20', the queen said
'what is forcefield-f-20,' akmadinahad mused
'lock and load!' KABOOM! -- hugo chavez just unloaded another load of buckshot into a recently manifested threat which began to scream and writhe and clutch at his gaping intestines
'check out time!' cried Akmadinajad....
'there is no way we will have the resources to track down the hidden russian dolls,' she began
'man i could listen to that prim and proper accent all day long,' kilmer enthused
qeii continued, 'the world's greatest spies, james bond and mi5 and 6 will never be able to track down the missing russian dolls unless we find a way to genetically re-encode all existing bull livestock,'
'what do you mean?' asked zach de la rocha
'currently, the genetic coding of the world's population of bulls, the only true producers of bullshit, is inadequate for carrying out our mission,' the queen asserted
putin expressed interest, 'what do you have in mind?'
'we need to infuse the global chain of bulls with forcefield-f-20', the queen said
'what is forcefield-f-20,' akmadinahad mused
'lock and load!' KABOOM! -- hugo chavez just unloaded another load of buckshot into a recently manifested threat which began to scream and writhe and clutch at his gaping intestines
'check out time!' cried Akmadinajad....
my ideal movie -- continued
with no pause in the musical score --- zach de la rocha, displaying the typical
kung fu finesse found acceptable and thrilling to millions of university degree holders
the world over blocks, punches, jump-kicks, roundhouse-kicks and reverse round-house
punch-kicks a bunch of bad guys that queen elizabeth the ii has missed out on -- all
while singing his angry songs without missing a beat......... as the gritty, determined, almost thuggish beats of rage against the machine continue........ and while another cold, gurgling, coldly-blinking cod-fish bites into a worm laced with steel, a new player enters the scene, hugo chavez, with a cigar in his mouth a shotgun that he pumps with his arm out-streched by holding it mid-barrel --- texas chainsaw style --- and then delivering his trade-mark catchphrase:
'lock and load!'
to which he is always chorused by recently arriving iranian leader akmadinajad who chirrups:
'check out time!' sternly as chavez inevitably unloads a load of buckshot into any nearby victims entrails and mutters, 'this thing loaded?'
screams and whimpers of chavez's gut-bracing victims follow as they typically clutch at their painful entrails that leak guts from within.........
kilmer goes on: 'episode ii, mission i having been a success (flashback to hundreds of millions of half asian babies being swaddled and showing blue eyes and blonde hair abounding their asian facial features, mission ii involves, well, i'll leave to to akmadinajad to explain,'
akmadinadjad, nods, 'as you know, since president nixon held office, america has been the great satan, it stopped being a nation with a large population that was highly industrialized and organized and well united by cultural norms and an evenly balanced democratic government and judicial system, and mysteriously, almost overnight, possibly due to evil catholic influences or that Nixon himself was a representative of evil Sith forces'
at this mention of his evil nemesis, obi wan kenobi merely crosses himself, catholic style like a portuguese striker hoping to score goal number 7 against north korea in the world cup soccer....
akmadinajad continues, 'you know all those russian dolls? the ones where you open them and then there's another doll inside? and then another one, ad infinitum?' -- everyone nods convincingly, 'well they all mysteriously dissappeaered --- we suspect u.s. government involvement and manipulation....'
chavez piped in, 'basically, our mission is to recover the mission russian dolls -- all 20, 30, 40 or however many millions of them there were all the way around the world'
kilmer asks, 'but would those figures include the hidden 8 or 9 dolls tucked away inside each giant babushka?'
'it's irrelevant,' said obi wan kenobi, 'each doll around the world that has gone missing -- from tourist shops around the world -- especially in russia -- and doll enthusiast collections --- we have reason to suspect that secret u.s. government forces acting without the awareness of major public political figures in the united states government have implanted a secret object within the smallest, most innermost russian dolls'
'but how will we find the innermost russian babushka doll if we don't even know where any of the world's total of millions of russian babushka dolls have dissappeared to,' asked rage against the machines lead guitarist........
'we need spies, hundreds of them,' someone said
'lock and load,' said chavez, reloading his shotgun by out-stretching his arm and holding his shotgun mid-barrel and pumped a load of buckshot into a nearby victim who started screaming and pointlessly clutching at his escaping and bloody entrails
'checkout time! see ya!' said Akmadinajad
'this thing loaded?' muttered chavez
kung fu finesse found acceptable and thrilling to millions of university degree holders
the world over blocks, punches, jump-kicks, roundhouse-kicks and reverse round-house
punch-kicks a bunch of bad guys that queen elizabeth the ii has missed out on -- all
while singing his angry songs without missing a beat......... as the gritty, determined, almost thuggish beats of rage against the machine continue........ and while another cold, gurgling, coldly-blinking cod-fish bites into a worm laced with steel, a new player enters the scene, hugo chavez, with a cigar in his mouth a shotgun that he pumps with his arm out-streched by holding it mid-barrel --- texas chainsaw style --- and then delivering his trade-mark catchphrase:
'lock and load!'
to which he is always chorused by recently arriving iranian leader akmadinajad who chirrups:
'check out time!' sternly as chavez inevitably unloads a load of buckshot into any nearby victims entrails and mutters, 'this thing loaded?'
screams and whimpers of chavez's gut-bracing victims follow as they typically clutch at their painful entrails that leak guts from within.........
kilmer goes on: 'episode ii, mission i having been a success (flashback to hundreds of millions of half asian babies being swaddled and showing blue eyes and blonde hair abounding their asian facial features, mission ii involves, well, i'll leave to to akmadinajad to explain,'
akmadinadjad, nods, 'as you know, since president nixon held office, america has been the great satan, it stopped being a nation with a large population that was highly industrialized and organized and well united by cultural norms and an evenly balanced democratic government and judicial system, and mysteriously, almost overnight, possibly due to evil catholic influences or that Nixon himself was a representative of evil Sith forces'
at this mention of his evil nemesis, obi wan kenobi merely crosses himself, catholic style like a portuguese striker hoping to score goal number 7 against north korea in the world cup soccer....
akmadinajad continues, 'you know all those russian dolls? the ones where you open them and then there's another doll inside? and then another one, ad infinitum?' -- everyone nods convincingly, 'well they all mysteriously dissappeaered --- we suspect u.s. government involvement and manipulation....'
chavez piped in, 'basically, our mission is to recover the mission russian dolls -- all 20, 30, 40 or however many millions of them there were all the way around the world'
kilmer asks, 'but would those figures include the hidden 8 or 9 dolls tucked away inside each giant babushka?'
'it's irrelevant,' said obi wan kenobi, 'each doll around the world that has gone missing -- from tourist shops around the world -- especially in russia -- and doll enthusiast collections --- we have reason to suspect that secret u.s. government forces acting without the awareness of major public political figures in the united states government have implanted a secret object within the smallest, most innermost russian dolls'
'but how will we find the innermost russian babushka doll if we don't even know where any of the world's total of millions of russian babushka dolls have dissappeared to,' asked rage against the machines lead guitarist........
'we need spies, hundreds of them,' someone said
'lock and load,' said chavez, reloading his shotgun by out-stretching his arm and holding his shotgun mid-barrel and pumped a load of buckshot into a nearby victim who started screaming and pointlessly clutching at his escaping and bloody entrails
'checkout time! see ya!' said Akmadinajad
'this thing loaded?' muttered chavez
Sunday, June 27, 2010
kickin' it by the pacific listening to snoop dogg
continue with my ideal movie idea.......
val kilmer and half of rage against the machine would by drinking beers standing by a river bank with vladimir putin while he does his fishing with no shirt on for the cameras, wearing an australian digger hat
'it's so that the ladies in catalunya can see my pectoral muscles,'
zach de la rocha walks over and nods
'we help them in the spanish civil war fight against the fascists -- all of catalunya and valencia and such eastern parts'
qeii was busily engaged in kung fu fighting -- matrix style against kim jong il of korea so as to be able to admit brad pitt's dna into asia's starch supply
'starch is in everything,' obi wan kenobi observed, 'the foods we eat, the drinks we drink, controlling this major starch production factory in north korea will allow us to seed clouds and sow pitt's dna into the food supplies of all of japan and indonesia and south korea and a lot of china,'
'it makes sense,' said rage against the machine's bass player
zach de la rocha was angrily singing 'settle for nothing now, settle for nothing later', working himself into a deeply angry frenzy while watching and occasionally helping qeii in her kung fu pursuits......
vlad putin was stacking up a heap of fish which rage against the machine's drummer (not drama) was frying them over an open fire,
'nothing like cod-fish', he remarked
val kilmer and half of rage against the machine would by drinking beers standing by a river bank with vladimir putin while he does his fishing with no shirt on for the cameras, wearing an australian digger hat
'it's so that the ladies in catalunya can see my pectoral muscles,'
zach de la rocha walks over and nods
'we help them in the spanish civil war fight against the fascists -- all of catalunya and valencia and such eastern parts'
qeii was busily engaged in kung fu fighting -- matrix style against kim jong il of korea so as to be able to admit brad pitt's dna into asia's starch supply
'starch is in everything,' obi wan kenobi observed, 'the foods we eat, the drinks we drink, controlling this major starch production factory in north korea will allow us to seed clouds and sow pitt's dna into the food supplies of all of japan and indonesia and south korea and a lot of china,'
'it makes sense,' said rage against the machine's bass player
zach de la rocha was angrily singing 'settle for nothing now, settle for nothing later', working himself into a deeply angry frenzy while watching and occasionally helping qeii in her kung fu pursuits......
vlad putin was stacking up a heap of fish which rage against the machine's drummer (not drama) was frying them over an open fire,
'nothing like cod-fish', he remarked
back from my road trip
having just seen the a-team movie -- it's time to farther develop my 'ideal movie' idea.....
the cruise/sandler scenario would sit on a back-burner....
kilmer would explain to the movers about a crack team of special operatives:
'queen elizabeth the second of windsor -- vladimir putin -- obi wan kenobi -- myself and the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' lead a special operative group' of crack operatives called: ''the new dawn'' --- unbeknownst to mankind, elizabeth has been training since childhood in martial arts, weaponry, jujitsu and so forth --- putin's use of judo and his fishing skills and fighter pilot abilities are legendary, obi wan kenobi is the only jedi knight of the group and hence leads it, he is the only one capable of overcoming matter with jedi powers, the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' gives the group it's gritty determined edge -- mostly thanks to zack de la rocha's mangled legs and the groups driving, pounding LA rhythms.......... last but not least, as val kilmer, any spare cocaine lying around is accounted for -- this becomes important when dealing with colombia - the nation.....'
kilmer pauses to snort a line of powder, he looks up into the camera and says,
'maybe that was just sherbert, anyhoo -- in the year 2025, the plight of mankind becomes desperately obvious in its desperateness: the population hits 10 billion including my aunt macy's twins anita and justine --- the global reserves of wood and water are hitting rockbottom despite trees and plants growing exponentially faster thanks to all the co2 in the air........... there is still plenty of oil and coal to go around and the big oil companies still continue to hide away in secret vaults their patents on water/hydrolosis technologies that would save us the need for using petroleum based products........ our crack group has come together to implement a plan -- we've kept the cia out of the loop as well as the american military --- we get our tanks, bombs, guns and nukes from the russians -- our fighting finesse is lead by lizzie and her crack squadron of world war ii vets that occasionally back her up on the rare occasions she's not up to it [cut to queen elizabeth knocking out the karate kid, bruce lee, etc] .... putin catches fish for everyone to eat and provides us with necessary props like a good drama school instructor -- we go from mission to mission -- week to week -- enacting plans --- this week, we have deemed it meet to implement a plan to introduce brad pitt's dna to a quarter of the world's population'
'all of indonesia and japan and north korea and as much of coastal china as possible should be induced with mr. pitts sperm or it's dna extracts so as to breed his dna into the local population', clips queen elizabeth in perfect english while pointing to an old-fashioned blackboard with a long stick (powerpoint is not her style).....
TO BE CONTINUED
the cruise/sandler scenario would sit on a back-burner....
kilmer would explain to the movers about a crack team of special operatives:
'queen elizabeth the second of windsor -- vladimir putin -- obi wan kenobi -- myself and the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' lead a special operative group' of crack operatives called: ''the new dawn'' --- unbeknownst to mankind, elizabeth has been training since childhood in martial arts, weaponry, jujitsu and so forth --- putin's use of judo and his fishing skills and fighter pilot abilities are legendary, obi wan kenobi is the only jedi knight of the group and hence leads it, he is the only one capable of overcoming matter with jedi powers, the musical ensemble 'rage against the machine' gives the group it's gritty determined edge -- mostly thanks to zack de la rocha's mangled legs and the groups driving, pounding LA rhythms.......... last but not least, as val kilmer, any spare cocaine lying around is accounted for -- this becomes important when dealing with colombia - the nation.....'
kilmer pauses to snort a line of powder, he looks up into the camera and says,
'maybe that was just sherbert, anyhoo -- in the year 2025, the plight of mankind becomes desperately obvious in its desperateness: the population hits 10 billion including my aunt macy's twins anita and justine --- the global reserves of wood and water are hitting rockbottom despite trees and plants growing exponentially faster thanks to all the co2 in the air........... there is still plenty of oil and coal to go around and the big oil companies still continue to hide away in secret vaults their patents on water/hydrolosis technologies that would save us the need for using petroleum based products........ our crack group has come together to implement a plan -- we've kept the cia out of the loop as well as the american military --- we get our tanks, bombs, guns and nukes from the russians -- our fighting finesse is lead by lizzie and her crack squadron of world war ii vets that occasionally back her up on the rare occasions she's not up to it [cut to queen elizabeth knocking out the karate kid, bruce lee, etc] .... putin catches fish for everyone to eat and provides us with necessary props like a good drama school instructor -- we go from mission to mission -- week to week -- enacting plans --- this week, we have deemed it meet to implement a plan to introduce brad pitt's dna to a quarter of the world's population'
'all of indonesia and japan and north korea and as much of coastal china as possible should be induced with mr. pitts sperm or it's dna extracts so as to breed his dna into the local population', clips queen elizabeth in perfect english while pointing to an old-fashioned blackboard with a long stick (powerpoint is not her style).....
TO BE CONTINUED
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
hello -ello -ello -ello ----- echo!! -- -cho -cho -cho
wow bitches -- so much to blog ---- first of all -- benji is road trippin' -- praise Allah! --- it's so good to be away from 'home' --- 'home' nowadays isn't paris, france, madrid, spain, sofia, bulgaria, sedona, arizona, los angeles, californIa, nor nyc nor china nor south korea but the place i spent almost 2 thirds of my life: western sydney!.........
anyhoo -- it's great to be away --- first the old ball and chain drove out of hometown mount druitt in western sydney north north north til we got out of sydney -- almost ran out of gas and then found the most beautiful marina in a little place called 'brooklyn' just north of sydney --- i wanted to stay at the hotel right there as the marina was great ---- but as usual, the old battle-axe had her way and we drove on to 'wyong' (an aborginal name like so many in australia, you see, the english (and their homosexual buddies the irish/scottish and welsh) didn't just TAKE from the australian aborigines (gimme your land! gimme your life, your blood, your women, here, have some alcohol) -- they also memorialized them left, right and centre by maintaining their names all over the country and nation (well perhaps we can't even use that word to describe this little offshoot of british power) --- then they went ahead and invited some 'white' people of non english-irish-scottish and welsh decent to justify their actions of 150 years to the aborigines as the actions of the 'white' man...... even in-bred black ghetto trash in LA can agree with that!
anyhoo --- moving right on........... being a road trip -- it's time to watch TV! when staying at MOTELS! -- there weren't any HOTELS called MORRISON HOTEL 1 like the Doors album featuring 'Peace Frog' --- but we did find Sydney's little version of Florida -- just north of sydney actually, not far from 'wyong': 'the entrance' -- some great MOTEL action -- perhaps the best part was not having sex with the little lady (God it's great to not even think about sex or want it without being medicated or physically neutered; but if you knew my wife, you'd understand that)........ anyhoo -- i flicked on the old tele-roo ---- wifey and i don't actually have one at home and only occasional watch some news clippings/videos over an expensive internet connection --- and sometimes i'll watch my mom's tv --- only to watch FOX NEWS as i desperately wish to one day kidnap anchors Shepherds Myth and Greta van Susterenblkibikini and somodomize them unceasingly (FBI be warned!)........... anyhoo -- who else was on the boob tube but that poor old man David Letterman and his cohorts of ossie back-up dancers.............. here's something about american culture most people on this planet (the ones that just don't count) REALLY DON'T know about american culture and never got it from the movies featuring the 17 year old high school kids destined to show an entire planet of billions how humanity should act: to wit, americans are completely incapable of talking about sports without their notion: letterman (the late show compare being of course, a co-incidence in this regard, happily, the silly american muddleheads (quoting Nietzsche) think to themselves.............. what is this communist north korean notion: 'letterman' ??? is it the 1 that looks like an I on the back of a jersey in new jersey? or an arabic or 'western' 7 that looks like an L somehow? no, not really we suppose --- it's some big stupid patch that some idiot cow-eater gets in his last year of high school so that he can have his mom sew it onto his high school jacket which he can later use on a young virgin before date-raping her.............. this is 'letterman'......... hence, when you talk to an idiot american, about sports, he cannot ask you something intelligent about basketball, but instead says: did you get your letter?
go ask it the trenton police dept or tom brokaw --- letterman --- give me a break
anyway --- letterman was on tv with his ossie back-up dancers mumbling some crap written by his pothead cronies (writers)........... here's a top ten list: top ten reason letterman and his writers and ossie back up dancers resemble spineless vertebra flapping and swishing around under the (tarred and blackened by oil) oceans: number 10 -- drum-roll -- you get the idea
moving on --- orlando bloom is marrying some ossie from a town not far from where i am now on my road trip (northern nsw) -- according to the ben movie index --- orlando bloom has made only one movie: 'kingdom of heaven' which cannot have been that great as ben hasn't seen it and the poster didn't look so great over........ that was back in 2005 in police state nyc........... another backward place --- see how those two islands: ireland and the other one next to it exports backwardness across the seas.......... orlando bloom may also have played legolas in peter jackson's lord of the rings --- they were pretty good movies to be sure.......
anyhoo -- it's great to be away --- first the old ball and chain drove out of hometown mount druitt in western sydney north north north til we got out of sydney -- almost ran out of gas and then found the most beautiful marina in a little place called 'brooklyn' just north of sydney --- i wanted to stay at the hotel right there as the marina was great ---- but as usual, the old battle-axe had her way and we drove on to 'wyong' (an aborginal name like so many in australia, you see, the english (and their homosexual buddies the irish/scottish and welsh) didn't just TAKE from the australian aborigines (gimme your land! gimme your life, your blood, your women, here, have some alcohol) -- they also memorialized them left, right and centre by maintaining their names all over the country and nation (well perhaps we can't even use that word to describe this little offshoot of british power) --- then they went ahead and invited some 'white' people of non english-irish-scottish and welsh decent to justify their actions of 150 years to the aborigines as the actions of the 'white' man...... even in-bred black ghetto trash in LA can agree with that!
anyhoo --- moving right on........... being a road trip -- it's time to watch TV! when staying at MOTELS! -- there weren't any HOTELS called MORRISON HOTEL 1 like the Doors album featuring 'Peace Frog' --- but we did find Sydney's little version of Florida -- just north of sydney actually, not far from 'wyong': 'the entrance' -- some great MOTEL action -- perhaps the best part was not having sex with the little lady (God it's great to not even think about sex or want it without being medicated or physically neutered; but if you knew my wife, you'd understand that)........ anyhoo -- i flicked on the old tele-roo ---- wifey and i don't actually have one at home and only occasional watch some news clippings/videos over an expensive internet connection --- and sometimes i'll watch my mom's tv --- only to watch FOX NEWS as i desperately wish to one day kidnap anchors Shepherds Myth and Greta van Susterenblkibikini and somodomize them unceasingly (FBI be warned!)........... anyhoo -- who else was on the boob tube but that poor old man David Letterman and his cohorts of ossie back-up dancers.............. here's something about american culture most people on this planet (the ones that just don't count) REALLY DON'T know about american culture and never got it from the movies featuring the 17 year old high school kids destined to show an entire planet of billions how humanity should act: to wit, americans are completely incapable of talking about sports without their notion: letterman (the late show compare being of course, a co-incidence in this regard, happily, the silly american muddleheads (quoting Nietzsche) think to themselves.............. what is this communist north korean notion: 'letterman' ??? is it the 1 that looks like an I on the back of a jersey in new jersey? or an arabic or 'western' 7 that looks like an L somehow? no, not really we suppose --- it's some big stupid patch that some idiot cow-eater gets in his last year of high school so that he can have his mom sew it onto his high school jacket which he can later use on a young virgin before date-raping her.............. this is 'letterman'......... hence, when you talk to an idiot american, about sports, he cannot ask you something intelligent about basketball, but instead says: did you get your letter?
go ask it the trenton police dept or tom brokaw --- letterman --- give me a break
anyway --- letterman was on tv with his ossie back-up dancers mumbling some crap written by his pothead cronies (writers)........... here's a top ten list: top ten reason letterman and his writers and ossie back up dancers resemble spineless vertebra flapping and swishing around under the (tarred and blackened by oil) oceans: number 10 -- drum-roll -- you get the idea
moving on --- orlando bloom is marrying some ossie from a town not far from where i am now on my road trip (northern nsw) -- according to the ben movie index --- orlando bloom has made only one movie: 'kingdom of heaven' which cannot have been that great as ben hasn't seen it and the poster didn't look so great over........ that was back in 2005 in police state nyc........... another backward place --- see how those two islands: ireland and the other one next to it exports backwardness across the seas.......... orlando bloom may also have played legolas in peter jackson's lord of the rings --- they were pretty good movies to be sure.......
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