Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
do u remember that white skinhead movie 'american history x'
its the one with the bartender woody from cheers who plays a white supremacist skinhead, there's a scene where he gets another guy who he doesn't want to hug and share sporting team cards with becoz his genetic background is african.... he gets the guy, down the barrel of a gun, to put his upper teeth against the lip of a gutter and then stomps his head -- it is a brutal scene -- absolutely horrible
for some reason, could never forget it while walking up and down a flight of stairs to apartment when shandong was home in early 2004... worried that would happen to my teeth if i slipped
for some reason, could never forget it while walking up and down a flight of stairs to apartment when shandong was home in early 2004... worried that would happen to my teeth if i slipped
random crap
u know, one time, around the time of the advent of the euro -- we had a particularly cute friend in paris, heloise... she was dabbling with lesbian-ism -- she was a virgo, and very cute, we were both young, and full of hormones...
the following excerpt is based on a true story:
heloise and the lad from england agreed to a picnic together....
'come on then love, we'll just get scoot over to the supermarket and get some avaocados and cheese, shall we then?'
as the english lad spoke, heloise went through a number of natural, biological reactions: her blood began pumping extra blood to her cheeks where the capilleries dilated, her breaths came in short, labored bursts... her vagina, goodness gracious, its lips parted and began drooling like a starving tornado victim watching a care package drop slowly from the sky on yonder parachute...
somehow, the english lad seemed unaware of it all... he seemed to consider heloise as some kind of english sporting buddy from his croquet team.... he gave her a friendly pat on the shoulder and said, 'fancy we'd like some bangers too heloise!' and tousled her hair
the following excerpt is based on a true story:
heloise and the lad from england agreed to a picnic together....
'come on then love, we'll just get scoot over to the supermarket and get some avaocados and cheese, shall we then?'
as the english lad spoke, heloise went through a number of natural, biological reactions: her blood began pumping extra blood to her cheeks where the capilleries dilated, her breaths came in short, labored bursts... her vagina, goodness gracious, its lips parted and began drooling like a starving tornado victim watching a care package drop slowly from the sky on yonder parachute...
somehow, the english lad seemed unaware of it all... he seemed to consider heloise as some kind of english sporting buddy from his croquet team.... he gave her a friendly pat on the shoulder and said, 'fancy we'd like some bangers too heloise!' and tousled her hair
of tupperguddy and 'one tree hill'
there's a popular tv show called 'one tree hill' -- started watching it inadvertantly for a minute or so, just long enough to carry out my reproductive act duties, really... when after a commercial break, it seemed it was 'one tree hill' -- at first it had a little charm, but then it became apparent it was evil... it was evil becoz it was weak... and as nietzsche said, it's weakness should be encouraged to fail at the first instance, not propped up like socialists in europe prop up their fellow weak OR if 'one tree hill' can survive the challenge and NOT fail at the first instance, it would thereby become stronger, hence 'one tree hill' is a case for 'benji discipline camp' -- merely imagine a 'discipline camp' run by benji and some 'liddle buddy north koreans'....
'drop and give me 20!'
'keep those knees up!'
'you look that? you like having a knee in your gut, bitch! now clean the latrines with your toothbrush, you make me sick!'
moving on:
tupperguddy...... tupperguddy, like pulp fiction, features a case which is locked, however unlike tupperguddy, the pulp fiction suitcase is unlocked with the number 666 -- this is of course the number of the beast from st john's quizzical book of revelations...... you know that christians are schizophrenic, and the more they get emotionally passionate about some biblical nonsense, the crazier it seems, so much so that you watch it like a train wreck: out of morbid fascination......... here's a case in point: some crazy kooky catholics in new york state 'most holy family monastery'.... www.mostholyfamilymonastery.com
they have some dvd called 'creation and miracles past and present' -- some nutcase was handing them out for free the other day on the street.... anyway, in this dvd they actually give a very interesting explanation about what the symbolism for st. john's revelations are about 10 headed dragon and 13 unicorns and all that palavar -- they basically say it is describing the european union -- the way they do it -- they deserve a glass of cordial (kool-aid) and some lamington (some kind of sweet cake) for their efforts
one tree hill and the holy family monastery are stupid - avoid them
'drop and give me 20!'
'keep those knees up!'
'you look that? you like having a knee in your gut, bitch! now clean the latrines with your toothbrush, you make me sick!'
moving on:
tupperguddy...... tupperguddy, like pulp fiction, features a case which is locked, however unlike tupperguddy, the pulp fiction suitcase is unlocked with the number 666 -- this is of course the number of the beast from st john's quizzical book of revelations...... you know that christians are schizophrenic, and the more they get emotionally passionate about some biblical nonsense, the crazier it seems, so much so that you watch it like a train wreck: out of morbid fascination......... here's a case in point: some crazy kooky catholics in new york state 'most holy family monastery'.... www.mostholyfamilymonastery.com
they have some dvd called 'creation and miracles past and present' -- some nutcase was handing them out for free the other day on the street.... anyway, in this dvd they actually give a very interesting explanation about what the symbolism for st. john's revelations are about 10 headed dragon and 13 unicorns and all that palavar -- they basically say it is describing the european union -- the way they do it -- they deserve a glass of cordial (kool-aid) and some lamington (some kind of sweet cake) for their efforts
one tree hill and the holy family monastery are stupid - avoid them
latest taxi shift
some pr guy customer said snoop dogg would be at 'back room' club in kings cross on new year's eve...... only $40 and tickets still available on internet... ben will be working but told my bro about it as our sister is visiting from spain and she might like to go...... her and i are not bffs..... jose said her and him have been busying redecorating marisol's (mim) room....... she spends way too much time there lying down praying to the virgin mary --- and that they probably wouldn't go as are still busy redecorating
then final customer told me he went to onyx concert about half year ago -- after ben mentioned onyx doing pr thing in western sydney....... he said it was right after he got out of prison for a dean month (18) sentence for stealing cars -- which his bro (the taxi hailer) had used for armed robberies... that isn't what you want to hear as a cabbie as you are defenceless against a knife stab to the chest...... but it's potentially better hearing about what nsw jails are like compared to listening to 20-something middle class chicks prattle neverendingly about their freedom loving romps which sound like regurgitated crap from american tv...... dumb hos
it's a pity so much white-collar crime goes unpunished or wrist slapped and guys like the car thief get such long prison sentences... he also mentioned they have to work in prison too
mentioned my 'tupperguddy' story might have been better than all of this year's xmas movie fair however the matt damon movie 'we bought a zoo' (which is we bRought a zoo in australian english) actually looks decent -- very possibly better than tupperguddy
then final customer told me he went to onyx concert about half year ago -- after ben mentioned onyx doing pr thing in western sydney....... he said it was right after he got out of prison for a dean month (18) sentence for stealing cars -- which his bro (the taxi hailer) had used for armed robberies... that isn't what you want to hear as a cabbie as you are defenceless against a knife stab to the chest...... but it's potentially better hearing about what nsw jails are like compared to listening to 20-something middle class chicks prattle neverendingly about their freedom loving romps which sound like regurgitated crap from american tv...... dumb hos
it's a pity so much white-collar crime goes unpunished or wrist slapped and guys like the car thief get such long prison sentences... he also mentioned they have to work in prison too
mentioned my 'tupperguddy' story might have been better than all of this year's xmas movie fair however the matt damon movie 'we bought a zoo' (which is we bRought a zoo in australian english) actually looks decent -- very possibly better than tupperguddy
Thursday, December 29, 2011
back in the saddle
3 month driving suspension over.... one more 11+ hour shift in benji's taxi driving belt...
was wondering: when south park ppl do nasty crap like kyle having his mouth attached to some guy's butthole for a fantasy cartman apple computers product - why wouldn't they put: 'based on a true story' banner on all of those scenes -- that would be funny
was wondering: when south park ppl do nasty crap like kyle having his mouth attached to some guy's butthole for a fantasy cartman apple computers product - why wouldn't they put: 'based on a true story' banner on all of those scenes -- that would be funny
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
of darth mauls
'there's more to heaven and earth than fits your philosophy' (paraphrasing) hamlet to horacio his BFF.... in their world, most people didn't even have a basic awareness of all the nations and cultures that we now have in today's dissected and bisected and triple-checked-through world.... however, in fact, there are SO MANY cultures and languages in today's world, that NO-ONE can even begin to be COGNIZANT of them all... there are just too many to know about... this already gives an astounding set of potentials for possibilities, which are, in fact, played out daily on Earth -- which makes Earth an interesting place.......
take Finland, no-one even knows where the hell their language came from... the 'experts' know that all of europe's languages came from 'somewhere' -- so they call them 'indo-european' because presumably, they originated, like everyone else in europe, from india...... maybe.... but still, no-one knows where the Finnish and Basque languages of Europe are FROM....... studying their etymology, their words, reveals no connections, no relationships.......... nothing - a mystery
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
re-positing what this blog represents
this blog is here to hail quality things --- preferably artistic, but if need be, military or counter-military (terroristic) -- e.g., the 9/11 attacks, while carried out by the boogeyman, were quality attacks as represented by the u.s. govt types/fox news/cnn becoz they represent a killing of 3000 by only 19 people plus alot of collateral damage...... however, it would be argued that this would have caused alot of pain and suffering from iraqis and afghanis -- so whatever...
what we have found, in this blog, is that the americans are suffering from anglo-name-ism or just general weakness, whereby they are creating way too much crappy product in terms of tv/film..... exceptions to this have been outlined such as 'the big bang theory', some 'south park', etc......
other nations are too homosexual to create any television of worth unless you are 100% gay and into jerking off 5 dicks at the same time, including with your mouth and feet, with the exception of China, which occasionally makes good movies like 'crouching tiger, hidden dragon'......
most american tv is weak crap though, more into championing homosexual anglo-saxon-name-bearing-ism than anything else
the u.s. military, is, however, still performing well regardless, a great many of their soldiers being hispanics anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmKGRLjIzVs
there is nothing of quality that the russians do worth mentioning in this blog as we do not delve into digging hot bitches in this blog
this blog posits that western do-gooder lamey types that make up the majority of the western 'press' like reuters, AP, etc are merely alcoholic moslem angry young men who scream 'wallah akbar!' and 'wallah, what not', before knifing you for your nikes
what we have found, in this blog, is that the americans are suffering from anglo-name-ism or just general weakness, whereby they are creating way too much crappy product in terms of tv/film..... exceptions to this have been outlined such as 'the big bang theory', some 'south park', etc......
other nations are too homosexual to create any television of worth unless you are 100% gay and into jerking off 5 dicks at the same time, including with your mouth and feet, with the exception of China, which occasionally makes good movies like 'crouching tiger, hidden dragon'......
most american tv is weak crap though, more into championing homosexual anglo-saxon-name-bearing-ism than anything else
the u.s. military, is, however, still performing well regardless, a great many of their soldiers being hispanics anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmKGRLjIzVs
there is nothing of quality that the russians do worth mentioning in this blog as we do not delve into digging hot bitches in this blog
this blog posits that western do-gooder lamey types that make up the majority of the western 'press' like reuters, AP, etc are merely alcoholic moslem angry young men who scream 'wallah akbar!' and 'wallah, what not', before knifing you for your nikes
movie review: enter the void
'enter the void' presents us with a kind of 'arthouse' movie experience and also like an american movie made in japan..... saying it was 'shot' in japan would imply it had a bigger budget than it probably did...
in any case, this movie presents us with some interesting things, however it is extremely long, like 3 hours long, now while you may have been able to watch, riveted, the entire 6 hours of astronaut saga 'the right stuff' as a kid, it is unlikely you would want to watch the entire 'enter the void'....... also, some of the soundtrack background music is too annoying and intense
the whole movie is very intense and very psychological
basically, some kind of loser scum american kid is in japan working as a drug dealer, his sister, who, like him, had been orphaned, and then separated from him at an early age, and who has also turned out to be scum -- upon re-uniting with her long lost brother, she becomes a go-go dancer/slut... her loser brother switches her on to drugs too
this movie has a great deal that is original and interesting...... not least of all it's use of shots/shotlisting... such as POV (point of view) shots..... it also features alot of behind the head shots which is uncommon in movies and alot of tracking shots walking from here to there, etc..... and alot of its dialog scenes are well done, however the movie uses too few of them and too many psychological flashback scenes and suchlike that have no dialog at all
it also features an interesting premise which is the journey of the Soul after Death in the event of foul play...... it is said (outside of this movie) that when the Soul goes through 'change' or 'death' - if there has been foul play, the Soul will stay behind and try to alert its loved ones
however, the makers of this film have completely perverted that notion by having the Soul stay behind and do that and also witness its sister having sex, getting an abortion (which means, you, the movie viewer can watch some japanese surgeon stick a long metallic tool inside her hairy vagina - no detail is spared -- not even the sight of the bloody fetus afterwards, not something to watch while you are chowing down)......
at the start of the movie we see, before the male american scum guy is killed, we see his psychedelic drug experiences with the movie's unique POV shots
nevertheless, while it features a lot of annoying soundtrack sounds (also too intense), alot of intense colors in the 'mis-en-scen' (that's miz-on-son with an ossie accent, mind you), and too many graphic scenes, sex and abortion.... this movie does have a lot of interesting elements and is very original --- it is also too long:
the viewer does not feel inclined to watch the ending.... speaking of endings, recent movie review 'the ridge' -- that movie had an unusual ending which spoiled some of the things the modest filmmakers had achieved
in any case, this movie presents us with some interesting things, however it is extremely long, like 3 hours long, now while you may have been able to watch, riveted, the entire 6 hours of astronaut saga 'the right stuff' as a kid, it is unlikely you would want to watch the entire 'enter the void'....... also, some of the soundtrack background music is too annoying and intense
the whole movie is very intense and very psychological
basically, some kind of loser scum american kid is in japan working as a drug dealer, his sister, who, like him, had been orphaned, and then separated from him at an early age, and who has also turned out to be scum -- upon re-uniting with her long lost brother, she becomes a go-go dancer/slut... her loser brother switches her on to drugs too
this movie has a great deal that is original and interesting...... not least of all it's use of shots/shotlisting... such as POV (point of view) shots..... it also features alot of behind the head shots which is uncommon in movies and alot of tracking shots walking from here to there, etc..... and alot of its dialog scenes are well done, however the movie uses too few of them and too many psychological flashback scenes and suchlike that have no dialog at all
it also features an interesting premise which is the journey of the Soul after Death in the event of foul play...... it is said (outside of this movie) that when the Soul goes through 'change' or 'death' - if there has been foul play, the Soul will stay behind and try to alert its loved ones
however, the makers of this film have completely perverted that notion by having the Soul stay behind and do that and also witness its sister having sex, getting an abortion (which means, you, the movie viewer can watch some japanese surgeon stick a long metallic tool inside her hairy vagina - no detail is spared -- not even the sight of the bloody fetus afterwards, not something to watch while you are chowing down)......
at the start of the movie we see, before the male american scum guy is killed, we see his psychedelic drug experiences with the movie's unique POV shots
nevertheless, while it features a lot of annoying soundtrack sounds (also too intense), alot of intense colors in the 'mis-en-scen' (that's miz-on-son with an ossie accent, mind you), and too many graphic scenes, sex and abortion.... this movie does have a lot of interesting elements and is very original --- it is also too long:
the viewer does not feel inclined to watch the ending.... speaking of endings, recent movie review 'the ridge' -- that movie had an unusual ending which spoiled some of the things the modest filmmakers had achieved
more on south park
just saw another south park recently -- kyle's mouth is attached to some guy's butthole who is on his knees... another guy's butthole is attached to kyle's butthole... that is just paedophilia... what is wrong with those people?
got so drunk on xmas eve -- couldn't get out of bed on xmas day --- then did like two really solid craps after that and drank loads of water but wasn't till today that most of that water came as of my butthole -- mostly like 1 liter of water with a little feces material... can u believe it just perculated in the large intestine for 2 days while meantime some rock solid shit was coming out.. normally if u binge drink you would immediately have diarrea... disgusting anyway... just like south park
u know what would be good on south parK? it would be good to see an episode where robin williams gets raped by something zany and kooky - maybe like a zebra or sthmg eg., on a safari in africa........ and maybe have like nichole kidman play some screaming tennis player that makes people's heads explode by screaming so loudly after serving/hitting the ball -- why wouldn't the south park perverts just jump to do that and make that happen asap? maybe email the benji when it's all done and ready?
got so drunk on xmas eve -- couldn't get out of bed on xmas day --- then did like two really solid craps after that and drank loads of water but wasn't till today that most of that water came as of my butthole -- mostly like 1 liter of water with a little feces material... can u believe it just perculated in the large intestine for 2 days while meantime some rock solid shit was coming out.. normally if u binge drink you would immediately have diarrea... disgusting anyway... just like south park
u know what would be good on south parK? it would be good to see an episode where robin williams gets raped by something zany and kooky - maybe like a zebra or sthmg eg., on a safari in africa........ and maybe have like nichole kidman play some screaming tennis player that makes people's heads explode by screaming so loudly after serving/hitting the ball -- why wouldn't the south park perverts just jump to do that and make that happen asap? maybe email the benji when it's all done and ready?
Sunday, December 25, 2011
---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---
well, if you've seen any of this blog, you realize it's just a disjointed bunch of rambling crap....... more mundane and irrelevant than disturbing....... just a lame pathetic stream of consciousness, a Bangladesh of a blog instead of a muscular western european economy of a blog... but now, putting aside considerations of film-making technique like shotlisting, and dumb anti-english murmurings and pseudo-gay murmurings of great classical music composers of the past, without any further ado, we present you with:
a christmas story(R) (note: R is for Recommended)
and you can probably be sure that this story will be better than any of this years christmas movies...........
---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, on a different planet in fact, in a different galaxy, in a completely different solar system, their lived a bi-pedal creature named Tupperguddy.....
one day, Tupperguddy found a container... no-one in his world Plooperville, had ever seen such a container, in fact, the Ploopervillians (not villains or vaillins but villians) were a bi-pedal folk who mostly eschewed possessions, occasionally using something akin to a banana leaf to cover various body parts, mostly for protection against cold winds and rains and the like...
Tupperguddy carried the unusual find, the wooden container with a lock on it, around town, looking baffled at his fellow bi-pedal folk, giving them quizzical stares, as if to say, 'what am i to do with this strange object?'.... the people, typically responded by blurting: 'Tupperguddy!' and carrying on with their business.... the society had no such hierarchy wherein there were village elders or chiefs or any kind of leader where Tupperguddy could take his little wooden container with its lock in it....
therefore Tupperguddy merely continued to carry his little wooden container with its lock on it (it was locked) around town, to and fro, wherein the people said to him, 'Tupperguddy!', in booming, assured voices, merely piping his name to him, as it were, and carried on with their business
end of chapter one of ---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---
now see how this silly little story is already better than this year's christmas movies? movies like 'puss in boots' and 'new year's eve' and whatever else is out there, you can bet your bottom dollar that ---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge--- is better than that, took 5000 less people to produce and 100 million dollars less to make! so there you have it! Tupperguddy!
a christmas story(R) (note: R is for Recommended)
and you can probably be sure that this story will be better than any of this years christmas movies...........
---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, on a different planet in fact, in a different galaxy, in a completely different solar system, their lived a bi-pedal creature named Tupperguddy.....
one day, Tupperguddy found a container... no-one in his world Plooperville, had ever seen such a container, in fact, the Ploopervillians (not villains or vaillins but villians) were a bi-pedal folk who mostly eschewed possessions, occasionally using something akin to a banana leaf to cover various body parts, mostly for protection against cold winds and rains and the like...
Tupperguddy carried the unusual find, the wooden container with a lock on it, around town, looking baffled at his fellow bi-pedal folk, giving them quizzical stares, as if to say, 'what am i to do with this strange object?'.... the people, typically responded by blurting: 'Tupperguddy!' and carrying on with their business.... the society had no such hierarchy wherein there were village elders or chiefs or any kind of leader where Tupperguddy could take his little wooden container with its lock in it....
therefore Tupperguddy merely continued to carry his little wooden container with its lock on it (it was locked) around town, to and fro, wherein the people said to him, 'Tupperguddy!', in booming, assured voices, merely piping his name to him, as it were, and carried on with their business
end of chapter one of ---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge---
now see how this silly little story is already better than this year's christmas movies? movies like 'puss in boots' and 'new year's eve' and whatever else is out there, you can bet your bottom dollar that ---Tupperguddy, the adventure's edge--- is better than that, took 5000 less people to produce and 100 million dollars less to make! so there you have it! Tupperguddy!
Saturday, December 24, 2011
(nerdish) parameters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A (rihanna: rude boy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJHtgJjaA3I (Star Wars: Episode VI - Battle Of Endor (Death Star Assault)
let A = B+3 = x where x>5
___
c^2
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY&ob=av2e (<5 but >4)
then http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqL1BLzn3qc&ob=av2e （《2部〉4，æ—¥æ ¼？？）
i know what you're thinking buddy: 'that's all good and well, but i don't have a spare spaceship to knock the Death Star out with'...
you have a boom box, iTunes to download all your favorite Rhianna songs with, and youtube clips too, but no Spaceship to take down the Death Star and you WANT to take that Death-Star down...
that's what China is for buddy, let's go there...
okay, so you've landed ANYWHERE in China, what do you observe:
a) the air is polluted and the environment is hella polluted, way beyond anywhere else
b) everything like cigarettes and alcohol, coca-cola and McDonalds and KFC are dirt cheap...
okay, that's great, what China will help you do and get all your CHI and stick it in a bag labelled 'whatever'.... just keep on going doing whatever there, just being, your CHI will end up in a bag labelled 'CHI' (or whatever you call it).... just keep on keeping on there and that's what you'll end up with............ now fly to California and find the HOLLYWOOD sign...... have a russian girl (100% russian) take you to the 'H' in HOLLYWOOD and bury your CHI bag there... should take you about an hour or so..... now flee when you're ready... could take a month to a year to be ready to flee but when you're ready to flee... just flee -- you won't have any CHI, only a bunch of crap in your brain.... after fleeing you'll realize you have been left with nothing but a bunch of useless crap and you'll have to look to wherever you've gone for something else
if, dude, you've been successful after all these measures, you should be able to listen to the blues brothers, rawhide, on your personal sound system, presuming your earphones are any good...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5N35kQAPv0 (blues brothers, rawhide)
but just remember buddy, while you've been goofing off, someone's been out there fighting a war 'for yo' arse'....
(just have a look! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmKGRLjIzVs ) did you see them miss a shot while you were goofing off buddy??? just drink some coke and do whatever; silly pants!)
a Mary car* (* pronounced ca)
okay, don't wet your pants in anticipatory excitement, just yet, but my new song: a Mary car* (* pronounced ca) will be very similar to this simple copy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
back-tracking
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pMrE0LNSdg&feature=fvwrel (greatest 80s movie of all times: the wanderers)
(excerpt from teh [sic] Benji's blog January 28, 2010 - approx. 1 year ago)
after an hour or so of flying, Beethoven had come to from his Nitrate-infused forced-unconsciousness that Mozart had brought on unbeknownst to Beethoven...
'gee, must have fallen asleep, must have been tired, what time is it?' asked Beethoven...
'look outside, the sun is setting - we're flying over the Atlantic over the Canary Islands,' answered Mozart, 'i've prepared something for you to eat -- come and join me...'
Beethoven read the words from the television screens and moved over to sit across from Mozart... 'this will be a lot tastier than what you've been eating lately...' said Mozart and passed some utensils over to Beethoven wrapped in a clean, elegant cloth ...
as Beethoven started chowing down on the excellent food, a question arose in his mind, again, Mozart must have seen it coming a mile away...
'how do u know i'm the real Mozart?' asked Mozart pre-emptively as Beethoven read the words on the screens about him...
Beethoven nodded his head.....
'check this out,' said Mozart, and had some music by Pearl Jam play on his audio-visual system... 'rats'... said Mozart... 'also what you've been eating lately...' added Mozart with a laugh... over the sound system played the Pearl Jam song and on other screens a program Mozart had been playing with showed all of the music written out musically along with a cheesy bouncing ball indicating the passage of the song for Beethoven's deaf benefit....
'now watch my Mozart-i-fied version,' said Mozart and now Mozart could hear his new Roccoco-fied, uniquely Mozart-ian version of the Pearl Jam song complete with sophisticated sopranos and tenors hitting notes that could awaken unused parts of the human brain, trumpets and trombones triumphing -- violins and violas and cellos competing in harmonious unison as only Mozart could make them do.... Beethoven read the music for the new and improved Mozart version and his doubts were dispelled.... that unique style that he had heard as a little kid and harkened to was right there in black and white.......'
food sure was better than the rats of the previous days....
'so what's with all this?' asked Beethoven, who couldn't even hear his own voice anymore -- indicating the boxing gloves, the jet -- 'the 21st century?' asked Beethoven -- how did all this come to be?
'this is all a ruse to make lots of money, if you haven't figured it out already, these are a time of talentless and stupid people, writing music in these times won't guarantee you any income.... art, film, literature, the movies... it's all non-sensical trash,' said Mozart, 'that's no way to make money in the 21st century... the boxing matches are a freak-show that can briefly entertain some of the idiot drone masses out there and turn a very pretty dollar if we rig the fights and know who and what to bet for... but that's a short term view to accumulating wealth... after that, I want you to go into business with me...'
'write music together?' asked Beethoven flattered.
'You haven't been listening to a word you've seen represented from vibrations emanating from my voice through this wonderful voice to text software.... the future is in technology and finance... we should become investment bankers and multiply our wealth --- gold is down now as the markets are feeling less chicken -- it's a great time to buy -- precious metals are still a commodity that can make us a fortune -- we'll allocate 7% of our funds on govt. bonds trading.... 10% for the Shanghai stock market....'
on and on went Mozart, about the numerous ways to double, triple and quadriple investments, all legally, how to avoid paying tax legally and avoid criminal prosecution by avoiding situations like the upcoming fight with Rhianna and the inside betting.... derivatives, bonds, hedge funds... Mozart couldn't stop talking about finance and was initiating Beethoven in the intricacies of speculation in the global financial markets.... and we'll go 50/50 right down the middle Beethoven, only remember to knock that Frauline out cold in the 6th round....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A (rhianna: rude boy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMP6jx6fXMM (他国打点耷)
(excerpt from teh [sic] Benji's blog January 28, 2010 - approx. 1 year ago)
after an hour or so of flying, Beethoven had come to from his Nitrate-infused forced-unconsciousness that Mozart had brought on unbeknownst to Beethoven...
'gee, must have fallen asleep, must have been tired, what time is it?' asked Beethoven...
'look outside, the sun is setting - we're flying over the Atlantic over the Canary Islands,' answered Mozart, 'i've prepared something for you to eat -- come and join me...'
Beethoven read the words from the television screens and moved over to sit across from Mozart... 'this will be a lot tastier than what you've been eating lately...' said Mozart and passed some utensils over to Beethoven wrapped in a clean, elegant cloth ...
as Beethoven started chowing down on the excellent food, a question arose in his mind, again, Mozart must have seen it coming a mile away...
'how do u know i'm the real Mozart?' asked Mozart pre-emptively as Beethoven read the words on the screens about him...
Beethoven nodded his head.....
'check this out,' said Mozart, and had some music by Pearl Jam play on his audio-visual system... 'rats'... said Mozart... 'also what you've been eating lately...' added Mozart with a laugh... over the sound system played the Pearl Jam song and on other screens a program Mozart had been playing with showed all of the music written out musically along with a cheesy bouncing ball indicating the passage of the song for Beethoven's deaf benefit....
'now watch my Mozart-i-fied version,' said Mozart and now Mozart could hear his new Roccoco-fied, uniquely Mozart-ian version of the Pearl Jam song complete with sophisticated sopranos and tenors hitting notes that could awaken unused parts of the human brain, trumpets and trombones triumphing -- violins and violas and cellos competing in harmonious unison as only Mozart could make them do.... Beethoven read the music for the new and improved Mozart version and his doubts were dispelled.... that unique style that he had heard as a little kid and harkened to was right there in black and white.......'
food sure was better than the rats of the previous days....
'so what's with all this?' asked Beethoven, who couldn't even hear his own voice anymore -- indicating the boxing gloves, the jet -- 'the 21st century?' asked Beethoven -- how did all this come to be?
'this is all a ruse to make lots of money, if you haven't figured it out already, these are a time of talentless and stupid people, writing music in these times won't guarantee you any income.... art, film, literature, the movies... it's all non-sensical trash,' said Mozart, 'that's no way to make money in the 21st century... the boxing matches are a freak-show that can briefly entertain some of the idiot drone masses out there and turn a very pretty dollar if we rig the fights and know who and what to bet for... but that's a short term view to accumulating wealth... after that, I want you to go into business with me...'
'write music together?' asked Beethoven flattered.
'You haven't been listening to a word you've seen represented from vibrations emanating from my voice through this wonderful voice to text software.... the future is in technology and finance... we should become investment bankers and multiply our wealth --- gold is down now as the markets are feeling less chicken -- it's a great time to buy -- precious metals are still a commodity that can make us a fortune -- we'll allocate 7% of our funds on govt. bonds trading.... 10% for the Shanghai stock market....'
on and on went Mozart, about the numerous ways to double, triple and quadriple investments, all legally, how to avoid paying tax legally and avoid criminal prosecution by avoiding situations like the upcoming fight with Rhianna and the inside betting.... derivatives, bonds, hedge funds... Mozart couldn't stop talking about finance and was initiating Beethoven in the intricacies of speculation in the global financial markets.... and we'll go 50/50 right down the middle Beethoven, only remember to knock that Frauline out cold in the 6th round....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82VE8UtW8A (rhianna: rude boy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMP6jx6fXMM (他国打点耷)
pearl jam to mozart
this was very nerdy... but going back almost a year now... to new zealand... we should remember the 'allusion' from the pearl jam song 'rats' to any (ANY) mozartian opera with it's amazing and astounding singing.... let's return to that theme now:
here is Pearl Jam's song: 'RATS' -- a non-whiney song as per Pearl Jam's typical song (as alluded to recently in the Judge Judy blogs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOf1awNHmf8
to go to a Mozartian opera now, to draw an analogy, without resorting to any greater drug than nicotine or money, we go to the marriage of figaro or the magic flute (without resorting to the sitcom, the big bang theory)...
i know what you are thinking you dumb stupid bastard!!!!: you are thinking: try topping the Queen of the Night aria from the Magic Flute!... already you are raising your hands and holding your head in superior delight thinking that that is better than Pearl Jam's 'Rats' ha ha!
think again foolish mortal!!!!
listen again to Pearl Jam's 'Rats'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOf1awNHmf8
imagine it now with Mozartian background sopranos (as outlined over a year ago now)
here is Pearl Jam's song: 'RATS' -- a non-whiney song as per Pearl Jam's typical song (as alluded to recently in the Judge Judy blogs)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOf1awNHmf8
to go to a Mozartian opera now, to draw an analogy, without resorting to any greater drug than nicotine or money, we go to the marriage of figaro or the magic flute (without resorting to the sitcom, the big bang theory)...
i know what you are thinking you dumb stupid bastard!!!!: you are thinking: try topping the Queen of the Night aria from the Magic Flute!... already you are raising your hands and holding your head in superior delight thinking that that is better than Pearl Jam's 'Rats' ha ha!
think again foolish mortal!!!!
listen again to Pearl Jam's 'Rats'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOf1awNHmf8
imagine it now with Mozartian background sopranos (as outlined over a year ago now)
Unite Ted: States of a Mary car*" (*pronounced: ca)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to-jCxxX-sM (gypsy kings: djobi djoba)
this is an appropriate time to discuss the Benji's hair-style...
later we will post the Benji's Song: A Mary-car* (*pronounced: ca) f*ck yeah
the Benji's hair-style recently had a change... there was a zone which was dread-locked which needed pruning.... if you imagine planet Earth as your skull or cranium with Greenland as a dread-lock centred-zone as you look at the Pole Star with your eyes scanning the Big Bear zone of Stars.... that big-arse dreadlock... lop it off! -- then tie it up on a little separate pony tail... and imagine where the Aurora Borealis is way back behind your head, a little Aurora Borealis there, lop that off!
that's two elastic bands to tie up your 2 little pony tails... stand-by for explicatory photograph! and also a very big and solemn question: how Russia did you Goof so Horribly?
Friday, December 23, 2011
movie time with the benji
well it turns out Auburn also has $2 dvds... the clear winner has been 'plane dead' -- this is an excellent killer zombie movie set on a flight from LA to Paris, made or released in 2006... now if this movie had been playing in cinemas in america in 2005, the writer may have been inspired to live out his life in a different way and history today would look different, however, the creators were not a year extra ahead of their time in this respect... nevertheless, an outstanding killer zombie movie, marvellous
next we have 2004's 'the ridge' -- a low budget horror movie -- has just started -- looks okay... then we had 'death and texas' about some football player that is found guilty of killing someone during a robbery, it was total crap...... however we also had 'defcon4' a canadian movie from 1985 featuring music by vivaldi....... this was NOT a bad movie......
next we have 2004's 'the ridge' -- a low budget horror movie -- has just started -- looks okay... then we had 'death and texas' about some football player that is found guilty of killing someone during a robbery, it was total crap...... however we also had 'defcon4' a canadian movie from 1985 featuring music by vivaldi....... this was NOT a bad movie......
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
random stuff like 9/11 conspiracy stuff and south parkey stuff
9/11 conspiracy stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-Mt7gr2EQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvay28lZiHU
south parkey stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK0Vo-rK1dM&feature=related
here we see that jedi mind tricks do not work on taidarians or whatever they are -- watch out for that if you're a jedi and dealing with a taidarian....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgZwYi9zwrw
hey and if all of the above isn't enough of an audio-visual feast for you, check out the calendar: you see a date, right? that means it's time to get out the moisturizing cream and 'go out' on that date (whatever it is) -- you know, just you, yourself... and your little reproductive organ.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE&ob=av2e
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-Mt7gr2EQ&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvay28lZiHU
south parkey stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK0Vo-rK1dM&feature=related
here we see that jedi mind tricks do not work on taidarians or whatever they are -- watch out for that if you're a jedi and dealing with a taidarian....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgZwYi9zwrw
hey and if all of the above isn't enough of an audio-visual feast for you, check out the calendar: you see a date, right? that means it's time to get out the moisturizing cream and 'go out' on that date (whatever it is) -- you know, just you, yourself... and your little reproductive organ.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE&ob=av2e
the BIG BANG THEORY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROllcRNrGI4
finally, you decide that the Hollywood sitcome: the BIG BANG THEORY, has outclassed you enough, you do not have enough talent to challenge them so you decide to poison them with a litre (pronounced 'leader') of industrial strength DRAIN-O....
then you will get the idiot victim 'the BIG BANG THEORY' to create the greatest techno album man has ever heard, and you will take credit for it and revel in the glory, mwa ha ha ha ha, finally: victory is yours!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs&ob=av2n
finally, you decide that the Hollywood sitcome: the BIG BANG THEORY, has outclassed you enough, you do not have enough talent to challenge them so you decide to poison them with a litre (pronounced 'leader') of industrial strength DRAIN-O....
then you will get the idiot victim 'the BIG BANG THEORY' to create the greatest techno album man has ever heard, and you will take credit for it and revel in the glory, mwa ha ha ha ha, finally: victory is yours!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs&ob=av2n
Monday, December 19, 2011
the BIG BANG THEORY
WATCHING the hilarious and heart-warming sitcom, 'the BIG BANG THEORY' you become dazzled with admiration, but at the same time, gnawed by jealousy and irked by the insurmountable obstacle of comedic excellence that they challenge you with, so that finally, you begin to hatch a plot to thwart them, you invite the 'BIG BANG THEORY'S' wife to your home to learn more about whatever it is 'THE BIG BANG THEORY' sitcom is cooking up in store for us... you, Salieri, will thwart 'the BIG BANG THEORY' -- you will crush God's happy creation once and for all!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmJ-5MijLU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvmJ-5MijLU
Friday, December 16, 2011
the BIG BANG THEORY
HAVE you ever heard of the classical guitarist that was so impressed by some virtuoso, he decided to cut his own hand off... if you've ever held a handycam, or written a comedy series, that is how you might feel after seeing 'the BIG BANG THEORY'
or, like the writer, you might feel like Salieri, hearing the 'voice of God'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGSzeHKgHfI
if you've been deluding yourself with some dumb blog, thinking that it will be great only posthumously, thus explaining your own obscurity, watching 'the BIG BANG THEORY' will cure you of your delusions...
if you can overcome your jealousy, and shame at your own impotence and incompetence... then watch 'the BIG BANG THEORY' and imagine you are a classical composer from the 18th century (even the one and only Mozart)... imagine yourself wearing frilly collars around your wrists, and a cool wig, like Thomas Jefferson wore, and literally strutting, filled with inner fire as the guardian of some priceless magnificent talent, strutting with your elbows out slightly, about to stand up in front of an orchestra and throw your hands around for an hour listening to the greatest music ever created and then strut off to mind-numbing applause... feeling sick (but sick in a good way)
or be evil, plot the murders of the cast and crew of 'the BIG BANG THEORY' -- whatever makes you happy
if you decide to impersonate 18th century composers you might like to watch George C. Scott's movie 'the whipping boy' and imitate the appearance and gestures of the handsome king (he is very handsome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGWVBO1peX8
or, like the writer, you might feel like Salieri, hearing the 'voice of God'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGSzeHKgHfI
if you've been deluding yourself with some dumb blog, thinking that it will be great only posthumously, thus explaining your own obscurity, watching 'the BIG BANG THEORY' will cure you of your delusions...
if you can overcome your jealousy, and shame at your own impotence and incompetence... then watch 'the BIG BANG THEORY' and imagine you are a classical composer from the 18th century (even the one and only Mozart)... imagine yourself wearing frilly collars around your wrists, and a cool wig, like Thomas Jefferson wore, and literally strutting, filled with inner fire as the guardian of some priceless magnificent talent, strutting with your elbows out slightly, about to stand up in front of an orchestra and throw your hands around for an hour listening to the greatest music ever created and then strut off to mind-numbing applause... feeling sick (but sick in a good way)
or be evil, plot the murders of the cast and crew of 'the BIG BANG THEORY' -- whatever makes you happy
if you decide to impersonate 18th century composers you might like to watch George C. Scott's movie 'the whipping boy' and imitate the appearance and gestures of the handsome king (he is very handsome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGWVBO1peX8
Thursday, December 15, 2011
today's essay: THE BIGGEST LOSER
today's essay question is: 'the biggest loser'... what is a loser? what is conquest?
generally, some people suppose that 'happiness' and 'strength' are the winningest traits....
however, being a winner, really, is about being positive... certain tests, certain karma, necessarily involves
suffering and discomfort... take our brother Jesus being crucified by the romans... this is a very painful experience...
does it make Jesus a loser if he chooses to go along with it to demonstrate his 'turn the other cheek' principle? no...
if you are lacking, or without, or going through an ordeal, or a trial, or suffering from cancer, or some disease, does this make you a loser?
having or not having, winning or losing, doesn't necessarily make you a loser... what makes you a loser is being negative... and what makes you a winner, is being positive
by putting a positive spin on exceedingly challenging circumstances, you are winning..... by creating poison by constant negativity, by habit, wilfulness, stupidity or whatever, you are being a loser
some people may say to you: in life there are no winners and losers, only winners, because everybody is evolving... this is true...... but anyway, the people who are excessively negative are massive losers anyway, whether they are rich or poor, pretty or ugly, educated or superstitious...
therefore, if people are poor in africa and india, are they losers for this? no... if someone is washing their own clothes everyday while you are spending the same time eating processed and processed again artificial foods that will end up giving you cancer along with your neverending lack of exercise and your constant playing computer games and gossiping all day long at your so-called job -- you are actually the loser, and the poor guy in india washing his own clothes is the winner -- if he has positivity in his heart --- even if you have positivity in your heart, you are too bourgois and stupid to be a winner
and this brings us to the ultimate loser: the creation of the russian....... the russian, the self-recognized arch-scumbag of the planet, has delighted only in one thing in the 20th century: creating and inflicting the worst kind of misery out of sheer spite.... this has been the true joy of the russians, and if their empire was evil, this was why....... and then we come to their victims: the glorious soviets of eastern europe and asia.... the nations under the 'soviet umbrella'......... these people are, without question, in every respect, the biggest losers the Earth has ever known
if you are winning a basketball game by 100 points and there are 2 seconds left on the clock, the only way you could lose it would be by handing the reigns over to the losers of eastern europe (for the eastern europeans embody, in every respect, the complete and utter idealization of the utter biggest loser --- they know this too, in their pathetic hearts - and they have only russia to thank for this, who in turn, delights in their misery and pathetic-ness)
how would you lose that basketball game? the eastern europeans would bribe the sign-point-system guy... all kinds of people, to make a dollar any way possible except through honest hard work
take a bow eastern european commie: you are the biggest loser on the face of the planet (and it's not becoz you're broke, either!)
generally, some people suppose that 'happiness' and 'strength' are the winningest traits....
however, being a winner, really, is about being positive... certain tests, certain karma, necessarily involves
suffering and discomfort... take our brother Jesus being crucified by the romans... this is a very painful experience...
does it make Jesus a loser if he chooses to go along with it to demonstrate his 'turn the other cheek' principle? no...
if you are lacking, or without, or going through an ordeal, or a trial, or suffering from cancer, or some disease, does this make you a loser?
having or not having, winning or losing, doesn't necessarily make you a loser... what makes you a loser is being negative... and what makes you a winner, is being positive
by putting a positive spin on exceedingly challenging circumstances, you are winning..... by creating poison by constant negativity, by habit, wilfulness, stupidity or whatever, you are being a loser
some people may say to you: in life there are no winners and losers, only winners, because everybody is evolving... this is true...... but anyway, the people who are excessively negative are massive losers anyway, whether they are rich or poor, pretty or ugly, educated or superstitious...
therefore, if people are poor in africa and india, are they losers for this? no... if someone is washing their own clothes everyday while you are spending the same time eating processed and processed again artificial foods that will end up giving you cancer along with your neverending lack of exercise and your constant playing computer games and gossiping all day long at your so-called job -- you are actually the loser, and the poor guy in india washing his own clothes is the winner -- if he has positivity in his heart --- even if you have positivity in your heart, you are too bourgois and stupid to be a winner
and this brings us to the ultimate loser: the creation of the russian....... the russian, the self-recognized arch-scumbag of the planet, has delighted only in one thing in the 20th century: creating and inflicting the worst kind of misery out of sheer spite.... this has been the true joy of the russians, and if their empire was evil, this was why....... and then we come to their victims: the glorious soviets of eastern europe and asia.... the nations under the 'soviet umbrella'......... these people are, without question, in every respect, the biggest losers the Earth has ever known
if you are winning a basketball game by 100 points and there are 2 seconds left on the clock, the only way you could lose it would be by handing the reigns over to the losers of eastern europe (for the eastern europeans embody, in every respect, the complete and utter idealization of the utter biggest loser --- they know this too, in their pathetic hearts - and they have only russia to thank for this, who in turn, delights in their misery and pathetic-ness)
how would you lose that basketball game? the eastern europeans would bribe the sign-point-system guy... all kinds of people, to make a dollar any way possible except through honest hard work
take a bow eastern european commie: you are the biggest loser on the face of the planet (and it's not becoz you're broke, either!)
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
couple of movand ies seen of late
well in mount druitt -- hometown area of western sydney -- at the local mall which is pretty big -- there's one of those $2 stores and they have a bin laden with $2 dvds... some of them are pretty good movies and kind of arthousy stuff that you wouldn't necessarily find at blockbuster with all the adverts there and numbers and marketing and such --- there was one movie made in 2004 with kelsey grammar from frasier and some high school kids that get involved in some stabbing or some crap like that and then some other movie some kid that was in 'spy kids' or something and he plays some kid whose lies all turn true and such like -- it was made in 2007 - 'full of it' or something like that......... they were entertaining movies....
welll it's 7pm here but the sun is still high up -- however this summer has been the coldest by far in my 25 summers in sydney and one of the coldest, if not the coldest ever, statistically speaking, on record...... some people say it's natural stuff like the earth changing on its axis, but at the risk of sounding boring - if you burn half of the world's supply of petroleum and a very big proportion of its coal -- that's what you can expect...
moving on.... expect a gay love fling in the next instalment of Judge Judy fantasy....
oh yeah, watching that movie with kelsey grammar... reminded the benji of meeting some young people like early 20s - mid 20s (maybe the one in LA was older).... in NYC (long distance freight train hopppers) and LA (one dude) --- both times, with months in china behind them... like a background... you feel the people's energy and you see they have their 'neters' (like in 'her-bak') - - the energy of their own country/nation wherever they've been..... it's hard to get on the same page with them in a sense coz you feel also your background was like in china at the time -- hard to explain...... everything is in the mind... memories... what you recall -- your beliefs
remember going on a bikeride in china one time through fields..... you know that feeling where you know there's nothing to strive for, nothing to yearn about, nothing is gonna get paused or missed or skipped and there's that deep down needlessness to worry beneath it all -- that's not even an aspect of a person or people...... ?
welll it's 7pm here but the sun is still high up -- however this summer has been the coldest by far in my 25 summers in sydney and one of the coldest, if not the coldest ever, statistically speaking, on record...... some people say it's natural stuff like the earth changing on its axis, but at the risk of sounding boring - if you burn half of the world's supply of petroleum and a very big proportion of its coal -- that's what you can expect...
moving on.... expect a gay love fling in the next instalment of Judge Judy fantasy....
oh yeah, watching that movie with kelsey grammar... reminded the benji of meeting some young people like early 20s - mid 20s (maybe the one in LA was older).... in NYC (long distance freight train hopppers) and LA (one dude) --- both times, with months in china behind them... like a background... you feel the people's energy and you see they have their 'neters' (like in 'her-bak') - - the energy of their own country/nation wherever they've been..... it's hard to get on the same page with them in a sense coz you feel also your background was like in china at the time -- hard to explain...... everything is in the mind... memories... what you recall -- your beliefs
remember going on a bikeride in china one time through fields..... you know that feeling where you know there's nothing to strive for, nothing to yearn about, nothing is gonna get paused or missed or skipped and there's that deep down needlessness to worry beneath it all -- that's not even an aspect of a person or people...... ?
Sunday, December 11, 2011
D'Judge Jewdie
Judge Judy: the people call musical group Pearl Jam to the stand
Benji: what's wrong with you people? why don't you lighten up a little bit? is that how
much it rains where you're from? why don't you sing something cheerful for once?
what do you want, your following to start slashing their wrists or something
Judge Judy: stupid hippies, get out of my courtroom -- this is my playground you're sullying
Benji: go sing sunshine, lollypops and rainbows and take a vicaden or some tablet or pill
or something -- try cracking a joke or something -- frowny pants!
Judge Judy: next case is jimi hendrix versus his dentist
Benji: Hendrix you've been playing your guitar with your teeth --- you're really stinking
the place up, when's the last time you had a shower buddy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Z7LR8Z9_o&feature=related (jimi hendrix - all along the watchtower)
Judge Judy: next case, the people versus the King
Elvis: thank you ma'am, thank you very much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw&ob=av2e (elvis presley, a little less conversation)
Judge Benji: is that true bitch? you said you thought U2's Bono actually had a dick??? r
you fucking insane? answer the question
Judge Judy: answer motherfucker!
Judge Benji: just get out... nice song though... what's the next case Judy darling?
Judge Judy: funnyman robin williams versus the democratically elected leader of the British and their tourism agency AGAS... mr cameron sir, did you Aborigines of Germany fail to provide mr. williams with a proper holiday?
Judge Benji: wait, what does Mr. Williams say?
Robin Williams: well while down under i was supposed to see the giant dick'ead and massive
wanka monuments and i given a brochure your honor that showed some caves
with red cool-aid simulating blood raining from the roof which was meant
to simulate a bloody cunt your honor
Judge Benji: it sounds very sexualized, why didn't you just got on a hot-air balloon
tour
Robin Williams: you mean like a giant arsehole hot-air balloon where the gas burner is like
an arsehole farting?
Judge Benji: you some kind of a pervert boy?
Judge Judy: answer the question you disgusting fucking pervert!
Judge Benji: next case the fishies of the world's oceans versus Conan O'Brien
Judge Judy: you make me sick....
Judge Benji: uh, i feel diseased just being around it, get it off me, get it off me
--- dirty disgusting fucking animal
Judge Judy: you're a sick piece of shit O'Brien, i hope you fucking rot in hell
http://news.yahoo.com/insight-day-europe-lost-patience-britain-111034956.html;_ylt=AoRKmznRhpcixBwOsJGtLED79XQA;_ylu=X3oDMTRvZGt2M3VuBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwMwZTNmY2VhZS1lMWU3LTMxMjUtYTY0OC05NzEyOGEwZjg3MTcEcG9zAzkEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDY2MxYTdkOTAtMjQ0Zi0xMWUxLThhNGQtZGUyMmQ0MzljYzZl;_ylg=X3oDMTJ2NjJ0NTUwBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDODNkMmY5MDQtNzMxYy0zY2RjLWIzYTctOThhMWFlY2QwNzI2BHBzdGNhdANzcG9ydHMEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdlBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
Benji: what's wrong with you people? why don't you lighten up a little bit? is that how
much it rains where you're from? why don't you sing something cheerful for once?
what do you want, your following to start slashing their wrists or something
Judge Judy: stupid hippies, get out of my courtroom -- this is my playground you're sullying
Benji: go sing sunshine, lollypops and rainbows and take a vicaden or some tablet or pill
or something -- try cracking a joke or something -- frowny pants!
Judge Judy: next case is jimi hendrix versus his dentist
Benji: Hendrix you've been playing your guitar with your teeth --- you're really stinking
the place up, when's the last time you had a shower buddy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Z7LR8Z9_o&feature=related (jimi hendrix - all along the watchtower)
Judge Judy: next case, the people versus the King
Elvis: thank you ma'am, thank you very much
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1_6F-nCaw&ob=av2e (elvis presley, a little less conversation)
Judge Benji: is that true bitch? you said you thought U2's Bono actually had a dick??? r
you fucking insane? answer the question
Judge Judy: answer motherfucker!
Judge Benji: just get out... nice song though... what's the next case Judy darling?
Judge Judy: funnyman robin williams versus the democratically elected leader of the British and their tourism agency AGAS... mr cameron sir, did you Aborigines of Germany fail to provide mr. williams with a proper holiday?
Judge Benji: wait, what does Mr. Williams say?
Robin Williams: well while down under i was supposed to see the giant dick'ead and massive
wanka monuments and i given a brochure your honor that showed some caves
with red cool-aid simulating blood raining from the roof which was meant
to simulate a bloody cunt your honor
Judge Benji: it sounds very sexualized, why didn't you just got on a hot-air balloon
tour
Robin Williams: you mean like a giant arsehole hot-air balloon where the gas burner is like
an arsehole farting?
Judge Benji: you some kind of a pervert boy?
Judge Judy: answer the question you disgusting fucking pervert!
Judge Benji: next case the fishies of the world's oceans versus Conan O'Brien
Judge Judy: you make me sick....
Judge Benji: uh, i feel diseased just being around it, get it off me, get it off me
--- dirty disgusting fucking animal
Judge Judy: you're a sick piece of shit O'Brien, i hope you fucking rot in hell
http://news.yahoo.com/insight-day-europe-lost-patience-britain-111034956.html;_ylt=AoRKmznRhpcixBwOsJGtLED79XQA;_ylu=X3oDMTRvZGt2M3VuBGNjb2RlA2dtcHRvcDEwMDBwb29sd2lraXVwcmVzdARtaXQDTmV3cyBmb3IgeW91BHBrZwMwZTNmY2VhZS1lMWU3LTMxMjUtYTY0OC05NzEyOGEwZjg3MTcEcG9zAzkEc2VjA25ld3NfZm9yX3lvdQR2ZXIDY2MxYTdkOTAtMjQ0Zi0xMWUxLThhNGQtZGUyMmQ0MzljYzZl;_ylg=X3oDMTJ2NjJ0NTUwBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDODNkMmY5MDQtNzMxYy0zY2RjLWIzYTctOThhMWFlY2QwNzI2BHBzdGNhdANzcG9ydHMEcHQDc3RvcnlwYWdlBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
Zdudge Judy............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH57MnJIjkc (Judge Judy, the loveable, judgemental megalomaniac)
Judge Judy; Benji, wake up, here's a case you're gonna like: NWA - niggaz with attitude versus
NWA - northwest airlines.... wake up
Benji: huh? what? where am i? ask the aliens what they want, if they're willing to
communicate.... microwave... microwave....... melt the cheese..... tuna
snapper...... (snores)...... wake me up for the pearl jam case... try to
keep the noise down.... (snores more)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgInoVbM77E (nwa - straight outta compton)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM2ndVZkNY (nwa - northwest airlines)
in the Nietzsche case, Nietzsche is asked who should represent his sundry defamers of the world and he opts for the schizo old drunk alleycat guy that plays Santa Claus once a year... 'he'll do nicely,' said Nietzsche... obviously he wasn't really Leonardo Da Vinci, the real Da Vinci was busy preparing another dissected foot encased in a jogger to be tossed into the current off the coast of Puget Sound or somewhere thereabouts...
Judge Judy; Benji, wake up, here's a case you're gonna like: NWA - niggaz with attitude versus
NWA - northwest airlines.... wake up
Benji: huh? what? where am i? ask the aliens what they want, if they're willing to
communicate.... microwave... microwave....... melt the cheese..... tuna
snapper...... (snores)...... wake me up for the pearl jam case... try to
keep the noise down.... (snores more)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgInoVbM77E (nwa - straight outta compton)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM2ndVZkNY (nwa - northwest airlines)
in the Nietzsche case, Nietzsche is asked who should represent his sundry defamers of the world and he opts for the schizo old drunk alleycat guy that plays Santa Claus once a year... 'he'll do nicely,' said Nietzsche... obviously he wasn't really Leonardo Da Vinci, the real Da Vinci was busy preparing another dissected foot encased in a jogger to be tossed into the current off the coast of Puget Sound or somewhere thereabouts...
Judge Judy fantasy spirals on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfI6PoEXDKQ (lil bow wow - freshazimiz)...again
Judge Judy: 'okay, the next case is one william h. gates junior versus a mr. leonardo da vinci who alleges his Codex has been allocated somewhere else and he wants it back... mr gates...'
mr. gates: 'your honor, i bought that book at an auction in london, this is some crazy old homeless guy who works 1 week a year playing santa claus and spends the rest of the year boozing and lying in a garbage-strewn alley-way... and i have reams of evidence to substantiate this assertion, your honor, and i've organized it meticulously...'
Judge Judy: 'okay, okay, hold your horses... what do you say mr. da vinci?'....
next case: comedian Robin Williams versus Acme Germanic Aboriginal Societee (AGAS)
Judge Judy: 'mr williams you allege you were promised a 3 or 2 and a half star package
tour to a famous Germanic Aborigine heritage listed special fancy site, museum,
thingy, whatever, on a recent trip to Australia, is that correct?'
robin williams: 'that is correct your honor...'
Judge Judy: 'and you weren't satisfied with the holiday you were apportioned because...?'
robin williams: 'well your honor....'
* * *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbrIrFxas0 (the blues brothers, twist it - shake your tail feather)
Judge Judy: next case one german polish philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche versus society in
general seeking punitive damages for defamation and slander... Mr Nietzsche
you claim you are owed damages by society in general for slander against you
in insinuating you encouraged the nazi uprising in germany with its subsequent
holocaust of the jews and tearing asunder of the european and global maps
Nietzsche: that is correct your honor...
...........
Gates vs. Da Vinci...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwwUZLV-IE (apocalypse now -- the end)
Judge Judy: ok mr. da vinci, you're being represented by your lawyer, montgomery burns
.... that's
excellent.... now you say you challenge mr. gates has any evidence proving his
assertions and in fact all he has is a pile of letters from agent orange victims
in vietnam with hands growing out of their shoulders and eyes on the sides of
their heads like picasso paintings, pleading for help from his charitable
organization
mr. da vinci: excellent
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4-AAxRH0Eg&feature=related)
Judge Judy: mr. gates, is that correct... can i see your evidence?
william h gates iii: no your honor, if you'll look at my documentation, i've ordered it
chronologically and indexed it in the rear...
Judge Judy: 'okay, the next case is one william h. gates junior versus a mr. leonardo da vinci who alleges his Codex has been allocated somewhere else and he wants it back... mr gates...'
mr. gates: 'your honor, i bought that book at an auction in london, this is some crazy old homeless guy who works 1 week a year playing santa claus and spends the rest of the year boozing and lying in a garbage-strewn alley-way... and i have reams of evidence to substantiate this assertion, your honor, and i've organized it meticulously...'
Judge Judy: 'okay, okay, hold your horses... what do you say mr. da vinci?'....
next case: comedian Robin Williams versus Acme Germanic Aboriginal Societee (AGAS)
Judge Judy: 'mr williams you allege you were promised a 3 or 2 and a half star package
tour to a famous Germanic Aborigine heritage listed special fancy site, museum,
thingy, whatever, on a recent trip to Australia, is that correct?'
robin williams: 'that is correct your honor...'
Judge Judy: 'and you weren't satisfied with the holiday you were apportioned because...?'
robin williams: 'well your honor....'
* * *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbrIrFxas0 (the blues brothers, twist it - shake your tail feather)
Judge Judy: next case one german polish philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche versus society in
general seeking punitive damages for defamation and slander... Mr Nietzsche
you claim you are owed damages by society in general for slander against you
in insinuating you encouraged the nazi uprising in germany with its subsequent
holocaust of the jews and tearing asunder of the european and global maps
Nietzsche: that is correct your honor...
...........
Gates vs. Da Vinci...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwwUZLV-IE (apocalypse now -- the end)
Judge Judy: ok mr. da vinci, you're being represented by your lawyer, montgomery burns
.... that's
excellent.... now you say you challenge mr. gates has any evidence proving his
assertions and in fact all he has is a pile of letters from agent orange victims
in vietnam with hands growing out of their shoulders and eyes on the sides of
their heads like picasso paintings, pleading for help from his charitable
organization
mr. da vinci: excellent
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4-AAxRH0Eg&feature=related)
Judge Judy: mr. gates, is that correct... can i see your evidence?
william h gates iii: no your honor, if you'll look at my documentation, i've ordered it
chronologically and indexed it in the rear...
an odd da vinci invention...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_82IYrdM2vU (u2 - the fly)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrch66gdjjk&feature=related (more u2)
an odd da vinci invention was a kind of giant knife... maybe 10 metres long, like a giant grim reaper blade which was wound up all tight with gears and cogs and set to spring unlock when soldiers or soldiers on horseback approached a gate... eg., in a medieval castle.... by burning or striking a rope, the spring would unlock the reaper with tremendous force and 5, 6, 7 or 8 horsemen knights riding abreast would be brought down, the horses beneath them being literally dissected by the massive scythe
needless to say a device like this could be used to neutralize u2 (and Dan Brown too!)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mysterious-planet-sized-object-spotted-near-mercury-154443870.html;_ylt=As95lYElN1_mYnWnxbmEdGes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqa3Z1NDgwBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnAzYzZmMzZTI2LTQ3ODktM2IxYS05MTlmLTdjODA2YjQ5MTFjMARwb3MDMgRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgMyOGI0YTEyNi0yMWI2LTExZTEtYWZlNy1jZmE5MzM5YjMxMzA-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yrch66gdjjk&feature=related (more u2)
an odd da vinci invention was a kind of giant knife... maybe 10 metres long, like a giant grim reaper blade which was wound up all tight with gears and cogs and set to spring unlock when soldiers or soldiers on horseback approached a gate... eg., in a medieval castle.... by burning or striking a rope, the spring would unlock the reaper with tremendous force and 5, 6, 7 or 8 horsemen knights riding abreast would be brought down, the horses beneath them being literally dissected by the massive scythe
needless to say a device like this could be used to neutralize u2 (and Dan Brown too!)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mysterious-planet-sized-object-spotted-near-mercury-154443870.html;_ylt=As95lYElN1_mYnWnxbmEdGes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqa3Z1NDgwBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnAzYzZmMzZTI2LTQ3ODktM2IxYS05MTlmLTdjODA2YjQ5MTFjMARwb3MDMgRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgMyOGI0YTEyNi0yMWI2LTExZTEtYWZlNy1jZmE5MzM5YjMxMzA-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Judge Judy fantasy -- you and Judge Judy versus. the Donald
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDeWM-gn8sE (DMX - Lord gimme a sign)
you, the Benji (some kind of relatively harmless nut), and your new partner in crime, Judge Judy call forward defendant Donald Trump (the Donald) and prosecuting team featuring unlikely nexus of poverty stricken slaves of chinese factory run by Apple I-pod peops (pronounced peeps) and Republican GOP party stalwarts of the united states of america....
you, the Benji: 'ok mr. donald, you've been talking a breeze up lately about how china is screwing america over and now you face charges of libel and defamation... what do you have to say in your defense...'
the Donald: opens his mouth to speak...
you, the Benji: 'try to say something intelligent...' you prompt...
well for sure it looked like the Donald was about to open his mouth and speak a bunch of total crap from his rarified bubble that no-one in the world can even relate to and you were about ready to literally throw a massive tome at his arse (figurative not literal arse as you probably would have struck his upper bod with your big book on law -- we digress).... the Republican stalwarts using the Chinese factory slaves would have won then, as they sought to shut the Donald down as he was making Republicans look unprofessional and even Democrats were humoring the Donald to use him to make the Republicans look bad and the Donald wasn't getting it as he only knew what he knew which most folks couldn't relate to his dizzying heights of business-man-ship....
but then... from no-where it seemed... a beat box started up... and the people in the court spectating stood up and suddenly were wearing clocks around their necks like Flavor Flav and they did begin to clap and the Donald amazingly went into an excellent rendition of DMX's 'Lord gimme a sign' -- flawlessly, so that you and Judy could only look at eachother, pleasantly surprised and began rocking your heads from side to side in harmony with the music.... and the Donald just rapped that DMX song and strolled out of that courtroom into the sunset....
you, the Benji (some kind of relatively harmless nut), and your new partner in crime, Judge Judy call forward defendant Donald Trump (the Donald) and prosecuting team featuring unlikely nexus of poverty stricken slaves of chinese factory run by Apple I-pod peops (pronounced peeps) and Republican GOP party stalwarts of the united states of america....
you, the Benji: 'ok mr. donald, you've been talking a breeze up lately about how china is screwing america over and now you face charges of libel and defamation... what do you have to say in your defense...'
the Donald: opens his mouth to speak...
you, the Benji: 'try to say something intelligent...' you prompt...
well for sure it looked like the Donald was about to open his mouth and speak a bunch of total crap from his rarified bubble that no-one in the world can even relate to and you were about ready to literally throw a massive tome at his arse (figurative not literal arse as you probably would have struck his upper bod with your big book on law -- we digress).... the Republican stalwarts using the Chinese factory slaves would have won then, as they sought to shut the Donald down as he was making Republicans look unprofessional and even Democrats were humoring the Donald to use him to make the Republicans look bad and the Donald wasn't getting it as he only knew what he knew which most folks couldn't relate to his dizzying heights of business-man-ship....
but then... from no-where it seemed... a beat box started up... and the people in the court spectating stood up and suddenly were wearing clocks around their necks like Flavor Flav and they did begin to clap and the Donald amazingly went into an excellent rendition of DMX's 'Lord gimme a sign' -- flawlessly, so that you and Judy could only look at eachother, pleasantly surprised and began rocking your heads from side to side in harmony with the music.... and the Donald just rapped that DMX song and strolled out of that courtroom into the sunset....
judge judy fantasy... gets milked some more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1f7eZ8cHpM (stevie miller band: fly like an eagle)
Judge Judy is on the same page as you about the Ernhardt guy:
'yeah, give him that shit you were just smoking and shut the f*ck up motherf*cker!' she spat... and gives you a high five...
... in the next case, the two of you concur again on some washed up rock stars being stupid f*cking useless hippies and they are ordered to have a haircut and be de-loused...
but the next case brings on a scion or little separation thingy (whatever they are called: disagreement, that's it) between the two of you...
in the case, an afghan suicide bomber who was thwarted in the act of detonating a bomb and the prosecuting side is the u.s. military who wants him imprisoned for life without parole...
'this guy should be sent to the chinese side of the border to live out the rest of his natural term of life as a mcdonald's burger maker at a mcdonalds in china... with no option to retire until age 70 nor leave China ever,' you judge...
'the f*ck he should be,' barks Judge Judy incredulously, 'this fleabag has to hang!'
Judge Judy is on the same page as you about the Ernhardt guy:
'yeah, give him that shit you were just smoking and shut the f*ck up motherf*cker!' she spat... and gives you a high five...
... in the next case, the two of you concur again on some washed up rock stars being stupid f*cking useless hippies and they are ordered to have a haircut and be de-loused...
but the next case brings on a scion or little separation thingy (whatever they are called: disagreement, that's it) between the two of you...
in the case, an afghan suicide bomber who was thwarted in the act of detonating a bomb and the prosecuting side is the u.s. military who wants him imprisoned for life without parole...
'this guy should be sent to the chinese side of the border to live out the rest of his natural term of life as a mcdonald's burger maker at a mcdonalds in china... with no option to retire until age 70 nor leave China ever,' you judge...
'the f*ck he should be,' barks Judge Judy incredulously, 'this fleabag has to hang!'
judge judy fantasy.... further caseload:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTs6oQx1WJY (britney spears... 1,2,3)
after your first initial case on Sharia Law (in Berlin, Germany), you, the Benji, find yourself with your new partner in Law... Judge Judy, in recess having a bite to eat...
'so did you ever make any trouble for your mother when you were a teenager?' you (the Benji) ask Judge Judy...
'what are you talking about? i'm human aren't i?' replies Judge Judy
'so your mother's jewish, that makes you an anti-Semite... just wanted to figure that out...' you respond
'f*ck you,' says Judge Judy and wipes her chompers with her black robe, 'let's go judge some poor bastards...'
'true dat bitch...' and the two of you step out to judge...
Case 2: the State of Upper Saxony and Silesia versus Vernhardt Ein Sternen...
you (the Benji): 'ok look i'm gonna cut this case really short... you're fucking guilty as blackest sin and you can give me that shit you were just smoking, want to go to jail?'
(to be continued)
after your first initial case on Sharia Law (in Berlin, Germany), you, the Benji, find yourself with your new partner in Law... Judge Judy, in recess having a bite to eat...
'so did you ever make any trouble for your mother when you were a teenager?' you (the Benji) ask Judge Judy...
'what are you talking about? i'm human aren't i?' replies Judge Judy
'so your mother's jewish, that makes you an anti-Semite... just wanted to figure that out...' you respond
'f*ck you,' says Judge Judy and wipes her chompers with her black robe, 'let's go judge some poor bastards...'
'true dat bitch...' and the two of you step out to judge...
Case 2: the State of Upper Saxony and Silesia versus Vernhardt Ein Sternen...
you (the Benji): 'ok look i'm gonna cut this case really short... you're fucking guilty as blackest sin and you can give me that shit you were just smoking, want to go to jail?'
(to be continued)
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
case 1: sharia law stoning of cheating wife
judge judy: this case makes me sick... Sharia law, really makes me sick... and presiding with a judge that doesn't even know what his last name is
you (benji): if u feel sick, call a doctor, that's not me... and do u draw, write, visualize or engrave your last name -- gimme a break -- case 1: akmed mohammed acuses his wife of infidelity and wishes her to be stoned by their children
bailiff, please present the evidence.... (examines pictures) -- this evidence is damning, text messages saying: 'Dear Walid, please make love to me tonite like you did yesterday, i cannot wait to take off my Burqa for you'... and look, here are pictures of the two of them doing it in the back seat of a taxi -- there's no question.... this is damning evidence
judge judy: this is unconscionable, how can we permit this woman's children to hurl large stones at her which will break her bones, in front of the grandmother and the entire village
you (benji): the law's the law, take another look at those pictures, does that look like 20 chinese men in the galley of a junk ship throwing dice while they stand around in a circle with their left foot on the person's right shoulder next to them while they jerk off in unison?
you (benji): if u feel sick, call a doctor, that's not me... and do u draw, write, visualize or engrave your last name -- gimme a break -- case 1: akmed mohammed acuses his wife of infidelity and wishes her to be stoned by their children
bailiff, please present the evidence.... (examines pictures) -- this evidence is damning, text messages saying: 'Dear Walid, please make love to me tonite like you did yesterday, i cannot wait to take off my Burqa for you'... and look, here are pictures of the two of them doing it in the back seat of a taxi -- there's no question.... this is damning evidence
judge judy: this is unconscionable, how can we permit this woman's children to hurl large stones at her which will break her bones, in front of the grandmother and the entire village
you (benji): the law's the law, take another look at those pictures, does that look like 20 chinese men in the galley of a junk ship throwing dice while they stand around in a circle with their left foot on the person's right shoulder next to them while they jerk off in unison?
CATCHING up on daytime TV (non-cable variety)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4&ob=av3e (eye of tiger -- original version)
feel like frittering some time away? accumulating money can wait for a different day? perhaps you've had enough of do-gooding 'helping others' since it always backfires in your face?
and you've got no cable???
sure we can see you nodding stupidly, you're drooling all over the floor numbskull! close your mouth up, that's better
now you know if you have testicles (permanently attached to your own body) that watching THE VIEW will cause you to want to stab yourself after trying on pink boots and rubbing your nipples and fantacizing about a sex-change operation --- so don't watch it! too much estrogen buddy, stay away from those crazy broads
Dr Phil, yes, Dr. Oz, not as good as Dr. Phil but what can u do? you got it buddy, JUDGE JUDY! mmm Judge Judy, now you can open your mouth to drool dummy!
you can just see it now... insert waving screen effect and harp music like in brady bunch episodes where they do flash backs.....
you and Judge Judy are doing a special from Berlin, Germany, the entire world watches as the two of you sit on the bench, resplendent in your black robes.... you get to judge moslems and western crusaders, Judge Judy is shut down by your expansive knowledge of Sharia law.... you get to over-ride here and permit stonings...........mmmmm Judge Judy......
feel like frittering some time away? accumulating money can wait for a different day? perhaps you've had enough of do-gooding 'helping others' since it always backfires in your face?
and you've got no cable???
sure we can see you nodding stupidly, you're drooling all over the floor numbskull! close your mouth up, that's better
now you know if you have testicles (permanently attached to your own body) that watching THE VIEW will cause you to want to stab yourself after trying on pink boots and rubbing your nipples and fantacizing about a sex-change operation --- so don't watch it! too much estrogen buddy, stay away from those crazy broads
Dr Phil, yes, Dr. Oz, not as good as Dr. Phil but what can u do? you got it buddy, JUDGE JUDY! mmm Judge Judy, now you can open your mouth to drool dummy!
you can just see it now... insert waving screen effect and harp music like in brady bunch episodes where they do flash backs.....
you and Judge Judy are doing a special from Berlin, Germany, the entire world watches as the two of you sit on the bench, resplendent in your black robes.... you get to judge moslems and western crusaders, Judge Judy is shut down by your expansive knowledge of Sharia law.... you get to over-ride here and permit stonings...........mmmmm Judge Judy......
Monday, December 5, 2011
returning to the topic of my brother
NOTE: ALL VISITORS TO AUSTRALIA WILL BE ADVISED THAT UPPER BODY APPAREL 'SWEATERS' ARE KNOWN AS 'JUMPERS' IN THE LOCAL VERNACULAR -- NOW YOU KNOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HppiPzObQE&feature=fvsr (lee harding: eye of the tiger)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmEZs_Kcms (green day: american idiot)
well, as mentioned... me and my bro (joseph stalin) have been catching up mightily of late --- and this is a great way to avoid the stain (my father in law from communist russia - and not even a real russian, mind you) and the stain's presence in my own personal home... which it seems like a good idea to abandon soon, once and for all, for all time's sake
so what can you do when you kick it with uncle joe? play chess man, he's great at it... he almost always wins, but sometimes rarely you can beat him... watch Waltons re-runs... avoid too many debates about Christianity (he believes in Eternal Damnation: God will torture particular Souls in an afterlife eternally, neverendingly, without pauses or respites (presumably, i added, because he'd get a sick perverse kick out of it -- non-merciful sicko -- that's my bro's God)........ anyway, let's not judge our brothers' God(s).......
he also likes Hell's Kitchen... never did like that show much, but couldn't believe how much the Gordon Ramsay liked some Basque cook in London, God he liked that woman! normally it's like he hates everyone! good thing he wasn't bossing me around and hurling insults at me -- would have gotten a punch in the head for it!
went to church with my bro -- only 2nd time -- first time was such a long time ago -- cannot even remember when -- same building -- different time... they're some kind of 'Assembly of God' church -- like born-agains -- their worshipping seemed sincere and humble -- mostly singing -- with an electric guitar/singer/sing-along and basic drum kit.... a lot of 'i love you Jesus'
the only thing that sucked was the 'missionaries will "save" Souls in Cambodia' just by vacationing there and handing out some bibles (?!) -- can you imagine a caucasian being more spiritually evolved than an asian (if so, more than 0.5% of them?)... so if asians are more spiritually evolved, at a higher plateau, how can some caucasian moron 'save' them? my only criticism of my bro's church, apart from that, their worship seemed sincere and humble enough
in the bible Paul mentions 'mysteries' and that it's given to some and not others to know them..... but they're out there for the learning... and if you want them, you can have them.... learn them now fool!
http://www.rosicrucian.org/
donna fargo
isn't this a touching song? makes you want to cry (the funny face song)... it's so touching
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBDXvOFRCc&feature=related (donna fargo) - funny face
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0267305/bio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXAMR28nq0&feature=related (donna fargo - happiest girl...)
it's hard to know how to get into country music --- there's alot of good stuff out there, no doubt... but if you don't know where to start
you know how it is, you don't have a country background... you've heard some great country music but don't have a clue how to indulge your interest... all you can think of is that scene from the blues brothers where they have to sing 'rawhide' to keep the people happy
(watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5N35kQAPv0 )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBDXvOFRCc&feature=related (donna fargo) - funny face
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0267305/bio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMXAMR28nq0&feature=related (donna fargo - happiest girl...)
it's hard to know how to get into country music --- there's alot of good stuff out there, no doubt... but if you don't know where to start
you know how it is, you don't have a country background... you've heard some great country music but don't have a clue how to indulge your interest... all you can think of is that scene from the blues brothers where they have to sing 'rawhide' to keep the people happy
(watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5N35kQAPv0 )
and speaking of great american tv
while spending more time than usual lately with my bro who i have affectionately nicknamed joseph stalin (forever and ever - and by the way, he thinks Putin's a 'dickhead').... fox news is foregone for the Waltons re-runs.... do not dismissively dismiss watching a re-run of this show so easily... in fact, your homework is to immediately watch some Waltons, preferably an entire episode, not just 2 minutes on youtube.... 2 minutes isn't enough, a nuclear bomb can destroy an entire metropolis of 5 million in 2 minutes, but it's not enough to watch an entire Waltons episode, so please, an entire episode.... class dismissed
and the winner is....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daen4mBHzXc (donna fargo; superman)
and now morgan freeman will announce, in his intriguing voice that could get you to eat your own turds before suddenly spitting them out after the putrid taste hits your mouth.... the winner for the greatest tv producing nation in the world of all times sake forever and ever:
you guessed it! it's America! THAT'S RIGHT! the US of A
here's (yet) another great american show: (big bang theory) -- so entertaining... just wonderful... you should go watch it now! if you're in china you can get the entire 4 or 5 years episodes in a box set for only $5! -- just ask your buddies in china to fly you a box set home soon! you won't regret it! this show is worthy of a BOX SET
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898266/
now while america has been making great tv (and also barbara walters*), the rest of the world has been busy too, making crap! here's an example of what it looks like:
(worker and parasite from 'the simpsons' - itchy and scratchy were not available)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI
take a bow america, you've earnt it! everybody else can carry on making 'worker and parasite' episodes
that's is all!!!!!!!
* this is meant as: american has been making barbara walters - as well as great tv --- and NOT meant to imply that barbara walters has been making great tv (she hasn't been) -- we can pray for her
and now morgan freeman will announce, in his intriguing voice that could get you to eat your own turds before suddenly spitting them out after the putrid taste hits your mouth.... the winner for the greatest tv producing nation in the world of all times sake forever and ever:
you guessed it! it's America! THAT'S RIGHT! the US of A
here's (yet) another great american show: (big bang theory) -- so entertaining... just wonderful... you should go watch it now! if you're in china you can get the entire 4 or 5 years episodes in a box set for only $5! -- just ask your buddies in china to fly you a box set home soon! you won't regret it! this show is worthy of a BOX SET
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898266/
now while america has been making great tv (and also barbara walters*), the rest of the world has been busy too, making crap! here's an example of what it looks like:
(worker and parasite from 'the simpsons' - itchy and scratchy were not available)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI
take a bow america, you've earnt it! everybody else can carry on making 'worker and parasite' episodes
that's is all!!!!!!!
* this is meant as: american has been making barbara walters - as well as great tv --- and NOT meant to imply that barbara walters has been making great tv (she hasn't been) -- we can pray for her
Monday, November 28, 2011
Jews for Jesus part 2 and commentary on 'Analyze that'
WELL after seeing 'analyze that' -- it's not as good
as the prequel -- not unusual for a sequel... but it
gives you a kind of maybe twisted idea: how is it the
italians never take shit for world war ii nazi
atrocities? why do ashkenazi jews and italians suck
eachother's dicks and make like iran is the
boogeyman... with this inspiration (thanks 'analyze
that')... in mind -- we have new inspiration for our
budding movie plot... so forget the humorous romantic
subplot between very obese Herschel Glundheimmer and
his secretary, the equally morbidly obese (insert
name here) and let's return to the shoot-out scene --
and remember, the 'sound the horn' idea -- had that
before seeing 'analyze that'....
suddenly, amidst the din of gunfire and 2 inch long
machine gun bullets richocheting from flimsy wooden
tables... a loud voice miraculously called out above
the din: 'stop the shooting! stop the shooting! the
iranians have invaded israel!'
and with that, everybody suddenly stopped shooting
'brothers! the iranians have just commenced an attack
on Israel'... suddenly, the warring factional jews
threw their arms onto the floor and someone else
cried:
'sound the horn of Baschnevelheimmer!'
and the horn was sounded and all the Jews that heard
that horn, whether they were for Jesus or Alfalfa
sprout diets, immediately mustered themselves to the
site of the Secret Synagog as per prior
arrangement... they hurredly kissed their wives
goodbye, sidelocks jiggling too and fro and were
careful that no other woman should accidentally touch
them, even on the city buses... and made their way to
the Secret Synagog...
the same day, somewhat later, the Jewish leaders,
some of whom had been warring that same day in the
very same solemn but bright cavity of the massive
building which was a former bowling ball factory,
insisted that they would need to enlist the help of
the local Italian community if they were to
successfully overcome the Iranian threat
'the Italians!' spat one old-timer, 'it was the
Italians that had me shipped to Auschwitz! it was a
miracle I survived, i spit on the Italians... never
will i seek help from an Italian...'
as the prequel -- not unusual for a sequel... but it
gives you a kind of maybe twisted idea: how is it the
italians never take shit for world war ii nazi
atrocities? why do ashkenazi jews and italians suck
eachother's dicks and make like iran is the
boogeyman... with this inspiration (thanks 'analyze
that')... in mind -- we have new inspiration for our
budding movie plot... so forget the humorous romantic
subplot between very obese Herschel Glundheimmer and
his secretary, the equally morbidly obese (insert
name here) and let's return to the shoot-out scene --
and remember, the 'sound the horn' idea -- had that
before seeing 'analyze that'....
suddenly, amidst the din of gunfire and 2 inch long
machine gun bullets richocheting from flimsy wooden
tables... a loud voice miraculously called out above
the din: 'stop the shooting! stop the shooting! the
iranians have invaded israel!'
and with that, everybody suddenly stopped shooting
'brothers! the iranians have just commenced an attack
on Israel'... suddenly, the warring factional jews
threw their arms onto the floor and someone else
cried:
'sound the horn of Baschnevelheimmer!'
and the horn was sounded and all the Jews that heard
that horn, whether they were for Jesus or Alfalfa
sprout diets, immediately mustered themselves to the
site of the Secret Synagog as per prior
arrangement... they hurredly kissed their wives
goodbye, sidelocks jiggling too and fro and were
careful that no other woman should accidentally touch
them, even on the city buses... and made their way to
the Secret Synagog...
the same day, somewhat later, the Jewish leaders,
some of whom had been warring that same day in the
very same solemn but bright cavity of the massive
building which was a former bowling ball factory,
insisted that they would need to enlist the help of
the local Italian community if they were to
successfully overcome the Iranian threat
'the Italians!' spat one old-timer, 'it was the
Italians that had me shipped to Auschwitz! it was a
miracle I survived, i spit on the Italians... never
will i seek help from an Italian...'
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Jews for Jesus
Bert Schlom, up and coming movie actor, lay on his
bed with a pile of pillows behind his back.... he had
been cast in the leading role for what was meant to
be another great mel gibson biblical movie...
Schlom hated mel gibson, he was a catholic, a wife-
beater and a complete douche-bag, not to mention an
australian... but schlom realized that if he didn't
play this role, his career would go no-where... you
know how sometimes the film people in LA go to NYC
looking for NY actors? well this time they went to
Curtis-ville looking for Curtis-ville actors, the
only thing was, no-one even knew where Curtis-ville
was.... Schlom (who had long since changed his name
to Rock Solid) were it not for this recent fortuitous
offer would not have left Curtis-ville sooner for the
bright lights of NYC as he felt he needed to take
care of his ailing mother
when he got the call from the LA talent scouts, he
realized that this was an opportunity that could
completely change his acting career, many, many roles
would certainly come in after this, that was for
sure... he would have money to hire a nurse for his
mother and would be able to spend half a year with
her (AND his mother)
Schlom prayed to his Armenian ancestral spirits, that
they would guide him through the experience, that no
mean, manipulative ashkenazi jew hellbent on the
destruction and/or conversions of the sephardic jews
should make of him some kind of collateral damage....
that mel gibson wouldn't touch him or spit on him or
breath on him with really bad breath and that he
would be able to tolerate even being in the same room
as that nasty, despicable, son-of-a-bitch
Schlom sat back, and read his bible, doing more
character research for his upcoming role... he just
couldn't understand what they meant by 'speaking in
tongues' in the bible... his mind wandered away to
recall a great russian character actress, and a
technique she once used.... finally, he decided to
just continue reading a biography on Iran's
Akmadinajad... after a few paragraphs of that, he
wondered how he would deal with all the inevitable
attention he would be getting from the ladies... he
resolutely decided never to marry and only to date
for short periods, generally fornicating in a non-
committal, scattered way... then he wondered how the
characters from the bible, that he was reading about,
how they would deal with women and the PILL.... he
thought about having a special t-shirt made up he
could wear during interviews with journalists... he
wondered how he could transform into symbols the
epithet, 'horny slut plus pills = ticking
timebomb!'... he went our Bert Schlom
back in Los Angeles, ashkenazi jewish movie producer,
Ernest Goldstein, sat at his desk, his yamaka on his
head and his feet up on the table: 'Gertie, you can
transfer that call through now!' he called to his
secretary through his open office door, at which
point, a loudspeaker voice came over his phone, 'and
Gertie, close the door please!' he called out again
'Hi Ernest!' called a friendly voice over the phone,
obviously a friend of Ernest's
'Finklestein! Long time no hear buddy, how are you
doing these days, how are the kids?'
the two shmoozed for a while, obviously they knew
eachother somewhat well and were used to working
together...
'Ernest man, i'm telling you, i hate to work with
this Gibson guy,'... said Finklestein
'i know man, i know, but he's a tool we need, we have
to take down the non-orthodox jews and bring them to
orthodoxy or DESTROY them!' and with this Ernest
Goldstein slammed his fist into the table, which he
then stuck into his mouth as it hurt him greatly....
'do we? do we? so what if they want leaven in their
bread? so what if they don't want matza balls? and
you know that little thing next to your doorway
you're meant to like kiss your fingers or something
and then touch it before you walk into your house? so
what if they don't want that?'
'oy vey, this again? this again? come on you swore an
oath at the Secret Synagog'... said Ernest Rubinstein
'ok, ok i swore an oath already... what about the
puppet?'
the puppet was secret shop talk for the leading
actors... especially when they weren't big name
celebrities that could make or break an entire 150
million dollar production
'the puppet is completely under control,' said
Rubinstein... 'he's a little bit crazy, but he should
do very nicely.'
'okay, okay, sounds good, just don't go too crazy
about the orthodoxy thing, talk to you later ok
buddy?' and Finklestein hung up
Rubinstein continued to sit there, with his door
closed and his feet on the table rubbing his hand
where he'd struck it against the table...
scene 32: secret synagogue showdown scene
halfway through the story, there is a Secret
Synagogue showdown scene... many different jewish
sects are represented there: Jews for Jesus, Broke
Jews with no Cash, the Orthodox Jews, the Ultra-
Orthodox Jews, the Gypsie Jews from Way Back, the
Jews That Can't Buy This Parting the Red Sea Business
But it's a Nice Story Anyway, and the Jews that
Subside only on Alfalfa, to name just a few of
them.... the Jew David Letterman was there also...
the meeting degrades into a machine-gun fight and
Orthodox Jews in hiding with bandannas on are seen
bursting from hidden alcoves machine gunning numerous
other Jews... grenades are produced and a lot of
people are missed in the melee and are able to hide
under conveniently placed items that block 2 inch
long machine gun bullets like simple wooden tables
and find machine guns and grenades and rocket
launchers that they must have had strapped to their
legs with which to defend themselves
bed with a pile of pillows behind his back.... he had
been cast in the leading role for what was meant to
be another great mel gibson biblical movie...
Schlom hated mel gibson, he was a catholic, a wife-
beater and a complete douche-bag, not to mention an
australian... but schlom realized that if he didn't
play this role, his career would go no-where... you
know how sometimes the film people in LA go to NYC
looking for NY actors? well this time they went to
Curtis-ville looking for Curtis-ville actors, the
only thing was, no-one even knew where Curtis-ville
was.... Schlom (who had long since changed his name
to Rock Solid) were it not for this recent fortuitous
offer would not have left Curtis-ville sooner for the
bright lights of NYC as he felt he needed to take
care of his ailing mother
when he got the call from the LA talent scouts, he
realized that this was an opportunity that could
completely change his acting career, many, many roles
would certainly come in after this, that was for
sure... he would have money to hire a nurse for his
mother and would be able to spend half a year with
her (AND his mother)
Schlom prayed to his Armenian ancestral spirits, that
they would guide him through the experience, that no
mean, manipulative ashkenazi jew hellbent on the
destruction and/or conversions of the sephardic jews
should make of him some kind of collateral damage....
that mel gibson wouldn't touch him or spit on him or
breath on him with really bad breath and that he
would be able to tolerate even being in the same room
as that nasty, despicable, son-of-a-bitch
Schlom sat back, and read his bible, doing more
character research for his upcoming role... he just
couldn't understand what they meant by 'speaking in
tongues' in the bible... his mind wandered away to
recall a great russian character actress, and a
technique she once used.... finally, he decided to
just continue reading a biography on Iran's
Akmadinajad... after a few paragraphs of that, he
wondered how he would deal with all the inevitable
attention he would be getting from the ladies... he
resolutely decided never to marry and only to date
for short periods, generally fornicating in a non-
committal, scattered way... then he wondered how the
characters from the bible, that he was reading about,
how they would deal with women and the PILL.... he
thought about having a special t-shirt made up he
could wear during interviews with journalists... he
wondered how he could transform into symbols the
epithet, 'horny slut plus pills = ticking
timebomb!'... he went our Bert Schlom
back in Los Angeles, ashkenazi jewish movie producer,
Ernest Goldstein, sat at his desk, his yamaka on his
head and his feet up on the table: 'Gertie, you can
transfer that call through now!' he called to his
secretary through his open office door, at which
point, a loudspeaker voice came over his phone, 'and
Gertie, close the door please!' he called out again
'Hi Ernest!' called a friendly voice over the phone,
obviously a friend of Ernest's
'Finklestein! Long time no hear buddy, how are you
doing these days, how are the kids?'
the two shmoozed for a while, obviously they knew
eachother somewhat well and were used to working
together...
'Ernest man, i'm telling you, i hate to work with
this Gibson guy,'... said Finklestein
'i know man, i know, but he's a tool we need, we have
to take down the non-orthodox jews and bring them to
orthodoxy or DESTROY them!' and with this Ernest
Goldstein slammed his fist into the table, which he
then stuck into his mouth as it hurt him greatly....
'do we? do we? so what if they want leaven in their
bread? so what if they don't want matza balls? and
you know that little thing next to your doorway
you're meant to like kiss your fingers or something
and then touch it before you walk into your house? so
what if they don't want that?'
'oy vey, this again? this again? come on you swore an
oath at the Secret Synagog'... said Ernest Rubinstein
'ok, ok i swore an oath already... what about the
puppet?'
the puppet was secret shop talk for the leading
actors... especially when they weren't big name
celebrities that could make or break an entire 150
million dollar production
'the puppet is completely under control,' said
Rubinstein... 'he's a little bit crazy, but he should
do very nicely.'
'okay, okay, sounds good, just don't go too crazy
about the orthodoxy thing, talk to you later ok
buddy?' and Finklestein hung up
Rubinstein continued to sit there, with his door
closed and his feet on the table rubbing his hand
where he'd struck it against the table...
scene 32: secret synagogue showdown scene
halfway through the story, there is a Secret
Synagogue showdown scene... many different jewish
sects are represented there: Jews for Jesus, Broke
Jews with no Cash, the Orthodox Jews, the Ultra-
Orthodox Jews, the Gypsie Jews from Way Back, the
Jews That Can't Buy This Parting the Red Sea Business
But it's a Nice Story Anyway, and the Jews that
Subside only on Alfalfa, to name just a few of
them.... the Jew David Letterman was there also...
the meeting degrades into a machine-gun fight and
Orthodox Jews in hiding with bandannas on are seen
bursting from hidden alcoves machine gunning numerous
other Jews... grenades are produced and a lot of
people are missed in the melee and are able to hide
under conveniently placed items that block 2 inch
long machine gun bullets like simple wooden tables
and find machine guns and grenades and rocket
launchers that they must have had strapped to their
legs with which to defend themselves
Saturday, November 26, 2011
joke my brother told me...
there's a guy selling a talking dog, a curious passer-by expresses interest and the seller encourages him to go out back and talk to the dog...
the dog starts talking to the curious passer-by and telling him all manner of stories about how he worked for the cia and the kgb and all kinds of things like that
the passer-by is amazed and expresses interest in buying the dog, 'how much?'
'$10'
'why so cheap?'
'that dog's a liar.'
the dog starts talking to the curious passer-by and telling him all manner of stories about how he worked for the cia and the kgb and all kinds of things like that
the passer-by is amazed and expresses interest in buying the dog, 'how much?'
'$10'
'why so cheap?'
'that dog's a liar.'
finally have seen 'analyze this'
(u.s. forces move chess pieces around the board; ten years is a picnic)
http://news.yahoo.com/marines-wind-down-afghan-combat-2012-082658096.html;_ylt=As7vFL8mzIbWQEAIKZnaVsOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNta3VqYmZlBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gRlAEcGtnA2UxNTcwZDM4LWY1OTMtMzQ4YS1iZDg3LWU4NjkwMGFjMWVlMARwb3MDMgRzZWMDanVtYm90cm9uBHZlcgM0N2M0MWM0MC0xODE1LTExZTEtYmZkZi05YTdhYmI5ZjUwNzM-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
well after probably more than a decade, that fine looking movie poster with billy chrystal and robert deniro -- that movie really looked like it was going to be a winner and it was... here are some words that come to mind:
lovely, fantastic, mate, g'day, that's wonderful and scones and tea and that's lovely
http://news.yahoo.com/marines-wind-down-afghan-combat-2012-082658096.html;_ylt=As7vFL8mzIbWQEAIKZnaVsOs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNta3VqYmZlBG1pdANKdW1ib3Ryb24gRlAEcGtnA2UxNTcwZDM4LWY1OTMtMzQ4YS1iZDg3LWU4NjkwMGFjMWVlMARwb3MDMgRzZWMDanVtYm90cm9uBHZlcgM0N2M0MWM0MC0xODE1LTExZTEtYmZkZi05YTdhYmI5ZjUwNzM-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
well after probably more than a decade, that fine looking movie poster with billy chrystal and robert deniro -- that movie really looked like it was going to be a winner and it was... here are some words that come to mind:
lovely, fantastic, mate, g'day, that's wonderful and scones and tea and that's lovely
Thursday, November 24, 2011
from seemingly intelligent life in the ocean of Los Angeles to intelligent life in the actual OCEAN
well from 'seminal' movies (whatever that means) to Octopussy movies:
here's a videoclip of a north-american family outdoor excursioning that see an octopus exit water and go WALKING outside of water, presumably for food:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/video-octopus-crawls-water-walks-dry-land-150510810.html;_ylt=AvHqSsPiGE5liS1JzJxNSYKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqaXJtZHIzBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnA2I3MWM1YTFlLTY5N2MtMzE3OS05ZjYzLWU2ZDJmMjZiN2IwNQRwb3MDMQRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgM5NWYxYmNjMC0xNWU0LTExZTEtYmJiYi1lOTFjMDY4YTAxY2Y-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
now we have an article on Octopussys in general, as written by scientists and pseudo-scientists:
http://www.orionmagazine.org/index.php/articles/article/6474
now the article, states a number of curious scientific facts: (i) 60% of octopus' neuron networks are actually in the 8 arms themselves, not the nerve-centre brain..... (ii) the EYE of the octopus is uncannily similar to the human eye, one naturalist is quoted as saying this is the single biggest freak in the entire natural world he has seen.... (iii) octopus' are remarkably intelligent, can and do use tools (like rocks to hide their dens), spend most of their time in their dens like unemployed hillbillies; occasionally leave their dens to hunt like terrorists... they can eat all matter of food like crab, etc
their tentacles/suckers are incredibly powerful, even the common small-sized octupus benji recently saw while snorkelling a few weeks back can apply about 125km of pressure to bear with one arm, that is VERY strong for a little guy...
their intelligence manifests as: ability to target only one person (whom they do not like) amongst scientists in completely unnatural circumstances to what they are designed for (eg., they weren't designed to live in a laboratory) -- these victims they do not like are squirted
they have beaks, like birds, this is also the case of the alligator which has bird like aspects
the article doesn't explain how octopuses breath when out of water... octopuses are also able to shapeshift and change their colors to pretend to be any manner of fish and other marine life for the sake of avoiding attack -- they also have a toxic poison they can apply - the octopus is primarily a hider - therefore in terms of the 7-planet astrology system, maybe it is ruled by Saturn, Saturn gives bounds and limits -- however it's not clear what role the octopuses really play, Octopus' must hide at the very least from sharks who would easily devour them, the author is ignorant of what other creatures prey on octopus
however, what is truly interesting in the article, which is meant to be 'scientific' -- although if u have read this blog, you can judge for yourself if WASPy anglo-american aryan master-racers are really interested in science or only pretend to be so to pull chicks.... the reality is that humans are choking the life out of the Earth -- the species -- the Earth herself is the ONLY undying creation relating to Earth and she is VERY old and cannot be killed, not even by nuclear bombs --- humans are choking the life of the species out of her and their science is burn coal and petrol til it runs out and multiply like flies... however this is not real science, it is GAY science.... people are still shut-in by their own ignorance.... therefore the science of this article is the same science of the australian universities where anglo-saxon professors boast about smoking marijuana and 'daringly' use a swear word and then throw the spaniard out for challenging and not being anglo-saxon --- it is the science of the BIGOT, the IGNORAMUS... it's not much in front of the DARK AGES with its arguments about how many angles can fit on the head of a needle
in any case, the BIGOT/IGNORAMUS anglo-american anglo-saxon-named aryan master race author DOES raise important questions (it was just sad that it had to cost $100,000 in university education when an uneducated child living in slums anywhere in the world could have raised the same question for nothing)... the question is, the question of CONSCIOUSNESS
the author of the 'science' (what the presumptive tribe calls it when THEY philosophize) article asks the all-important question: how can we reckon the CONSCIOUSNESS of this amazing creature?
recently, reading the book 'HER-BAK' on the ancient egyptian knowledge... the notion is proposed: that in different EONS of human evolution (reckoning that there were precursors to humans and monkeys MILLIONS of years ago - e.g, the ancestors of the creators of the famous RAPA NUI structures, Stonehenge and numerous rock dolmens) -- the important thing is the SOUL unit that survives death... mostly only in form of instinctive understanding....
this SOUL unit that may have been alive millions of years ago in the body of an Atlantean or hundreds of thousands of years before that, in the body of a Lemurian (a continent of which only survives australia and california, and whose modern day survivors are the Australian Aborigines) - by the way, Frank Black from the rock group 'the pixies' also subscribes to some of these 'odd' beliefs... this very same SOUL unit which could have been living and breathing as different 'persons' for MILLIONS of years, can go on to incarnate TODAY... his consciousness then, is what matters, as the physical change in the species itself becomes a question of biology.... however we do not have scientific instruments that can measure vibrations of the very RAPID frequency of the SOUL unit -- the only instrument we have, in fact, is OURSELVES... no machines...
what the SOUL unit derives and carries into its future career as part of the limitless creation of the Unknowable GOD is comparable to what a person, in one lifetime is left with after travelling in various lands.... take a journalist who spends two decades living in all manner of countries reporting the news... by age 40 or 50, his memories will have been so many, he won't even be able to remember EVERYTHING he experienced, ALL of the time, only SOME things SOME of the time... therefore his experience is amalgamated and may only manifest in a changed attitude and possibly an accent when he talks and SOME memories of it all which he might draw on to transcribe and which he may lose the recall of almost (almost) indefinitely after 'death' or change....
then another mystery arises: if Earth, the long-living Mother, only supports a smattering of humans a great deal of the time (eg., 2000 years ago, china's population would not have been more than 200 million most likely -- and if so, not much more)... then 'where' do all these Soul Units come from? some of them might be 'new' in the sense that they haven't incarnated in millions of years.... perhaps some of them had incarnated on other planets? did some of these Souls evolve from animal forms like dolphins, as some philosophies espouse? cannot the 'system' or 'God' create a new Soul when needed?
here's a videoclip of a north-american family outdoor excursioning that see an octopus exit water and go WALKING outside of water, presumably for food:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/video-octopus-crawls-water-walks-dry-land-150510810.html;_ylt=AvHqSsPiGE5liS1JzJxNSYKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTNqaXJtZHIzBGNjb2RlA2N0LmMEcGtnA2I3MWM1YTFlLTY5N2MtMzE3OS05ZjYzLWU2ZDJmMjZiN2IwNQRwb3MDMQRzZWMDbW9zdF9wb3B1bGFyBHZlcgM5NWYxYmNjMC0xNWU0LTExZTEtYmJiYi1lOTFjMDY4YTAxY2Y-;_ylg=X3oDMTFvdnRqYzJoBGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25zBHRlc3QD;_ylv=3
now we have an article on Octopussys in general, as written by scientists and pseudo-scientists:
http://www.orionmagazine.org/index.php/articles/article/6474
now the article, states a number of curious scientific facts: (i) 60% of octopus' neuron networks are actually in the 8 arms themselves, not the nerve-centre brain..... (ii) the EYE of the octopus is uncannily similar to the human eye, one naturalist is quoted as saying this is the single biggest freak in the entire natural world he has seen.... (iii) octopus' are remarkably intelligent, can and do use tools (like rocks to hide their dens), spend most of their time in their dens like unemployed hillbillies; occasionally leave their dens to hunt like terrorists... they can eat all matter of food like crab, etc
their tentacles/suckers are incredibly powerful, even the common small-sized octupus benji recently saw while snorkelling a few weeks back can apply about 125km of pressure to bear with one arm, that is VERY strong for a little guy...
their intelligence manifests as: ability to target only one person (whom they do not like) amongst scientists in completely unnatural circumstances to what they are designed for (eg., they weren't designed to live in a laboratory) -- these victims they do not like are squirted
they have beaks, like birds, this is also the case of the alligator which has bird like aspects
the article doesn't explain how octopuses breath when out of water... octopuses are also able to shapeshift and change their colors to pretend to be any manner of fish and other marine life for the sake of avoiding attack -- they also have a toxic poison they can apply - the octopus is primarily a hider - therefore in terms of the 7-planet astrology system, maybe it is ruled by Saturn, Saturn gives bounds and limits -- however it's not clear what role the octopuses really play, Octopus' must hide at the very least from sharks who would easily devour them, the author is ignorant of what other creatures prey on octopus
however, what is truly interesting in the article, which is meant to be 'scientific' -- although if u have read this blog, you can judge for yourself if WASPy anglo-american aryan master-racers are really interested in science or only pretend to be so to pull chicks.... the reality is that humans are choking the life out of the Earth -- the species -- the Earth herself is the ONLY undying creation relating to Earth and she is VERY old and cannot be killed, not even by nuclear bombs --- humans are choking the life of the species out of her and their science is burn coal and petrol til it runs out and multiply like flies... however this is not real science, it is GAY science.... people are still shut-in by their own ignorance.... therefore the science of this article is the same science of the australian universities where anglo-saxon professors boast about smoking marijuana and 'daringly' use a swear word and then throw the spaniard out for challenging and not being anglo-saxon --- it is the science of the BIGOT, the IGNORAMUS... it's not much in front of the DARK AGES with its arguments about how many angles can fit on the head of a needle
in any case, the BIGOT/IGNORAMUS anglo-american anglo-saxon-named aryan master race author DOES raise important questions (it was just sad that it had to cost $100,000 in university education when an uneducated child living in slums anywhere in the world could have raised the same question for nothing)... the question is, the question of CONSCIOUSNESS
the author of the 'science' (what the presumptive tribe calls it when THEY philosophize) article asks the all-important question: how can we reckon the CONSCIOUSNESS of this amazing creature?
recently, reading the book 'HER-BAK' on the ancient egyptian knowledge... the notion is proposed: that in different EONS of human evolution (reckoning that there were precursors to humans and monkeys MILLIONS of years ago - e.g, the ancestors of the creators of the famous RAPA NUI structures, Stonehenge and numerous rock dolmens) -- the important thing is the SOUL unit that survives death... mostly only in form of instinctive understanding....
this SOUL unit that may have been alive millions of years ago in the body of an Atlantean or hundreds of thousands of years before that, in the body of a Lemurian (a continent of which only survives australia and california, and whose modern day survivors are the Australian Aborigines) - by the way, Frank Black from the rock group 'the pixies' also subscribes to some of these 'odd' beliefs... this very same SOUL unit which could have been living and breathing as different 'persons' for MILLIONS of years, can go on to incarnate TODAY... his consciousness then, is what matters, as the physical change in the species itself becomes a question of biology.... however we do not have scientific instruments that can measure vibrations of the very RAPID frequency of the SOUL unit -- the only instrument we have, in fact, is OURSELVES... no machines...
what the SOUL unit derives and carries into its future career as part of the limitless creation of the Unknowable GOD is comparable to what a person, in one lifetime is left with after travelling in various lands.... take a journalist who spends two decades living in all manner of countries reporting the news... by age 40 or 50, his memories will have been so many, he won't even be able to remember EVERYTHING he experienced, ALL of the time, only SOME things SOME of the time... therefore his experience is amalgamated and may only manifest in a changed attitude and possibly an accent when he talks and SOME memories of it all which he might draw on to transcribe and which he may lose the recall of almost (almost) indefinitely after 'death' or change....
then another mystery arises: if Earth, the long-living Mother, only supports a smattering of humans a great deal of the time (eg., 2000 years ago, china's population would not have been more than 200 million most likely -- and if so, not much more)... then 'where' do all these Soul Units come from? some of them might be 'new' in the sense that they haven't incarnated in millions of years.... perhaps some of them had incarnated on other planets? did some of these Souls evolve from animal forms like dolphins, as some philosophies espouse? cannot the 'system' or 'God' create a new Soul when needed?
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
funny tarantino story!
23-year-old LA girl hooks up w. tarantino and spills the goods
http://yeeeah.com/2011/06/29/quentin-tarantino-is-a-toe-sucker/
ha ha, that's a funny story! unclear if it's true or not.... but definitely plausible... reminds of recent excursion with mexican buddy, arturo, and some spanish speaking slovenian/aussie friend of his (she hates english redneck-ism too!) --- was telling them both about the dumbest hookup ever, actually mentioned earlier in this blog anyway, about the like 30 y.o. really fat ugly woman with the disproportionately fat arse when i was 17 and a virgin.... we kissed a lot -- gross -- still don't know why -- totally crazy
sure makes these ivory tower hollywood types seem more human when u read stuff like this -- will have to tell murphy about it (he of the picture with onyx) -- murphy loves tarantino
murphy is such a smart guy, he just avoids women 100%... one time, one of our roommates from back in 1997 -- now living in hong kong, with a kid there with a chinese wife, was saying how murphy had sex with an unbelievably ugly, haggish older woman in the back of his van -- silly murphy -- but now murphy just avoids women 100% -- what a smart guy -- he had been an alcoholic for years but lately is on top of that... i thought i was totally over the alcohol but the blunder of inviting desi's dad to stay with us brought me drunk again yesterday
famous people are often retarded: take when me and murphy met onyx... you couldn't even talk to the guy except for a photo: one, what the hell is he doing in australia anyway? there is NO cultural semblance to where he's from (e.g., a thong is footwear not sexy underwear)... two, rappers that smoke weed are narcissistic self-obsessed types who take themselves way too seriously and are just really fools at bottom.... onyx also has a career in movies and tv -- he did seem somewhat approachable but anyway, whatever
move on to madonna: benji never did like madonna, let's be clear... HOWEVER, some of her music WAS very pleasing, therefore benji was a big fan of some of her music... also, some movie she appeared in with some italian guy, like a remake of some kickarse italian movie where a really rich woman is stuck on an island with a poor ship worker after a shipwreck and how he smacks her around and how she loves it and then at the end of the movie she leaves him with her hubby in a helicopter and he is screaming calling her a 'puta' -- that is a memorable movie from 2000 years ago! that's for sure
the disaster of late with the father-in-law has lead me to make preliminary arrangement to run away to hong kong for a few weeks and stay with a friend there, i fantacized about returning to sydney after that, remaining separate from wifey, finalizing a divorce whilst working and saving more money and then running away to cancun, mexico, indefinitely -- possibly to return to sydney for a few months here and there to save more bucks
being 35 -- it's not like being younger and single where you can drift around at will... i have even thought about suiciding too -- because at least my greedy, lying wife would get all of my money like that and at least that would make her happy -- also, i already have two immediate family members from the distant past (let's say, 10,000 years ago, like) who have gone that way so it's almost a family tradition... however, i highly doubt i would take this option
the other option would be to get a job and suck up the father in law situation until he leaves and make arrangements now to transfer the property to my wife's name...
having a holiday after working my arse off is all good but too much holiday is turning into depression... writing helps alleviate the depression but otherwise it's hard to shake without actually working
maybe it's my written in stone destiny to be an utter nobody my entire life... there's nothing wrong with being a nobody though.... anyway, that sure was a funny story about mr. tarantino! keep them cumming buddy!
http://yeeeah.com/2011/06/29/quentin-tarantino-is-a-toe-sucker/
ha ha, that's a funny story! unclear if it's true or not.... but definitely plausible... reminds of recent excursion with mexican buddy, arturo, and some spanish speaking slovenian/aussie friend of his (she hates english redneck-ism too!) --- was telling them both about the dumbest hookup ever, actually mentioned earlier in this blog anyway, about the like 30 y.o. really fat ugly woman with the disproportionately fat arse when i was 17 and a virgin.... we kissed a lot -- gross -- still don't know why -- totally crazy
sure makes these ivory tower hollywood types seem more human when u read stuff like this -- will have to tell murphy about it (he of the picture with onyx) -- murphy loves tarantino
murphy is such a smart guy, he just avoids women 100%... one time, one of our roommates from back in 1997 -- now living in hong kong, with a kid there with a chinese wife, was saying how murphy had sex with an unbelievably ugly, haggish older woman in the back of his van -- silly murphy -- but now murphy just avoids women 100% -- what a smart guy -- he had been an alcoholic for years but lately is on top of that... i thought i was totally over the alcohol but the blunder of inviting desi's dad to stay with us brought me drunk again yesterday
famous people are often retarded: take when me and murphy met onyx... you couldn't even talk to the guy except for a photo: one, what the hell is he doing in australia anyway? there is NO cultural semblance to where he's from (e.g., a thong is footwear not sexy underwear)... two, rappers that smoke weed are narcissistic self-obsessed types who take themselves way too seriously and are just really fools at bottom.... onyx also has a career in movies and tv -- he did seem somewhat approachable but anyway, whatever
move on to madonna: benji never did like madonna, let's be clear... HOWEVER, some of her music WAS very pleasing, therefore benji was a big fan of some of her music... also, some movie she appeared in with some italian guy, like a remake of some kickarse italian movie where a really rich woman is stuck on an island with a poor ship worker after a shipwreck and how he smacks her around and how she loves it and then at the end of the movie she leaves him with her hubby in a helicopter and he is screaming calling her a 'puta' -- that is a memorable movie from 2000 years ago! that's for sure
the disaster of late with the father-in-law has lead me to make preliminary arrangement to run away to hong kong for a few weeks and stay with a friend there, i fantacized about returning to sydney after that, remaining separate from wifey, finalizing a divorce whilst working and saving more money and then running away to cancun, mexico, indefinitely -- possibly to return to sydney for a few months here and there to save more bucks
being 35 -- it's not like being younger and single where you can drift around at will... i have even thought about suiciding too -- because at least my greedy, lying wife would get all of my money like that and at least that would make her happy -- also, i already have two immediate family members from the distant past (let's say, 10,000 years ago, like) who have gone that way so it's almost a family tradition... however, i highly doubt i would take this option
the other option would be to get a job and suck up the father in law situation until he leaves and make arrangements now to transfer the property to my wife's name...
having a holiday after working my arse off is all good but too much holiday is turning into depression... writing helps alleviate the depression but otherwise it's hard to shake without actually working
maybe it's my written in stone destiny to be an utter nobody my entire life... there's nothing wrong with being a nobody though.... anyway, that sure was a funny story about mr. tarantino! keep them cumming buddy!
falling into depression
well, unfortunately, we're falling into a depression... gone are the 50 hour work weeks and busy lifestyle and money and bickerings with wifey that created a more or less happy environment (not that the bickerings were pleasurable - but mild anger tending to happiness is better than dissipation and passivity that leads to depression)
cannot drive until end of december and january will be a very slow month anyway
the disaster seems to have been precipitated by desi's father.... no doubt everyone in his country (bulgaria) is suffering from depression, like the rest of russia's victims in eastern europe no doubt... and he brought a big dosage of that with him along with unreasonable anger and irritability.... possibly he was alcoholic in his normal lifestyle over there and was/is chafing at the inability to drink here
the uncharacteristic 6 beers i drank yesterday only lead to poor sleep and a worse feeling the day after, truly alcohol is a scourge
maybe i could just end it all by making some phone calls and getting some work happening.... perhaps that would be best
cannot drive until end of december and january will be a very slow month anyway
the disaster seems to have been precipitated by desi's father.... no doubt everyone in his country (bulgaria) is suffering from depression, like the rest of russia's victims in eastern europe no doubt... and he brought a big dosage of that with him along with unreasonable anger and irritability.... possibly he was alcoholic in his normal lifestyle over there and was/is chafing at the inability to drink here
the uncharacteristic 6 beers i drank yesterday only lead to poor sleep and a worse feeling the day after, truly alcohol is a scourge
maybe i could just end it all by making some phone calls and getting some work happening.... perhaps that would be best
more crap
trapt - stand up (again)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pY1n-Ogu6g
if a rock group with one song could ever sling the proverbial david sling and slay goliath and save the world, it's trapt and stand up... no doubt about it... listen and realize...
what can the modern day fucker (for there is no other word for it) from the 'white world' -- or even, europe or america do to assauge the shitty impending future? hold off on having kids? like tarantino? easier said than done.... what would it achieve anyway? europe is poised to replenish her population with a steady 1.9999 percent birth rate.... america will become more latino... their immigration policy a failure by proxy of shit
one question, then very seriously, becomes: what of materiality? not in the lofty sense of the ancient egyptians with their golden striving for quality, above all else... (above greed and plenty)... but simple materiality....
don't we already have HUNDREDS of millions of europeans and americans (not to mention the chinese and indians and russians) happy to live on SHITTY wages? what can keep them happy, apart from art and internet and some alcohol - throw in a little patriotism and local culture? okay... families need steady incomes and payable mortgages and a certain security in the money markets....
one of my american buddies in china, she's been there a long time now, used that common american expression: 'i'm here to tell you... gla gla gla'... well to use that expression: 'i'm here to tell you' either get a different form of energy, or else get used to being poor....
now if you want your relationship life sorted out, well write a letter to deal abby for that...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pY1n-Ogu6g
if a rock group with one song could ever sling the proverbial david sling and slay goliath and save the world, it's trapt and stand up... no doubt about it... listen and realize...
what can the modern day fucker (for there is no other word for it) from the 'white world' -- or even, europe or america do to assauge the shitty impending future? hold off on having kids? like tarantino? easier said than done.... what would it achieve anyway? europe is poised to replenish her population with a steady 1.9999 percent birth rate.... america will become more latino... their immigration policy a failure by proxy of shit
one question, then very seriously, becomes: what of materiality? not in the lofty sense of the ancient egyptians with their golden striving for quality, above all else... (above greed and plenty)... but simple materiality....
don't we already have HUNDREDS of millions of europeans and americans (not to mention the chinese and indians and russians) happy to live on SHITTY wages? what can keep them happy, apart from art and internet and some alcohol - throw in a little patriotism and local culture? okay... families need steady incomes and payable mortgages and a certain security in the money markets....
one of my american buddies in china, she's been there a long time now, used that common american expression: 'i'm here to tell you... gla gla gla'... well to use that expression: 'i'm here to tell you' either get a different form of energy, or else get used to being poor....
now if you want your relationship life sorted out, well write a letter to deal abby for that...
of europe and china
placebo: big mouth strikes again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Xgqj7QwXU
isn't it funny how there are so many great experts out there, but none of them (or us) can see what will come or give timely advice? taking the russian model as the one least likely to be fucked with, where there is strong leadership and no question of a certain hierarchical order (and who can deny this of the americans, anyway?)....
being a little drunk... as is typical of the common man, as montgomery burns, from the simpsons says, what is the difference being a drinker in madrid, spain, in the big bad european union, and in richmond, virginia? as a simple drinker, you'll be able to access more places, and more women, and folk in general, in spain, than in richmond, virginia.... the air will hang heavy with a pall (is that the right spelling?) of catholic spain at night... you're in the centre of the old spanish empire of crappy catholicism... party hard! drink that calimocho! (wine and coca-cola mixed together)... now if you were in richmond, virginia.... again, party hard! less bars but no less of an empire... the world's biggest navy mooring point isn't far and neither is the pentagon for that matter, the white house and capitol, seats of american power aren't far.... one is the EU, the other, the US of A...
as mentioned in the previous post, there is no shared European culture... there's a shared culture in spain, and the french have their on culture and so on, a shared liking for soccer, but no shared culture or shared sense of mission of even shared army, really... certainly nothing to feel a sense of bond with
an real american, as outlined by their Constitution, on the other hand, feels every sense of share: shared federal govt. shared football culture, shared sports culture, shared military, shared tv, shared everything; shared flag, shared oath of allegiance, shared
therefore, in this comparison, the EU is more of a NAFTA, than an America, or an APEC instead of an America.... still, America's intrinsic unity is certainly having it's shared share of influence on Europe: the cessation of world war i, the cessation of world war ii... with direct human life investment on european soil to stop the second war...
where americans feel a sense of duty and love for the grandeur of their nation, instilled from childhood, europeans cannot feel that for the european union, under no circumstances (only for their own nation within it)
can europeans, even be fingered as spiteful or intentionally heavy, as Krugman would have it? not really....
so what is with all the Europe talk?
in the world you have america - world's biggest economy for one nation... california with almost one sixth of that population makes the world's biggest republic/economy... let's say china is half of the size of america.... and the EU is the biggest economic/political block... after that you have russia, brazil, india... not much else.... therefore the EU is the world's biggest trading block... very important........
will a military matter in the future?
no... no-one will even bother trying to contest america in military matters... what would the point be? to end up a victim like japan after hiroshima and nagasaki?... to have your issue carried to victory like that? no thanks
the EU are the classic wimps that won't even bother spending money on an army, apart from a few fighter planes from England so they can prove they are independent, and the French, so they can prove they are still pretty....
as outlined, in the previous posting, the issue is ENERGY.... right now you have two types: coal and petrol.... throw in WOOD, maybe.... that's your energy right there..
it's running low... you need to power up on something... maybe that liquor store yonder can help you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Xgqj7QwXU
isn't it funny how there are so many great experts out there, but none of them (or us) can see what will come or give timely advice? taking the russian model as the one least likely to be fucked with, where there is strong leadership and no question of a certain hierarchical order (and who can deny this of the americans, anyway?)....
being a little drunk... as is typical of the common man, as montgomery burns, from the simpsons says, what is the difference being a drinker in madrid, spain, in the big bad european union, and in richmond, virginia? as a simple drinker, you'll be able to access more places, and more women, and folk in general, in spain, than in richmond, virginia.... the air will hang heavy with a pall (is that the right spelling?) of catholic spain at night... you're in the centre of the old spanish empire of crappy catholicism... party hard! drink that calimocho! (wine and coca-cola mixed together)... now if you were in richmond, virginia.... again, party hard! less bars but no less of an empire... the world's biggest navy mooring point isn't far and neither is the pentagon for that matter, the white house and capitol, seats of american power aren't far.... one is the EU, the other, the US of A...
as mentioned in the previous post, there is no shared European culture... there's a shared culture in spain, and the french have their on culture and so on, a shared liking for soccer, but no shared culture or shared sense of mission of even shared army, really... certainly nothing to feel a sense of bond with
an real american, as outlined by their Constitution, on the other hand, feels every sense of share: shared federal govt. shared football culture, shared sports culture, shared military, shared tv, shared everything; shared flag, shared oath of allegiance, shared
therefore, in this comparison, the EU is more of a NAFTA, than an America, or an APEC instead of an America.... still, America's intrinsic unity is certainly having it's shared share of influence on Europe: the cessation of world war i, the cessation of world war ii... with direct human life investment on european soil to stop the second war...
where americans feel a sense of duty and love for the grandeur of their nation, instilled from childhood, europeans cannot feel that for the european union, under no circumstances (only for their own nation within it)
can europeans, even be fingered as spiteful or intentionally heavy, as Krugman would have it? not really....
so what is with all the Europe talk?
in the world you have america - world's biggest economy for one nation... california with almost one sixth of that population makes the world's biggest republic/economy... let's say china is half of the size of america.... and the EU is the biggest economic/political block... after that you have russia, brazil, india... not much else.... therefore the EU is the world's biggest trading block... very important........
will a military matter in the future?
no... no-one will even bother trying to contest america in military matters... what would the point be? to end up a victim like japan after hiroshima and nagasaki?... to have your issue carried to victory like that? no thanks
the EU are the classic wimps that won't even bother spending money on an army, apart from a few fighter planes from England so they can prove they are independent, and the French, so they can prove they are still pretty....
as outlined, in the previous posting, the issue is ENERGY.... right now you have two types: coal and petrol.... throw in WOOD, maybe.... that's your energy right there..
it's running low... you need to power up on something... maybe that liquor store yonder can help you...
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
of stalemate and Krugman
recently we had been bashing some ny times columnist, was it Krugman or someone else?
no matter, playing chess, and despite the computer having a (black) bishop plus two pauns (both on the same file) and me having nothing but the king, the computer cannot win, it's a draw... unless he tried bringing his king around to a different part of board and giving up one of those pauns maybe -- probably not though, as the computer keeps repeating the same style of move, just adjusting where his bishop sits on its file, unfortunately the program was not written by some kind of technocrat in such a way that the computer would just come out and offer a draw and tabulate it as such
on to Krugman... one of his recent articles: Boring Cruel Euro Romantics
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/21/opinion/boring-cruel-euro-romantics.html?_r=2&ref=opinion
seems to titillate, with its title... but then falls short on knowledge anyway... besides, who is there that can even talk about Europe? i profess my own ignorance and that is after spending almost 3 years in spain, half a year in paris and another 2 hellish years in bulgaria
Krugman doesn't touch on world war ii or world war i or the historic precedent for europe to avoid continual warring against numerous principalities within her borders
just studying approx. 2000 years of spanish history, in spain, as a sixteen year old, what was impressive amongst all the maps with shifting border lines and kingdoms was the fact that they were never united (even just in spain).... of course this has been the case of europe for thousands of years, although of course, we all know some big empires and players came along now and then and made some pretty big borders....
Krugman does seem to hit some nail on the head though, about Boring Cruel Euro Romantics.... why not even say 'wannabe romantics'? or just 'eurotrash' as they say - even better.......
there is definitely a trend in europe to cede all kinds of freedoms to technocrats and functionaries, unlike in america where even local deputies and all kinds of local level auxiliary staff are elected.... in fact, most europeans probably do not even know this is the case in america (and it's not really the case any where else) -- is it the best way to be? most likely, but noone else follows this model
furthermore, america has alot of positive thinkers and positive people with a profound sense of love and patriotism for their nation, even if they do not like various elements and people within it.... in europe, if we first look at the broad partition put in by the russians, for forty years, if my 2 year experience in bulgaria is anything to go by, then the eastern europeans are not positive thinkers, while they are patriotic, it's a patriotism of a small nation (you name it: lithuania, latvia, wherever) that would tend to see their country in a perverted sense as all-important, all-great....
too often the europeans take so many fruits from the america tree like movies and culture and technology and then delude themselves into thinking americans are stupid and useless -- total hypocrisy -- this is really a trashy element to the european culture....
where the americans have marching bands and pledges of allegiance and all manner of community building, healthy self-esteem building RITES... the europeans only have their own personal cultures to fall back on: their own language, and history which they will never tire of embellishing as almight - despite no-one outside of slovakia even really caring about it at all -- or really believing that at some point slovakia ruled the world -- even the spaniards do not sit around boasting about how great their empire was -- maybe the slovakians don't either, but the bulgarians do and they never really had an empire anyway
why should the europeans unite? why shouldn't they? it makes sense for europeans to drop border tariffs and compete economically in a free market... likewise having a shared currency makes sense too....
so what's the problem? it's always the same crap lately: greek crisis this, italy crisis that, spain's real estate is owned by banks that would only be able to sell it at 30% of what it was worth......
some people are predicting a massive collapse....... if so, how would that look?
let's go back to Nietzsche... Nietzsche predicted that 'Europe wants to unite'... he was right.... he said that the next century (the 20th) would see a battle for the mastery of the world, again, he was right... incidentally, yesterday we saw an old u.s. defense dept. black and white movie shot shortly after world war ii showing the damage in hiroshima and nagasaki and also how to survive nuclear attacks in general (fallout and such).... well, just to be scary, one of those big evil empire russian generals came out recently saying that the likelihood of nuclear war with neighbours will be higher (than ever?) in coming years.... maybe he was just trying to put a scare on people
Nietzsche also signaled that neverending warring amongst principalities in europe was hamstringing europe
but let's stop there with Nietzsche, because Benji would like to say: if only that fucker Nietzsche lived in Bulgaria for a couple of years, that would have shut his fucking mouth up once and for all
in fact, we are inclined to say that Europe is so BIG (500 million people and 27 Nations) and so diverse (it's REALLY diverse), that anything her unity would produce would be nothing short of a monster
in fact, don't you already want to crawl on your hands and knees, whimpering lamely already, to Krugman's lap and stick your head there and hope for a pat and a reassuring 'there, there,' and hopefully a doggy-snack to munch on; just thinking about it?
is this where we are headed? neverending war in the islamic countries, a global slowdown including a slowdown in china and neverending irregular floods and storms here and there as we have been having lately, coupled with sea-levels rising, a growing sub-saharan population living in poverty... why some economists are predicting 50% unemployment in america!
even if these things were to play out, could you even blame europe for that? what if you were to vaporize the whole place living it empty of inhabitants and free for whoever to move in... would that solve the problem?
what's the problem? diminishing resources and over-population is the problem.... how are you going to cull those numbers? start a divorce your wife before you have a kid movement and just travel around and wear a condom movement? maybe a one child policy for the world?
recently a policewoman from queensland state in australia... good old australia, the richest country in the world in terms of wealth spread and money with socialism and wealth for all, was telling me how suicides and depression were on the rise in queensland state as people grappled with losing their entire life's earnings (their house, belongings) in a big storm
look at the thailanders... flooded......... the northeast of america has taken a battering recently too
Nietzsche, who never spent 2 years in post-communist Bulgaria, and maybe never imagined how the Russians (who he recognized as the strongest willed people in the world) would poison eastern europe; also predicted that in the future, it would be too hard to get rich and that people would just give up and hand themselves into a mental hospital... in fact, anti-depressant medications and anti-psychotic medications have never been higher
Nietzsche predicted a united Europe that could impose a 'terrible will' to project itself a thousand years into the future....
if you're american, where there are plenty enough terrible actions for you to occasionally marvel at in your own nation, you might think, what could be 'terrible' that the europeans could impose apart from techno music and cocaine usage... in fact, europeans are spending less on porn and cocaine now that a decade ago...
it's hard to see, but what looks terrible is the future: over-population, diminishing resources, failure of marriage/family unit...
even americans sometimes say that they are 'all crazy'... if you watch movies like 'Pleasantville' that juxtapose the good old wholesome 1950s with the Billy Joel 'we didn't start the fire' craziness of modern times... it seems like americans will keep giving us dumb crazy shit to play with (like i-pods and sitcom tv shows)...
it's hard to see how the future will play out, but if no plans are laid for a different energy source, like thorium nuclear electricity or engines that run on water through hydrolisis or whatever it's going to be, then the future will be terrible enough maybe
no matter, playing chess, and despite the computer having a (black) bishop plus two pauns (both on the same file) and me having nothing but the king, the computer cannot win, it's a draw... unless he tried bringing his king around to a different part of board and giving up one of those pauns maybe -- probably not though, as the computer keeps repeating the same style of move, just adjusting where his bishop sits on its file, unfortunately the program was not written by some kind of technocrat in such a way that the computer would just come out and offer a draw and tabulate it as such
on to Krugman... one of his recent articles: Boring Cruel Euro Romantics
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/21/opinion/boring-cruel-euro-romantics.html?_r=2&ref=opinion
seems to titillate, with its title... but then falls short on knowledge anyway... besides, who is there that can even talk about Europe? i profess my own ignorance and that is after spending almost 3 years in spain, half a year in paris and another 2 hellish years in bulgaria
Krugman doesn't touch on world war ii or world war i or the historic precedent for europe to avoid continual warring against numerous principalities within her borders
just studying approx. 2000 years of spanish history, in spain, as a sixteen year old, what was impressive amongst all the maps with shifting border lines and kingdoms was the fact that they were never united (even just in spain).... of course this has been the case of europe for thousands of years, although of course, we all know some big empires and players came along now and then and made some pretty big borders....
Krugman does seem to hit some nail on the head though, about Boring Cruel Euro Romantics.... why not even say 'wannabe romantics'? or just 'eurotrash' as they say - even better.......
there is definitely a trend in europe to cede all kinds of freedoms to technocrats and functionaries, unlike in america where even local deputies and all kinds of local level auxiliary staff are elected.... in fact, most europeans probably do not even know this is the case in america (and it's not really the case any where else) -- is it the best way to be? most likely, but noone else follows this model
furthermore, america has alot of positive thinkers and positive people with a profound sense of love and patriotism for their nation, even if they do not like various elements and people within it.... in europe, if we first look at the broad partition put in by the russians, for forty years, if my 2 year experience in bulgaria is anything to go by, then the eastern europeans are not positive thinkers, while they are patriotic, it's a patriotism of a small nation (you name it: lithuania, latvia, wherever) that would tend to see their country in a perverted sense as all-important, all-great....
too often the europeans take so many fruits from the america tree like movies and culture and technology and then delude themselves into thinking americans are stupid and useless -- total hypocrisy -- this is really a trashy element to the european culture....
where the americans have marching bands and pledges of allegiance and all manner of community building, healthy self-esteem building RITES... the europeans only have their own personal cultures to fall back on: their own language, and history which they will never tire of embellishing as almight - despite no-one outside of slovakia even really caring about it at all -- or really believing that at some point slovakia ruled the world -- even the spaniards do not sit around boasting about how great their empire was -- maybe the slovakians don't either, but the bulgarians do and they never really had an empire anyway
why should the europeans unite? why shouldn't they? it makes sense for europeans to drop border tariffs and compete economically in a free market... likewise having a shared currency makes sense too....
so what's the problem? it's always the same crap lately: greek crisis this, italy crisis that, spain's real estate is owned by banks that would only be able to sell it at 30% of what it was worth......
some people are predicting a massive collapse....... if so, how would that look?
let's go back to Nietzsche... Nietzsche predicted that 'Europe wants to unite'... he was right.... he said that the next century (the 20th) would see a battle for the mastery of the world, again, he was right... incidentally, yesterday we saw an old u.s. defense dept. black and white movie shot shortly after world war ii showing the damage in hiroshima and nagasaki and also how to survive nuclear attacks in general (fallout and such).... well, just to be scary, one of those big evil empire russian generals came out recently saying that the likelihood of nuclear war with neighbours will be higher (than ever?) in coming years.... maybe he was just trying to put a scare on people
Nietzsche also signaled that neverending warring amongst principalities in europe was hamstringing europe
but let's stop there with Nietzsche, because Benji would like to say: if only that fucker Nietzsche lived in Bulgaria for a couple of years, that would have shut his fucking mouth up once and for all
in fact, we are inclined to say that Europe is so BIG (500 million people and 27 Nations) and so diverse (it's REALLY diverse), that anything her unity would produce would be nothing short of a monster
in fact, don't you already want to crawl on your hands and knees, whimpering lamely already, to Krugman's lap and stick your head there and hope for a pat and a reassuring 'there, there,' and hopefully a doggy-snack to munch on; just thinking about it?
is this where we are headed? neverending war in the islamic countries, a global slowdown including a slowdown in china and neverending irregular floods and storms here and there as we have been having lately, coupled with sea-levels rising, a growing sub-saharan population living in poverty... why some economists are predicting 50% unemployment in america!
even if these things were to play out, could you even blame europe for that? what if you were to vaporize the whole place living it empty of inhabitants and free for whoever to move in... would that solve the problem?
what's the problem? diminishing resources and over-population is the problem.... how are you going to cull those numbers? start a divorce your wife before you have a kid movement and just travel around and wear a condom movement? maybe a one child policy for the world?
recently a policewoman from queensland state in australia... good old australia, the richest country in the world in terms of wealth spread and money with socialism and wealth for all, was telling me how suicides and depression were on the rise in queensland state as people grappled with losing their entire life's earnings (their house, belongings) in a big storm
look at the thailanders... flooded......... the northeast of america has taken a battering recently too
Nietzsche, who never spent 2 years in post-communist Bulgaria, and maybe never imagined how the Russians (who he recognized as the strongest willed people in the world) would poison eastern europe; also predicted that in the future, it would be too hard to get rich and that people would just give up and hand themselves into a mental hospital... in fact, anti-depressant medications and anti-psychotic medications have never been higher
Nietzsche predicted a united Europe that could impose a 'terrible will' to project itself a thousand years into the future....
if you're american, where there are plenty enough terrible actions for you to occasionally marvel at in your own nation, you might think, what could be 'terrible' that the europeans could impose apart from techno music and cocaine usage... in fact, europeans are spending less on porn and cocaine now that a decade ago...
it's hard to see, but what looks terrible is the future: over-population, diminishing resources, failure of marriage/family unit...
even americans sometimes say that they are 'all crazy'... if you watch movies like 'Pleasantville' that juxtapose the good old wholesome 1950s with the Billy Joel 'we didn't start the fire' craziness of modern times... it seems like americans will keep giving us dumb crazy shit to play with (like i-pods and sitcom tv shows)...
it's hard to see how the future will play out, but if no plans are laid for a different energy source, like thorium nuclear electricity or engines that run on water through hydrolisis or whatever it's going to be, then the future will be terrible enough maybe
Saturday, November 19, 2011
houston, we have a problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pY1n-Ogu6g
trapt-stand up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8
brimful of asha
back to billy.... billy from bulgaria and later california... not to be confused with billy from virginia.... californian billy seemed to have the perfect name for a cop, although actually his father was a cop, he was not: billy sweet... as the billy club is the policeman's truncheon, weapon of choice... what better name can you think of for a policeman? none
after visiting bulgaria in july 2004 for a month... and making billy's friendly acquaintance.... afterwards, probably in china... recall having a dream, later writing it out in a notebook... something about billy and knucklebusters... didn't make sense at the time.... makes perfect sense now in hindsight.... recent dream with washington state (coastal) apple-pickers still unclear however in time it will be
billy in virginia, pressure washed cedar roofs and wooden decks... the jet stream rhythmically erased the overgrowth of green mold carpet leaving a shining darkened sheen of clean cedar - hypnotic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giDO8p1z4IQ
supergrass - mary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XToqJPBbLA&feature=related
garbage - cherry lips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAsVj6Z55_s
pod - alive
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