Thursday, June 9, 2011

dinner

thus it was that shocker dude brought out fresh scones and yorkshire puddings and gravy and sweedish meatballs and mashed potatos and coffee and suchlike and the generals saw that alex drew from the same common food source and ate knowing that their lives were probably or possibly in his hands... And they were curious to see where it was all going... After they had begun to eat and talk war, the shocker dude brought out some glo-sticks and whistles and flurescent meshed tank tops and suchlike until one general fairly choked on his food and began palin'....

'whats that?' he said hoarsely as he struggled to cough soup out of his airways...

'gay shit...like from a rave party full of queers, or a lady gaga concert...' said alex as he chowed down on an ear of corn....

'and what r u gonna do with it?' asked the pale general

'we're gonna play a game called -the sum of all fears'...alex paused dramatically and the generals hung on his words....

...'now' continued alex...'u can either dance to the music with ur glow sticks and whistles and paraphernalia.... Or...'

'or what?' asked the officers anxiously

'or face the sum of all fears... A psyche ops program so secret... Nobody knows about it

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