ideal south park

returning to the ideal south park........ there should be alot of explosions... maybe a spaceship or a runaway train...... flying body parts maybe

here's some dialog for my ideal south park episode:

japanese kid sits in front of computer:

'captain's blog 3011, enterprise... my life is a complete failure, i have dropped out of community college due to rejection by my peers and from beloved potential mates... my shame is overwhelming... i wish only to commit hare-kare, like in the tom cruise movie... please will you join me...' (insert keyboard typing sounds and green wall background

cut to hiroko, in nagashima:

'konichiwa starship captain, i too am shamed, my nails were not done in the correct way - it has been a year now and i was completely disrespected by the nail and make-up salon... life is unliveable, i too will suicide with you... i am so excited, already we have 500 pledges... it is wonderful!'

cut to zajiro in osaka:

'yes i too am tired of the same old boring fashions and unevolving video games, i too will suicide...'


insert: 'you've got mail' sound

hiroko: starship enterprise captain, i have received a request for my blood upon expiring

starship captain blogger: i too have just received the same email hiroko

zajiro: me too! this is an insult!


it goes without saying that the kitsch-y retro music for this episode would be the 'you're the best' song from the karate kid movie, which would be played when all the suicide cult starts suiciding in montage form:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E