well after the HE-row on aisle C was re-edjewcated.... it turned out Alex wanted in with the moslems.... all from the greaseball army.... so in they came with their stars and stripes from greaseball land....
'lookey here,' said Alex... 'we're gonna have a pop quiz for the moslems on Is-Lamb... now take up your pencils and answer question a: mohammed (peace be upon him)'s second wife was called... what?'
someone raised their hand and said some lady's name...
'wrong!' said Alex, 'the correct answer was chicken mcnuggets! -- even the colonel knew that i bet,' said Alex looking at the re-edjewcated colonel that thought he was from kentucky... 'Epsilom zap him!'
'don't zap the colonel Epsilom, for Pete's sake! zap the guy that got the chicken mcnuggets answer wrong! Christ!' Alex added hastily...
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