superman or laughstock

your position as a human is important buddy, and what you do with it is important too.... everything you do is a vote for bringing the superman on or else procrastinating and prolonging today's man, the laughingstock precursor to the superman.....

here's some signs you're anti-superman/pro laughing-stock today's man:

you prefer getting excited about watching professional sports instead of just doing sports yourself

you're aware that there is a sport called 'golf'

you cannot think for yourself

you smoke pot

you like hollywood movies

you're boring and you use the race-card to cover-up that you're boring

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those are just a few signs, but look, it isn't all lost, Nature doesn't move in fits and starts and there's no sense trying to force open a rose-bud and make it bloom before its time -- just carry on with your idiot existence and say hail benji 5 times a morning and then throw some salt over your left shoulder.... crap in your pants if that makes you happy -- you have free will -- do whatever you like -- you suck