ok so if you've been following this blog, you'd know the last movie benji saw on the bigscreen was 'tron' in 3-d which was pretty good -- but did that mean benji wanted to watch the 'thor' crapping????......
better to watch fox news or the karate kid montage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E
anyhoo - i never meant to go see a movie on the bigscreen -- knowing it's all a big hopeless joke nowadays -- but the opportunity came up to meet one of wifey's bulgarian-cum-ossie friends and through that friend three more bulgarians and mitko's ossie gf or wifey....... at the bar, before the movie, it turned out mitko's ossie gf or wifey was a classical musician and knew one of my former roommates who is now one of the world's leading double-bass (think giant cello) players (classical music variety)...... so we talked about him a little and had some sangria and on to the movies
super 8 -- star levels = */2 (that's half a star -- ie., one star divided by 2)
some spielberg movie -- the best thing about it is seeing a real live all american small town -- movie style with some bombing and tanks and the military and a big scary monster (conrad black) but it stank anyway........ this is what happens when ashkenazi jews dominate over sephardic jews -- just a kind of catwalk/supermodel styled nazism
anyhoo -- that movie stank spielberg...... you know why 'hollywood' is doing these kinds of movies? ever crappier than they were before? coz they want to cater to all the commies in communist china that want to watch american movies.... hence the plummeting
that's what happens when the crud rises to the top buddy, you get crap
this is all classic mankind as laughstock/embarrassment which is why i try to abstain from people in general as much as possible..... couldn't even talk to me homeys at the bar coz nowadays bars have their goddam music on so loud...... watching that movie made me stupider than i was when i walked into the cinema and more embarrassed of humanity in general than i already was (as i had already forgotten how embarrassing mankind is) -- so thanks for reminding me spielberg and co!
by the way, if you've watched that karate kid youtube clip (only the song is good anyway) -- don't try that shit on pacific islanders! they will kick your arse!
how speilberg's 'super 8' made me feel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
oh and by the way, the only print/framed picture i have in my nice new apartment is a stars wars episode i movie poster (with darth maul and buddies)
clarifying: we know that movies are meant to be fun -- super 8 was generally watchable -- even with a full bladder that needed to be emptied a couple of times -- towards the end it flaked out (common with hollywood movies) -- the monster (conrad black) has a lair (yes good) -- but from there the ball is dropped -- the monster uses a giant magnet to suck tvs and pocket change to make a spaceship (no!!!!!!!!) and then the tvs and pocket change attracted to the giant magnet morphs into a 6th or 7th race highest evolution spaceship (presumably capable of travelling faster than speed of light) --- no!!!!!!!!! unforgivable........... horrible ending
and generally, why do we need this kind of movie for? 'run hurry quick! don't worry, go on without me!' (car explodes) 'kim! i love you!'
bitch please
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