sucking

there's a faith no more song that ends with the line:

'i'll just tell you what my daddy used to tell me: you ain't never gonna amount to nothing'

well i don't need anyone to tell me that buddy! believe me


since it already seems abundantly clear i'm never gonna amount to nothing, all i can do is load my spit-wad shooter, aim it at the moon and watch it fly about a meter and get stuck in a tangle of webs and cigarette butts.......

remember, if you're a failure, you can just write about successful people,

hence, after watching a couple of recent south parks -- the one with the penis on the mouse's back, and some other one

i wish to explore, pathetically, what my favorite south park would be like, kind of like homer's ideal car, the homer:


first of all, there would have to be a big suicide cult, maybe starting in japan but going global... it would have to have japanese shut-ins - amusingly frustrated with life at the tender age of 25.... kind of like the iraq war but with less mass-murdering and more suiciders.......

people would feel depressed and then watch fox news and that would make them feel even worse

speaking of fox news, and digressing, how can they even talk about some english guy criticizing american patriotism and illegal patriotism, of course it is ridiculous, but why do they waste their time with that.... f*ck them!

anyway, back to my ideal south park: alot of japanese shut-ins looking to stage a mass suicide

there would be a bullshit factory too and like a spoof on matrix with lots of people being farmed in lady gaga eggshells and being piped bullshit from the bullshit factory, there would be some hillbilly farmers fixing the bullshit from all the bulls on their ranch too

then there should be something amazingly disgusting.... like chinese businessmen eating babies... this is actually something commonly rumored to happen in china in real life

there should also be cops that get whores to crap on their chests to feel better about life...

there should also be heartless profiteering types asking the japanese suicide cult if they can have their expensive stuff left to them in their wills

you could splice in some scenes of cnn - it speaks for itself

there should also be some gerbals and richard gere

to be continued