when everyone was assembled, the taliban and al qaeda people, who were sceptical of the sweede, as he was from a typical infidel and western nation...but was said to be a moslem convert and highly recommended and anyway, had excellent contacts in the heroine smuggling business:
'ok, u.s. Military personnel are to be divided into two groups:'... Said alex, 'full u.s. Citizens or not,.. If they cannot prove, upon capture, that they r not full u.s. Citizens they should b treated as such and regarded as maximum infidel greaseball wog public enemy number 1.... However, if the personnel can ostensibly prove they r not u.s. Citizens, eg., aspiring citizens, they should be captured and treated well and brought to me... This also applies to officers of rank lieutanant colonel or higher... They should be taken alive, left unharmed and brought to me for re-education...' explained the sweede alex grate
'how about the full u.s. Citizen greaseball wogs of less than lieutanent colonel rank?' asked a scruffy yemeni rebel
'yes!' echoed a syrian rebel
'they r greaseball wogs and should be considered traitors to their own nation... All other nato forces r to be caught and captured according to nationality... All nations bearing the british flag on their insignia should b treated as brits... Germans with blue hats u.n. Flags should b classed as germans.... And so forth....'
'what should we do w/ hostile prisoners?'
'feed them meatballs, give them something warm to drink and treat them humanely while classifying their status and awaiting orders...' said alex.
'how about moslem combatants?' asked a saudi...
'all moslems will be classed subclass 4 greaseball wog and processed with his nation or aspiring nation'... Alex left the meeting and went to address a different group with specific information on attacking and disrupting supply lines from pakistan and controlling pakistani officials
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