was barry manilow miming on good morning america or what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkCyWOR5LTU


wow! what an eventful turn of events in the taxi tonite --- first i get some fag put in the backseat outside a big gay fag niteclub by his faghag bff.... all i can do is pray he won't throw up.... he babbled some crap on the way and after a $15 ride he gets out, i am waiting for him to pay me -- he walks across the road to his apartment.... maybe he was gonna go upstairs and get some cash? i was too slow reacting to get my foot on his front door to block it and say: 'pony up some collateral if you want to go upstairs buddy'...

fags $15 --- benji: 'nada' (remember, nada = nothing in spanish, but also 'swim')

next: business guy missing laptop computer -- i tell him my sob story he says: if we get my computer, i'll pay you those $15.... as luck had it we were able to retrieve it from the niteclub where he'd left it --- the corporate lawyer was true to his word:

fags = zero ---- corporate lawyers + benji = $15

next i get two young irish lads wanting to go to bondi beach via a cash machine -- i offered the lads to get $20 cash from me, pay their fare on credit card and i'd add an extra $20 to the fare and them give them $20 cash -- i advized them to make their big transaction some other time --- they didn't want to do that -- wary of another 'runner' (fare evader -- which normally i have none of, but was wary coz of the fag guy) i told one kid to stay in the cab while the other went to the cash machine....... next thing guy is finished at the cash machine and starts getting mugged/beaten up by 3 or more really big and tough looking pacific islander types

i have to take my hat off to the irish lad's friend that was sitting behind me... how bravely he acted, he never hesitated to help his buddy, even though it ended in a beating for him too.... i salute that guy -- what a brave man!

i pulled up next to one of the islander's in my car and told him to leave him alone (lame) the islander said, 'it's none of your business' while he animalistically smacked the guy down.... normally pacific islanders seem like really excellent people in very many respects -- despite what some people might tell you -- that have very many good qualities -- it was a pity to see them getting all animal like that........ but as the corporate lawyer guy with the lost and found labtop and bonus $15 fagback refund said: 'don't judge people'

anyway... i was way too much of a chicken to help those poor irish lads -- let me clarify: i would rather suck my ruski mother in law lyubov's toes than fight those dudes (and i really would never want to suck her toes or lick between them, yech)... but if i had to choose between jerking 50 cent off (happy ending) and fighting those islander dudes i would have fought them.........

i called the cops on my taxi radio and accidentally dropped my cellie -- i realized way too late the thing to do was film the smackdown with my cellie and show it to the cops later.... i am not a taddle-tale (dobber) but i would have shown that to the cops becoz i didn't agree with what the pacific islander guys were doing.....

next i pull around the corner, ignore a fare offer from some punk comers.... find my phone, drive around the block -- back 3 minutes after having called cops and smackdown was in effect and the cops were already there! goodness gracious i have never seen cops appear so quick -- although i never saw them arriving, they were just there! never heard them either, talk about stealthy! -- the islander guys must also have been very stealthy coz in those 3 minutes it took me to turn the corner, find my phone, return around the block, they were gone too.......

thanks god the irish guys weren't bloodied nor had broken bones/ noses.... they seemed a-ok and the islander guys must have done a top notch job robbing them, one of the irish lads had his pant pocket ripped off him so of course his wallet was gone -- he said they'd robbed him $150 ........ i felt so bad for not defending them... they were noticeably smaller than the islander guys too who were big guys..... so no question i wasn't going to ask for the fare they'd owed me......

liabilities = fag and 2 irish guys

scary pacific islanders all? = no, my next ride, after talking to the cops and giving them my details was a tough pacific islander guy and his gf -- they were ok -- he was doing a lot of tough talk on the long ride out west but he was ok....

corporate lawyer dude with lost laptop = bonus $15