weeks later

weeks later, alex begins his first re-education class for u.s. Citizens of lieutenant colonel rank or higher...

'hi guys,' says alex, 'can i fix u some coffee? How have u been treated so far?'... Pause, 'look, ur here to say that u come from greaseball wogland, not america... Its not even really just a formality, ur supposed to say it to our satisfaction... We're authorized to use electrodes on your testicles, the whole 9 yards...'

a hand is raised

'major general?' asked alex and listened... 'ok i understand, yes, after u all confess that u arent from america and arent american citizens but natives of greasy wogball land, thats when you're gonna do phase 2 of ur re-education, think cultural revolution... That will come later, and it will come - thats for sure -but first you have to really convince me that ur not from america, but from the nation of greasy wogball.... You sir, where r u from?'

'kentucky' said one colonel

'see thats wrong, theres nowhere in greaseball





















called like that