witherspoon/woods/simpson went on a road trip with Omar and some of his wives and kids to get some kiddy suicide bombers from an Islamic school in Pakistan --- Foo Fighters: Times like this you learn to live again -- song plays in the background............ Witherspoon/woods/simpson was surprised to see the kids at the strict Islamist school in Pakistan playing pin the bomb-vest on the suicide bomber........ she thought these kinds of schools were giving Islam a bad name.......... she also noticed some child soldiers from wars in Africa had been enlisted as mercenaries.... they loved Gwen Stefani and AK47s that were well-greased and light combat fatigues that enabled them to move with easy - preferring not to shoulder heavy packs as the American special forces did --- they would be taking on twenty year old men some 8 and 9 years their senior......... the non-mercenary/non-african child soldier veterans -- that is, the Pakistani children suicide bombers were under instruction to dress as little girls with full Berqas and detonate themselves near visiting dignitaries in Kabul.......
the veteran mercenaries from Africa (aged 10-13) had more combat experience under their belts than graduating Majors and Colonels from West Point that were busied with facts and figures from Alexandrine wars........... the African fighting kids also cited Whoopi Goldberg as inspiring characters, along with Gwen Stefani
back in Afghanistan -- the black rooks were vetting some newcomers to the war: Mel Gibson was amongst them;
'Gibson,' said King's side rook -- 'look man, we know what's going on with you, the Russians ruthlessly mined this entire country in the 1980s, the war they waged here is one of the great black spots on the Afghanis tragic, wilted, violent psyche: you will fit right in here, welcome to Afghanistan --- i want you to take this gun immediately and go and shoot some rats by the garbage tip.'
Gibson was feeling pretty down and just took the gun and did as he was told.
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