the two rooks:
the two very african african-american colonels that chested eachother in mid-air were generally known by all and sundry as the two black rooks --- the names on their uniforms read sampson and smith --- but everyone just called them the two black rooks....... the did not want to ascend any higher in rank and hence become further removed from the ranks beneath them --- nor did they wish to have political careers in the future....
rumors about them were many: that they had arranged a tragic accident for a british nato general that made their lives too difficult using c4 plastic explosives ---- that they had once been so disgusted by a french general or admiral that kept referring to france as 'hexagon' that they had arranged for his food to be poisoned - almost killing him........... that they hated to lose, only knew how to spell one word: victory, that they were lovers of competition, staunch patriots, and even that they had butt-fucked eachother in the past -- more than once --- although it was also known that they were neither of them married and frequented whores.........
both of them loved combat and did not want the war to end for anything, they imagined how terrible they would feel surrounded by white women back in america with nasally, whiny, bullshitty voices and ideas......... they loved afghanistan
for them it was an ideal training ground for the future police of all 50 american states and australia and the other nato countries........ they didn't worry about the young kids who lost their lives here....... they figured they were making soldiers pay and weren't drafted or sent against their will as national guardsmen like in irak when things were getting desperate there --- they only like soldiers in afghanistan that were happy to soldier there --- that had become career soldiers because of the long duration of the two wars
one day, sampson and smith, or king's side rook and queen's side rook as they were known -- were reading books on war: one, about the famous german general, the desert fox, the other, the famous chinese book of war by sun tze or whoever wrote it.......
sampson said: 'you know, i'm getting pretty sick of all the bullshit, i think i'm gonna write a letter to mike mullen, head of joint-chief of staffs about my latest idea to deal with issues in pakistan'
smith asked him: 'what's your big idea?'
sampson said: 'look, the CIA is just there for years now just peppering away here and there with the drone planes, what a bunch of bullshit....... what we need is a serious surveillance of underground tunnels and caves there done with the right depth-seeking technology and aircraft/satellites whatever ... and then a concerted plan to knock it all out with bunker-busting bombs.........'
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