U.S. ambassador Eikenberry, kike-end-dyke's security double, sat under a carpet in the U.S. embassy in Kabul embroidered by a local with a representation of barack obama in the middle of it....
everyone had just heard the news about the tragic self-immolation in a hospital followed by the mysterious and bizarre transformation into a giant ant -- a first in world history......
'have you heard the news?' Ching Eikenberry asked her husband the ambassador
'of course, it's all over town -- CNN is gonna do a live interview with me with Wolf Blitzer about it,'
'damn! - word travels fast! i heard Hamed Karzhai is gonna be holding a wake this evening at the Presidential Palace and his chef, you know, the one from India that makes those delicious little popadums and cream puffs is gonna be there!' said Ching.
'you mean the creams puffs on the custard tarts? those ones?' the U.S. ambassador asked expectantly.
'yep! those are the ones!' China nodded excitedly back at him.
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