general petreus assumes the some tstance in afghanistan part xxvii

Woods thought the mission was somewhat of a success, but she wasn't sure if Omar's 4th wife Kadeetha could relinquish her sadness......... as the other 3 wives talked about U.S. Vice-President Biden's ideas for liberating Afghanistan, and if they could work, Woods, with what only a woman's intuition could master, noticed that Kadeetha wasn't eating her ice-cream and was crying as part of her face blistered up...... she went to comfort her:

'there there, oooooohhhh,' she said, making a pouty face, 'let me help you with your boo-boo.'

in fact, Kadeetha's boo-boo was her entire largest organ, her skin --- it would need some treatment....

'come on, let me take you to a doctor,' and woods/simpson bid the other three women adieu and left them in the charge of the hashish smoking/heroin injecting Afghan police and took Kadeetha to a hospital for her minor burns.....

'you know,' woods/simpson said as they started up again, 'i had a boyfriend once in colorado on the ski slopes, he did a bad turn by me and i cried for days and ate ice-cream and put on 4 pounds.'

Kadeetha didn't smile back -- 'gosh-darn' thought Woods/simpson, she must be feeling really down..... Woods/simpson gleaned from Kadeetha that Omar's other three wives hated her as they were from Pakistan and loved to play cricket whereas Kadeetha was from the North of Afghanistan where nobody played cricket.....

at the best hospital nearest to them, Woods/simpson got Kadeetha admitted and wondered if maybe a psychiatrist and some anti-depressants wouldn't do the trick.....

as woods/simpson waited for Kadeetha to get some treatment she wondered why the United Nations didn't just declare the entire country insane and order them all to take cheap anti-psychotics........ she thought about her ex-boyfriend in Virginia Beach, Virginia, and what it would take to get him off his surfboard and skateboard and go to medical school to become a veterinarian.....

at that moment, woods/simpson heard various screams start to come from the large hall where nurses were performing triage on scores of patients.... she noticed in one corner -- several nurses and doctors were trying to approach one patient that was on fire

'Kadeetha! Nooooo!' woods screamed.....

but what was happening was even stranger -- the doctors and nurses couldn't put the fire out even with fire extinguishers............ the form under the fire, had been Kadeetha but it was bizarrely starting to shape-shift and grow larger and larger ---- in moments it assumed the form of a giant ant --- with massive claws for a beak and long black legs and a large black body in three parts.......... Woods/simpson, far from being a racist, ran to help Kadeetha despite her color....... 'Kadeetha, no!!!!' called Woods........ but it was too late -- Kadeetha was no longer -- now, in her place was a giant black ant --- during the metamorphis -- there were strange high-pitched screaming sounds like from the exorcist and a soundtrack materialized from nowhere with spine-chilling sounds like from a horror movie......

ssssqqquuuuirrty-splat!!!! a loud liquid whooshing squirty-splat sound was heard as the giant black ant that was Kadeetha squirted acidic liquid from her back at the doctors and nurses foolishly trying to put the fire out that was almost no longer existent.....

'aaaaaarrrgghh!' they screamed as the acid burnt their faces of ...........

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in the meantime, the two black rooks were watching everything through a hidden camera they had placed in woods/simpsons necklace carrying her combat tags....

'top that!' said sampson

'ruff!' said smith and the two bounded for joy into eachother's chests which smacked against eachother