'you motherf*ckaz feelin' me?!' challenged the King's side rook as the Queen's side rook walked down the aisles amongst their listeners, 'if it's aight for Quentin Tarantino to use the 'n' word i don't see why we should be ostracizing my boy Mel for doin' the same! I want all you bitches to put yo' motherf*ckin' hands in the air and give my boy Mel a big Afghanistan welcome,'
the audience, many of whom were white and unaccustomed to this kind of behavior, sheepishly put their hands in the air --- amongst them were EU dignitaries who felt very sheepish and Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov, who also looked unsure to his minders as he too put his hands in the air
'welcome to Afghanistan, G!' boomed the two rooks
'welcome to Afghanistan, G' murmured back the assembled dignitaries
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