general petreus assumes the stance in afghanistan part xxiv

Omar and his brother continued trading cards as they listened now to Snoop Dogg........

'laid back, i got my mind on my money and my money on my mind' sang Snoop Dogg


'look it's not Janet Reno but Janet Napolitano -- and anyway - i don't want either of them, no and i don't want robert gates either - i'll take British foreign secretary William Hague if you have it --- and Sedwill,'

'do you have Lt Colonel Christmas and British General Carter?'

'Yup!' said Omar as he puffed on a cigarrette, 'let's do a trade: give me three al-qaeda imam rabble-rousers on three different continents including one in Yemen and one in Somalia -- all yellow {NB: all of the same color meant that their electronic communications were unimpeachable} ---- and i'll give you 2 american muslims about to betray the star-spangled banner in the name of Islam,'

'it's a deal, but only if you can give me a small attack force on the Kabul-Kandahar highway with bridge bombing dynamite, rocket-launched grenades to use against a petrol carrying truck, and....'

'what do you mean, 'and.....?' -- isn't that enough for you already??????'

'well actually, i just wanted like 10 local afghan pleb beheaded by us in order to freak the local population out cards,'

'it's a deal!!!!!!!!!!!!!'