somewhere in the desert -- Michelangelo and Leonardo decided to stop for petrol ........ Leonardo removed Miller's phone some time beforehand and subsequently handcuffed his wrist to the steering wheel....... Leonardo started pumping fuel into the white mini-van...... shortly thereafter Michelangelo approached him:
'Dude why are you bringing this guy with us? He's nothing to us -- we're meant to be enjoying a road trip,' said Michelangelo.
He made no mention that kidnapping is a felony crime.
'He's a person of interest in the war on terror,' said Leonardo.
Michelangelo got really pissed off with that response - what a crock of sh*t. Why was that stupid bastard Leonardo coming with that bullsh*t that even he didn't believe in? Internally he made a decision as a point of resolution. Leonardo left to pay for the fuel and commit to the refueling station interior/store.
- Michelangelo approached Miller from the passenger side window.
'Eat this chocolate eclair man,' said Michelangelo to Miller. Miller decided to comply being in a position of weakness.
Leonardo returned to the vehicle and mounted the driver's side seat and started the engine and continued towards Arizona through the starlit desert.
After a half hour or so Miller became noticeably agitated.
'What's going on?' asked Leonardo.
'I fed Miller some magic mushrooms, maybe he's having a bad trip,' responded Michelangelo.
Leonardo looked at him and asked him, 'are you for real?' and by Michelangelo's smug smirk and chuckle he deemed he was indeed serious.
'Well look, he doesn't look very happy about it now man, we're gonna have to stop somewhere soon and let him ride it out with his feet on the ground, what do you say?' said Leonardo.
'Aight,' responded Leonardo.
Upon pulling over, Michelangelo said he was going to drive a post into the desert sand and attach a chain to it and Miller so as to hold Miller fast to the desert floor -- it seemed like a good idea to Leonardo who agreed to collect some firewood and start a fire.... they had found a shoulder of freeway and a patch of land protected from the sight of road-comers by trees and ledges.
'Dude my i-pod is totalled,' said Leonardo to Michelangelo after starting to relax a little after starting a good fire and seeing that Michelangelo's work fastening Miller was done.
'Dude look at this guy trip man, Jesus Christ!' enthused Michelangelo.
Indeed, Miller was having a bad magic mushroom trip -- presently, in his own perceptions -- he saw a giant spider walk slowly towards him, apparently intent on devouring him -- venom dripped slowly and languidly down it's hairy legs near its exceedingly large fangs. Miller screamed in horror and this in turn caused Michelangelo to laugh with great gusto -- which in turn, had a contagious effect on Leonardo.
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