Sunday, July 4, 2010

general petreus assumes the stance in afghanistan part xv

as witherspoon/woods/simpson listened to all of this, she was about to ask Omar a question, when she caught the end of his conversation with his brother:

'so a blonde and a brunette jump of a cliff, who hits the ground first?' ask Omar to his brother in a perfect Southern Californian accent....

'i don't know,' answered Omar's brother in the same accent

'the brunette, coz the blonde has to stop and ask for directions!'

ha ha ha ha ha ha-- the two brothers laughed

'oh, Omar, i forgot what i was going to ask you,' started witherspoon/woods/simpson -- the blonde joke and the heroin got her sidetracked --- she tried to remember --- english sounding afghanis outside -- there was a war in the 1980s with the Russians -- a lot of people here had lived through that and lost limbs --- trees --- growing oranges --- what was it she wanted to ask Omar about? she remembered that her relationship with him, with the sex and all, led her to believe she would be able to broach the topic without fear of repercussion -- but what was the topic? she was having a mental block --- soldiers -- no, mohammed, no .... she scratched her blonde head....

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