just at that moment, as the King's side black rook was lauding Mel Gibson the wife-beater and poo-poo-ing the eternal bad guys: the evil, big-bad Russians and their Afghani exploits of the 1980s... and be sure that neither rook made any allusion to the big-budget Russian film: '9 Arms' that glorified evil Russian exploits in Afghanistan in the 1980s which only served to drive the Afghanis further towards a banana (heroin) republic and Sharia and general stone-age lawlessness............
just at that moment, Courtney Love came out of nowhere from above on a hidden wire.. she just wanted heroin... before you could say 'Osama ben Laden', the King's side black rook had a neat little bullet hole in his forehead and slumped to the ground dead ---
'nice shooting,' said Love's female percussionist and brandished her own glock and took out the Queen's side rook......
European dignitaries went flying and screaming -- Sergei Lavrov took a slug in the butt-cheek........
'where's all the heroin around here!' screamed Hole's lead guitarist.......
trrrrrrr..... trrrrrrrrrr uzi bullets whirled and spat
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