a month before petraeus' arrival in afghanistan in his role taking over macchrystal's leadership there, witherspoon began her angelina jolie like u.n. mission... she sat before a mirror in her quarters at bagram on site with u.s. special ops --- she listened to avril lavigne, fleetwood mac, and other assorted blonde goodies, getting into blonde character.......... in the large mirror, reflected were some images she had tacked up to the walls -- one was a giant image of the planet Saturn, replete with shining, glittery rings --- the caption below it read: SATURN/SATAN/CHRONOS and emblazoned on the rings was written: engirdles all with limits..... in the next picture was a porsche 911 on a beach at Venice Los angeles california, a speech caption coming from the 911 represented a Shakespearian quote: 'tarry a little, for the law hath one more hold on you,'...... there was also a picture of some president's desk with a pail on it and some assorted pictures of witherspoon with her favorite rock-n-rollers
witherspoon left her quarters in search of some fun at the nearby bar --- upon arriving she saw some soldiers crunk dancing to 50 cent music....... she didn't feel like staying for long so drank some diet coke and went back to her quarters.......
a special ops soldier had left a box with her containing recommended dvds, pamphlets, photocopied articles and pages --- the entire collection provided to her to home-school herself a little on the realities there...... she found one dvd of interest labelled: afghan insurgent combat skills: skillz that killz
she turned her avril lavigne music down and watched the dvd --- it showed an attack filmed by afghani rebels -- she couldn't understand what they were saying but it was subtitled in english....... very apparently they were attacking a small u.s. outpost -- the documentation included with the dvd stated that there were only 15 u.s. soldiers stationed there.... she was very impressed by the strength of their attack --- whizz whizz -- loud whizzing sounds followed by an artistic wisp of blue smoke and two rockets from two afghanis shouldering rocket launchers and crying in afghani: bring up arms to bear........ she watched the rockets wizz across the screen and then hit the u.s. outpost, bam! 'shack!' cried one afghani rocket man, apparently speaking in english -- and then, 'shack!' cried the other afghani man as his rocket closely followed and hit its target........... trrrrrrr trrrrrrrrr trrrrrrrrr ....... machine gun bullets flew from half a dozen afghanis a little lower down a slope from the cameraman or woman filming them --- their bullets too were aimed at the outpost across a short valley.......... witherspoon went on reading the documentation provided: the entire outpost was destroyed, all u.s. soldiers present were executed or died in battle.......
a knock on her door, and a voice from special ops: witherspoon, be sure to get enough sleep tonight, tomorrow is gonna be a big day for you
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