women, women, women, women, womenly women women women....
Feel like throwing a saddle over ur momma's back and prodding her into mexico with an ocassional kick?
Perhaps ur mother in law is a poster child for bolshevik styled communism...
Perhaps your wife was just one big, big mistake and now ur dumb enough to be locked into a mortgage
you've got women troubles buddy... Time to take a trip into fantasy land.... Just imagine...
(insert harp sounds here and wavy screen image dream sequence here)...
You awake in 15th century andalucia spain...the year is 1499... Spain has just discovered america... Ur a muslim professor at the university in granada and ur colleagues are all jews and christians and moslems...ur lucky to be in one of the only enlightened parts of europe...
You have a total of 2 out of a possible 4 wives: dona guilfoyle and dona weil from holland... You return to ur home on a los angeles set to prerecorded whooping and giggling and cat_calling: this is what freedom sounds like....
'hola senor martinez' says the morena (brunette) as u walk into the door
'hola guapo' says the blonde....
(to be continued... Mmm continued - insert drooling sounds here)
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