is lamb

chemical brothers: get urself high

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojmxYR_6GNk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hHsYOLETqE&feature=related


leonardo and michelangelo hunched over the lamb on the operating table.....

'what did you use to anesthetize it?' asked leonardo?

'the date rape drug,' answered michelangelo seriously....

leonardo used a surgical instrument used by surgeons to stop bleeding arteries... it burnt the bleeding end of an artery, causing it to coagulate immediately and creating a stench of burning flesh in the air.... like a barbecue almost.... meanwhile michelangelo was sewing the arteries tight near the burnt end so that they wouldn't leak....... sutures were clamped onto the arteries and a clamp was placed in the chest cavity of the lamb to keep the wound open.... it's little heart continued beating within.......

as the two renaissance artists stared at the open cavity with its beating heart within... wondering how to get it out and get their replacement heart, currently sitting in an icebox, into the lamb...... it seemed like as good a time as any to start philosophizing, especially given the drug induced state the two found themselves in....... if only michelangelo wouldn't pollute the air with his ugly musical preferences......

'human life seems like such a pity,' started leonardo with the philosophizing... while michelangelo finished stitching some seams on the lamb

'sometimes it's just so painfully evident that this mortal coil... this human body limits consciousness almost cruelly.... so limited.... so trapped in matter...' continued leonardo philosophically...

'fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' boomed michelangelo powerfully and with sincere frustration... it appeared he had made a mistake which he would need to undo with his stitching