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aliens land on planet earth in france and italy and ask to be taken to the peoples' leaders...

'no really', say the aliens upon meeting sarcozi and berlusconii...

'ok well just give them these tokens of our goodwill' say the aliens after ascertaining that the people weren't joking about who their leaders were...

For sarcozi they left an elegant plaque enscribed with 'maxi connard' on it and for berlusconni one that read: 'master cockslapper'... Berlusconni was very proud of this token and prized it greatly

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farther adventures of senor Miller...

Leonardo who was in canada arranges w. Michelangelo who was in nyc to meet in maine along the border... Leonardo arranges for michelangelo to be delivered to a unique street where, in fact, leonardo manages a
couple of houses...one on either side of the road in fact... And indeed one house on one side of the road fell in america and flew an american flag in the sleepy, pristine and farflung suburban street,.. The house across the road was in canada and flew a canadian flag and was separated from the first house by a simple, average suburban road... Leonardo used these houses to co-ordinate his drug deals within the branch of la familia that fell to him... 'Anchorage, atlanta, alberquerque... Thats where all the shipments go thru dude,' said leonardo to michelangelo on the limo ride marking the end of the latter's journey from nyc.... 'try this, i trust you'll appreciate the design,' said leonardo, producing a custom built bong or water pipe from one of the limo's compartments... It was fashioned with a revolver styled dial plate featuring not one but 7 packed cones that could be spun into position, one after the other, so that 7 cones be smoked in rapid succession.... Michelangelo admired the handicraft and proceeded to smoke first one then another and yet another cone before resting....
'dude that's choice guatemalen hydro u just smoked...' observed leonardo and drank some of his alcoholic beverage... 'i get that moved from mexico to alberquerque and from there some comes here and from yonder house goes all of the canadian buds' said leonardo pointing to the aforementioned canadian house upon which the limosine now inclined