Miller + co

leonardo excused himself from michelangelo when he heard a gong struck... He went to the door of whichever of the two houses the two were in and opened the door... The person at the door was some kind of whitey (caucasian) but draped out in old fashioned chinese garb from the middle (zhong) country (guo)... Cap with long tassle...flowing robes with dangling, draping wrist collars...

'ni hao ma?' said the visitor (glenn beck from fox news) (you okay huh?)

'hao' (ok) answered leonardo...

'wo yao yige' said the visitor entering upon cue (i want one)

'yige shenme?' answered leonardo, ushering him in the dwelling

'ni cherdao-le' (you know what) answered beck

'guo lai' (come) said leonardo to the visitor and also to michelangelo who had not been forthcoming in presenting himself, but instead fished peanut butter from a jar with a knife after finishing off some snacking

leonardo led them to a garage attached to a house on the american side of the road where he bade them sit and poured them some tea in the traditional chinese manner...

Of course michelangelo would think it was all a big joke... All of leonardo's friends were just comic book characters to him... No doubt he would notice some insignificant idiosyncratic visual trait that would typify an aspect of the interlocutor's character, like a birthmark or lack of symmetry or even a tone of voice: rarely would it be a positive thing, such was michelangelo

'he ba' (drink, please) said leonardo, who had a well developed dramatic sense, and even indicated with an open palm in the correct chinese fashion, the steaming tea on the table as the three sat on sofas... Leonardo, too seating himself and lifting a lunker box onto the table with various compartments:

'gei ni kan,' (give you look = have a look) said leonardo producing one package which beck took and inspected

'shenme yitse?' (what thing?)

'californian crack: hen hao,' (californian crack cocaine: very good' said leonardo

'duo xiao chien?' (how much?) asked beck

'gei ni wu-shi bei chien' (give u 50 hundred money = it's yours for 5000$) said leonardo sipping his tea, genuinely enjoying it

'neige hao bu hao' (that one good not good?) = is it any good? Asked beck

'si ba' (try) said leonardo proffering a crack pipe...