Shepherd Smith put his pen down for a moment... in its blotter.... his story was coming along great...
one of Osama bin Laden's shoe-repairers, also doubled as a fabric and cloth dyer, had been responsible for the anthrax attacks in conjunction with Santa Claus and one of Tom Brokaw's disgruntled ex-teachers.........
'walla walla walla walla walla hammed!' wrote Smith, putting words in the mouth of Khalid Watshake Mohammed, Bin Laden's chief shoe-repairer and cloth dyer....
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