Monday, May 9, 2011

why?

why do all the american ppl i see on tv lately look so stupid?? Is it coz i ran 9km yesterday so my brain is working better... In conjunction with fish oil supplements??? possibly... Another theory is that the russians or the cia are contracting anglo-aussies to put dumb-juice into their water to slow their brains down:

'u finished pujmping that solution x into that water supply errol mate?'
'mate yeah mate, sure have mate...'
'mate mate mate!'
'mate'

or maybe it's the lack of exercise and poor diet... Whatever it is... They sure look dumb lately... Maybe they dont want to appear nerdy so as to be more popular
and where the hell is bill o'reilly's bold fresh flagon i paid for like 2weeks ago.... The american dollar lost another 800% to the australian dollar since i paid for my flagon which i havent rcvd yet.... That tells me 8ernanke is printing money overtime with 5eithner, mister t, an aien from outer space and george h w bush... Too much debt mate....

Mate, yeah mate, ok mate

well im not surprised at the stupidity but whats great is that i can quantify it and lable it coz im awake:
i) oreilly should have his merchandise made in america instead of communist china given all his blubbering

ii) despite america generally having the kindest, politest and most respectful human-to-human customer service rules... Oreilly's merchandising ppl must be incompetent ... Possibly in conjunction with their postal service

iii) generally the human condition and weakness, has been observable among the americans in their tendency to worship the united kingdom to the exclusion of all other races...this was probably due to shared genes with the english among a great many white americans and an incapacity or indifference to learn other languages

this weakness has counterpoints in all nations... The upshot is the flooding ur seeing again in memphis... This is some climate change sheeet.... Demonstrates general incontinence and stupidity on behalf of mankind

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