'my fellow moslems, let us be grim... How grim? U ask.... Seriously fucking grim, i mean imagine ur stuck on a desert island u have to repopulate and u only have some overweight 45 year old estonian janitor lady that cannot even speak Urdu and u have to fuck that bitch stupid just to keep the human race alive... That fucking grim man, thats what im fucking talking about... I mean just imagine it... Ur standing on a pail just to fuck this bitch... U got to roll her around in sand and then make her piss just to find the wet spot....u got to wait for her to have 5 or 6 kids before u can even blow her up and get ur kids to start fucking eachother just so as the world doesnt run out of humans... Does that sound fucking grim enough for u brothers?'
Cut to mujahaddeen burning american or eu flags and hoisting ak47s into the air and screaming inaudibly and excitedly
'alright well put ur motherfuckin hands in the air if ur ready to strap a bomb on some unfortunate uzbecki of tajicki or even blow urself to pieces in the name of kentucky fried chicken???' hollered the charismatic leader emotionally
'kfc! kfc! kfc!' yelled the taliban patriotically
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