An ornate small blowtorch device attached to a bulbous transparent clear crystal pipe of leonardo's own design lit up as the chinese dressed man took a hit of crack....
'ni xijuan-le ma?' asked leonardo with piercing curiosity as michelangelo loaded up his 7 cones with marijuana on leonardo's patented telephone dial bong.... Leonardo prepared some opium for himself to smoke as it seemed the time to get high was nigh...
The chinese dressed visitor noticed, as his high started to set in, some books under the table featuring male models scantily dressed... Perhaps the rumors were true and leonardo preferred a little hot jock action...
Leonardo noticing his gaze observed that he used the magazines for studying the male physique and anatomy for some of his sketches.... Then, as if reading his mind, raised the topic of Dan Brown and his
Da Vinci code books - as he began to smoke his opium, while michelangelo made his way to the 5th marijuana cone on leonardo's dial-a-cone device
as if mostly addressing michelangelo, leonardo began reporting how he learnt about one Dan Brown and how he summoned the best revenge plot possible against him...
'first i thought about simplicity... Just crapping in a paper bag, setting it on fire... Leaving it on his porch... Then pressing the doorbell,' leonardo said...
'you meiyou crystal meth?' interrupted the chinese dressed man (have don't have crystal meth = is there any crystal meth?)
'you' (=there is) said leonardo generously and fished some out of the lunker box, 'keyi gei ni shige... Xianzai yige shi er-shi bei' (can give you 10... Now one is 20 hundred)
'hao-da gei wo tremble ba' (great...give I everything please) said the chinese dressed man
'keyi' (can do) said leonardo
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