well, as we continue with journalism 101 with benji, we have covered questions like, why do americans grovel to the english of england and australia.... the answer was some strange quirk in their national psyche made them think that their own names should fit their language hence a preference for english names, not to the complete detriment of those with other names, but definitely with a strong preference for english-blooded people over other non-american peoples... this is why cnn has anglo-saxons, a token aborigine, but no greek australians.... a greek australian is anathema to cnn -- it undermines their holier-than-thou social experiment
but now it is time to take up the question of religion, and its role in journalism...
for example: the question of the 4 little ponies of the apocalypse (already raised)...
but consider this verse from the recently unearthed scripture found in hebron in the middle east by students from the university of jamaica:
{"....'and HE (Jawveh, the jealous and vengeful God) said unto the people: deliver up to me, for my own personal entertainment, some nut job... let him not have violent tendencies, lest he try knifing me unawares, but let him be so nutty as to be entertaining for me in his paroxysms of madness....'
and the people delivered up a great many nuts to the Lord, like Robin Williams and various comedians and such, but finally the Lord Jawveh, said unto them:
'bring ye forth a nutjob who is also a girlie man... that i may be suitably satisfied,' saith the Lord and the people brate unto him Jon Stewart, the gay dude from CNN's (of the multi-farious pro-England do-gooders) nightly comedy show, and the Lord was suitably satisfied as Stewart was both a nut AND girlie...'
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so continuing this journalism 101 class friends, this is why mohammedeans find christians repulsive (sometimes)
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