lady gaga blips on surface-to-air radar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwuB6xPcvs

lady gaga blips on surface-to-air radar... in that aries-like tarantino dominating way, but being of the farer sex, more pleasant........

scramble jets to intercept.....

gagaville mansion:

cliche hollywood-esque movie-like 'taskforce' bustle their way into lady gaga's private spa area...

'sweep for bugs...'

'clear...'

'get the president on a secure line...'

'what's going on?' asks lady gaga speaking up for the first time...

'lady gaga, your countryside needs you for a top secret mission, you are to rendezvous with count dracula in his 'magnifico pizza' van at once... don't ask questions, you'll be briefed by the count himself upon rendez-vous-ing...'

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in the driveway, lady gaga mounts the 'magnifico pizza' van where count dracula sits alone behind the steering wheel...

'lady' says dracula, kissing her hand.... 'it's time to get some blood...'

'how much blood? where from?' asks lady gaga as count dracula starts his van into motion which ends up sprouting wings and flying off......

'lots and lots of blood, more than all the women in africa can menstruate on a sunny sunday afternoon in africa i tell you.... and that is where we bear now... to the middle East... the blood will flow in rivers! blood! blood! wonderful blood -- ah ah ah!' said Mr. Dracula dramatically as he ascended to cruising altitude...

'what do you need it for?' asks lady gaga

'are you kidding me? i'm dracula!' it was true too, he was wearing a black cape and had long sharp canine like incisors in his gobber.... 'blood is just what i do!'

'but what will you use it for? blood transfusions? a hospital?' asked lady gaga


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X34JarNjoIU&feature=related


'are you serious?' asked Dracula, 'next thing you'll be wanting to listen to the radio, or even your music! as if my life isn't morbid enough!'

'so what are you gonna do with all that blood?'

'pizza magnifico!'