friends, just consider that conan o'brien exists and forms part of america's entertainment system / culture....... isn't this a reason to revolt? to rip up the pavers of your street and begin throwing them blindly at anyone, anything..... does not your stomach turn? doesn't it make you sick?
i was blindly ignorant of o'brien's existence recently for many many weeks... then, suddenly, while flipping around channels while watching 'unsolved mysteries' with the host guy that looks like from 80s show 'cagney and lacey'.... there was the 'o'brien' like a hard-to-kill bug crawling in a crack.......
here is my attack on o'brien and the entertainment industry and culture that he represents:
imagine friends, one of those glossy hollywood movie posters with the little black names underneath and the comments from 'journalists' like 'sizzling hot', 'this summer's winner'..... imagine all of that dog vomit friends.... then imagine 'o'brien' wearing a baseball vest emblazoned with the word 'dildo' on it in big, curvy, baseball letters.... in one hand the dildo man holds a stack of books, in another a baseball bat, perhaps with the cap hanging of it..... the movie is entitled: 'unforgivable twerp' (presumably the 'dildo' character's name)..... at 'dildo's' feet, perhaps some humorous looking raccoons boxing eachother.... perhaps a very obese woman looking at o'brien from the baseball field in a bikini and smiling gloatingly, presumably 'unforgivable's' love interest.... add some kooky looking fans at either side looking amused - perhaps one holding his nose from stench..... finally, your hollywood a-list tagline, no movie can go without it, anymore than CNN can get by without her anglo-aparteidist bigots: he's got a shit-eating grin coz he sux arse
next friends, imagine the trailer these morons would have us watch: a boardroom full of entertainment industry journalists marching in, an MC goes on telling the people to have a seat and place their body-unit-massagers on.... cut to some guys handing out little dildos for men and women......... 'produce the most superlative supportive criticism you can think of lads' calls the MC: 'think bigger than 'great', or 'unsurpassable greatness'... 'oh and thanks for coming, your checks are in the mail...'
add in some editing of o'brien's 'unforgivable twerp' riding a bicycle and tossing some dynamite sticks at the houses he passes as he lights them and calls out, 'yeah ya farken shlut' at each house..........
well, that's about the limits of today's entertainment industry friends
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