wlaking tall features some famous celbritity called 'the rock' maybe he wa sa rock n roll wrestler... imdb says it was made in 2004.... years before the financial collapse....... i have only seen 3 scenes:
blonde buddy wants to help veteran with envelope full of cash
the rock goes to sheriff to complain about casino, sheriff tells him its sheriff's town
the rock has love interest - she drives a chevrolet
next scene - the rock lives with his mom
the rock's mom runs to gurney -- minority looking kid has crystal meth problem
movie is already flawed.... the rock is intimidating some little kid
next the casino again.... the wrock's mom says to call the police
it's now time for the wrock to gun people down -- he is arming himself - it's a shotgun... it was sitting in the shotgun position in the van -- he thinks twice and gets 2 by 4
it's time to bash some wogs -- first the machine gets a thwack -- then the jack black on steroids character gets bashed --
some guy flies from ceiling and gets bashed
anotehr dude witha shotgun gets bashed
a dude with a stool (not human stool like shit but a stool to sit on) gets bashed
another shotgun dude gets bashed
wifey observes there's noone in the casino (no patrons)
what is up with that
it's just arse-whooping time
the rock steals a token from some victims neck
maybe he will put it in a poker machine and win big
but he throws his 2 by 4 at his blonde buddies office window
maybe they will kiss and rub eachother's nipples
the rock gets back in his van -- his shotgun rides shotgun
the cops are chasing him -- he better start throwing donuts at them
they have pulled him over with a gun
he's under arrest
his name is chris like chris rock -- so his first name isn't 'the'
commercial break: time to watch fox news
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