bard and coq at cnn production meeting room

bard closed and locked the door behind him and spoke up to the cnn muse, le 'coq sportiff'...

'coq', said bard... 'i have a question for you...'

'did you kick off your thongs?' asked le 'coq sportiff'

'yeah, yeah, i'm good... see?'

'ok, what's ur question bard...'

'look it's kind of racial... who do you think are better, the english or the jews?'

'you're asking me to be racist?' asked the 'coq sportiff'

'no, i don't want it to be like that... i just want a categorical answer, coke or pepsi, burger king or mcdonalds, don't be all like politically correct, your coq-ness... please, just tell me...' said bard

'look ok, there is an absolute answer, i know the answer, it's pretty obvious bard, i'm surprised you would even ask me such a stupid question... really...'

'so what is it?' said bard

'get out, just get out, you're insulting my intelligence...' said le coq sportiff