hollywood, california: the annual meeting for the advancement of anglo-saxon names and token non-anglo saxon names
the year: 2012... america was well and truly lost --- a long series of idiot deviots, beginning decades ago, had realized that their mission in life was to put a satellite or two into space, fight a war or two, and mainly just champion having anglo-saxon sounding last names....
as the american society for the all-importance of having anglo-saxon last names convened, they discussed how their annual gala would do down...
'ok, ok,' said some (ashkenazi) jewish guy with an anglocized last name, 'first of all, we'll have all the white people with anglo last names come in and form two-concentric circles, then all the black people with anglo last names will spill into the middle.... everyone will jerk eachother off for a while and then we'll drop balloons and the bright flashing signs that say: 'let's now welcome our non-anglo-last-name token buddies' will descend and we'll send out some token yellow midgets...... sound like a plan?'
secretaries scribbled furiously...
'ok,' continued the (ashkenazi) jewish genius with the anglocized last name, 'now conan o'brien has agreed to mc, i'm thinking we'll have him walk out there and riff on his name a little, you know --oh actually it's irish, not anglo-saxon-- we'll get him to do it in his really funny normal cute super-retarded voice and then boast about being heterosexual... sound super?--'
on it went - that was american culture for you...
like i said, in 2012, america was well and truly lost.... across the atlantic, in europe, the european government had a whole different set of problems...
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