a shot at love -- further adventures of mozart and beethoven

- eh mozart i want to make your come jet far!

- what?

- i said-a mozart i want to make your come jet far!

- oh! take a number buddy! everyone wants to jerk me off -- you mean you want to take my jet somewhere far, right beethoven?

- yeah that's what i said, i want to come in your jet a long way!


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listening to mozart's figaro is like watching mike tyson's greatest hits:

see mike tyson's greatest hits here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHnL7wqtQLs


mozart's three hour long opera figaro is just one knockout punch after another....

listen to this 2minute 30second precursor to pop rock music, it has lyrics, melody and bass, unbeatable!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MdXqtQ1vJQ

in this song cherubino, a pubescent 16 year old boy is singing in a falsetto voice - very hard for a man to do - so this character was always traditionally played by women, apparently no man has ever been able to do it yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZJyYMhgw6Y